The Post a Bad Facebook Photog Thread.

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https://www.facebook.com/beforeandafterthebump PLEASE TROLL

Aug 18 2012 9:32PM

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Aug 18 2012 9:56PM

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Aug 18 2012 10:08PM

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Cesar Constantine. I originally posted him in the "Watermarking the centre of a photo" thread but this works too.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/CESAR-CONSTANTINE-PHOTO-FILM-STUDIOS/109438029105132

he deleted his actual friend page, search bar before mentioned thread to see his skiing shots. they're absolutely hysterical

Aug 18 2012 10:27PM

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i remember looking at his page. it was so funny. but that dude is rich as fuck

Aug 18 2012 10:31PM

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Oh god, just the name... and I'm not even a competent photographer.

Aug 19 2012 1:15AM

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ryano

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not to be a deuscher.. but isnt there a multi page thread about this in NSG?

Aug 19 2012 2:29AM

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Great idea.

I'm going to troll that guy bigtime. Damn what an annoying dude and I don't even know him. Internationally awarded? yeah sure. That guy fucking blows.

Aug 19 2012 2:32AM

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http://www.facebook.com/TrevorJWoods

Aug 19 2012 11:38PM

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definitely threads. and the ceasar constantine one is hilarious. followed that whole watermarking thread as well

Aug 20 2012 12:40AM

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results of this are needed

Aug 20 2012 12:57AM

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God this guy is terrible.

lol rofl yolo omg

Aug 20 2012 1:03AM

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#summer2012

Aug 20 2012 1:34AM

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Trolling has been done.

My buddy got her

Aug 20 2012 1:53AM

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i dont really understand haha

Aug 20 2012 1:58AM

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The little girl in the photo is squinting a rather large amount.

Thus the comment that was made.

Aug 20 2012 8:36AM

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All this "before and after the bump" person does is take snapshots with her dslr using on-board flash and watermark the fuck out of them. And who the fuck gave that other guy the title "master photographer" hahahaha.

Aug 20 2012 10:16AM

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Exactly, yet she uploads a photo that says "Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer, it makes you a Nikon owner"

Somebody post on that "then you should call yourselves Before and After the Bump Nikon owners"

Aug 20 2012 10:59AM

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Hahaha, If I can find it I will for sure.

Aug 20 2012 11:40AM

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ooh haha i derped

Aug 20 2012 12:03PM

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Mar-O

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haha, just found the photo, it was her old profile picture

Aug 20 2012 12:17PM

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She deleted my comment :'(

Aug 20 2012 2:08PM

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ryano

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posted it.. we'll see how long it lasts...

Aug 20 2012 2:26PM

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this thread is epic

Aug 20 2012 2:38PM

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whoever Tijmen Dalhuijsen is, youre awesome. haha just saw your comment. and heres the master photographer's wikipedia if anybody wants to have some lols.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Laurie_(photographer)

Aug 20 2012 3:18PM

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hahaha I saw it, classic

Aug 20 2012 3:28PM

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Hahaha, it'll be the second time it's been posted.

Aug 20 2012 10:37PM

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What the fuck? Who even wrote that? I'm going to guess he wrote it himself.

How does one become "accredited" to shoot subject matter? That's such a load of bullshit. I thought he was just full of himself but this dude is a serious idiot.

Aug 22 2012 11:32AM

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FB pirate english FTW.

Aug 22 2012 12:05PM

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Seriously, this guy is fucking retarded, like, mind = blown. His photos are also serious lolz, like, who actually pays some creepy hick to shoot them naked?

NSFW: http://www.innerspiritphoto.com/

This is were I lost though,

33 Photography Accreditations
Animals, Animal Portrait, Boudoir, Child Study, Children High-Key Portrait, Children Portrait, Computer Generated Art, Couples Portrait, Crossover Artographics, Digital Illustration, Digital Manipulation, Environmental Portrait, Fantasy Illustration, Fashion, Female Body Sculpture, Female Fantasy Makeup, Female Nude Portrait, Female Portrait, Figure Study, Fine Art Photo Decor, General Portrait, Glamour, High Key Portrait, Model Portfolio, Nude Couple, Pinup Portraiture, Prenatal Portraiture, Studio Portrait, Travel Illustration, Wildlife

On his wikipedia page it says that he is one of the most accredited photographers in the world, the most in north america. Those are just fucking self given descriptions, they don't mean jack shit.

LIKE, FUCK, HE'S SO DUMB!

Aug 22 2012 12:14PM

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That would be me. Is my comment still up? Gotta check right now...

Aug 22 2012 12:38PM

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He deleted my comment.

But holy shit. That wikipedia page... WTF. Seriously, my mind is blown. I'm thinking he might just be the best troll ever. I'm not getting it.
How do people even pay for that crap? They hire that dude for real? Fucking ridiculous...

I seriously can't get my head around it...

Aug 22 2012 12:47PM

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Wanna know how I know he wrote his own Wikipedia page?

Aug 22 2012 1:55PM

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It's full of shit and there's no way any of the stuff on there is true?

Aug 22 2012 5:49PM

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Precisely.

Aug 22 2012 5:55PM

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TWoods

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hey...

Aug 22 2012 6:32PM

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I think I live in the same city as this guy. I kind of want to go meet him in person just to see if he's for real.

Aug 22 2012 11:18PM

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Please, plase, pleeaaaase do!

Aug 22 2012 11:29PM

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Yes and bring a video camera and make an interview but when you meet him you need to keep the interview completely legit and just see what he says.

Aug 22 2012 11:33PM

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Pretty please with a cherry on top!

Aug 23 2012 1:04AM

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