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Last night of summer

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ganja_enthusiast
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whats goood so basically my school is fucking brutal and it starts on monday of course meaning its time to get fucked the fuck up. I will now tell who ever is interesed in my story of the night:

day starts at like 330 pm because i slept pretty god damn long for some reason. anyhow i met with my homies and we dabbed and chilled for a bit. then decided to go to cvs and swoop a bunch of handles and racks. we walk in and take 2 xl jack daniels and some coors or some shit. we get dumb drunk at fucking 445 ish i think and dont really remember shit until like 2 hours ago when i woke up on a fucking school roof drunk as fuck walked to a homies and got with the bitches and here i am not bout to fucking pass out 2 handles, a rack, and half g of shatter deep

whats good
Aug 12 2012 4:14AM
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E__
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Cool dude, but it sucks your summers over.
Aug 12 2012 5:32AM
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.RYAN66
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I know how ya feel, I start work 9-5 on monday and then the next monday I start school.
I am looking forward to it though, senior year is going to be pretty awesome.

Spent the night drinking margaritas with the old man. twas a good night.
Aug 12 2012 9:53AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I start Tuesday.... But I have work tomorrow. Fuck.
Aug 12 2012 10:08AM
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SlimDunkin.
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OP is obviously 12, who snagged a couple shots of his dad's alcohol and got "wasted"


Sucks summers over
Aug 12 2012 11:39AM
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alexat955
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You drank 2 handles and a 30 rack all by yourself?
Aug 12 2012 11:51AM
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alexat955
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Also sucks to be you, I have 6 weeks of summer left
Aug 12 2012 11:52AM
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GayWolf420
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summer2012lovexfriendsxmemories
Aug 12 2012 12:10PM
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pope.
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I hate starting on a full week..
Aug 12 2012 12:14PM
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Julian.F
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Aug 12 2012 12:28PM
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chicken
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that's bullshit. You would be fucking dead.

and I know we all have legendary nights where we drink enough that it should have killed us but really thats like finishing a 26 and some beers to yourself. I know one person who has ever finished a handle to himself and he weighs over 200 pounds and it was the most fucked up he had ever been. 2 handles and a rack (assuming a rack is a 24?) is fucking impossible to drink on one nights. That's like 144 drinks. Or 10 drinks per hour for over half a day.

On the most legendary bender ever that would still take over 24 hours to drink
Aug 12 2012 12:35PM
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teleRADo
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quoting for emphasis
Aug 12 2012 12:41PM
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Peter.
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```~~live.laugh.love~~```
Aug 12 2012 12:59PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Aug 12 2012 1:01PM
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JahJahBinks
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Yeah, you drank 2 handles, which is about what, 80 shots? word
Aug 12 2012 1:04PM
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Shewlur...
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Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened. :)
Aug 12 2012 1:13PM
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SamMcChesney
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nice story op,

but this thread is now "retarded things girls say on facebook"


Aug 12 2012 1:31PM
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skifoo
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12 hours and it starts....


fuck
Aug 12 2012 1:34PM
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EmperorKuzco
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it's probably between a bunch of people or else op just flat out lied
Aug 12 2012 1:35PM
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BmoChop
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Live Laugh Love Summer '12

I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime
Aug 12 2012 1:38PM
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Jane6
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Aug 12 2012 1:54PM
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joshua
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OP, your post perfectly depicted pretty much everything I dislike in a person.
Aug 12 2012 1:59PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Just because she's beautiful doesn't mean you're not
Dear insecure girls everywhere, you’re not ugly, society is. Sincerely, The Truth.
Girls want a guy who say I love you every night and proves it every day.
Aug 12 2012 2:05PM
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BmoChop
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Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine
Aug 12 2012 2:20PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Still have 4 weeks left, and still havent done shit
Aug 12 2012 2:34PM
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YoungQuinton
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Saaaaame. Soccer pre-season starts tomorrow and goes for the next two weeks until school starts. Essentially summer is over for me
Aug 12 2012 2:57PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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<3
Aug 12 2012 3:01PM
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Dr.Dickless
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although his grammar was shockingly correct for being drunk
Aug 12 2012 3:03PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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apparently you've never met my good friend cocaine.
Aug 12 2012 4:03PM
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chicken
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I've never done cocaine (well unless chewing leaves counts) but obviously at my age I have been exposed to pretty much every drug. I know that cocaine can make you party like a champion but there is still no way you can do cocaine and then polish off two handles in a night. Maybe we have different definitions of a handle. Up here a handle is 1.75L, or 60oz. Two handles is 120oz of liquor. Assuming the liquor is 40-45% that works out to 120 standard drinks. That's impossible. It's not even close to realistically possible. Especially with a 24 pack added. That's almost 150 drinks. No human being can drink that much. Cocaine might stop you from passing out but either way you will fucking die. Even half that would kill almost anyone if they managed to finish it before they passed out.

If he was partying that hard its possible that most of the said liquor was spilled or puked up. But it's obviously a big drunk lie.
Aug 12 2012 5:45PM
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SlimDunkin.
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This, exaggeration of how much you've drank is really easy to do, I know lots of kids who've built reputation upon lies of drinking "20" beers a night or "20" shots a night, this is a skiing website there's no need to make claims of drinking "two handles in a night"
Aug 12 2012 6:08PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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haha, i know man. i'm just messing around. i'm not a coke head either for the record. and our definition of handles is the same...i.e. a 1.75L bottle. i've smashed a handle in a day, but not in a few hours. i couldn't even drink his claim at the peak of my alcoholism. clearly a lie.
Aug 12 2012 6:56PM
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Chubz.
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lol @ college

i still got 3 weeks of my summer left :)
Aug 12 2012 6:59PM
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Willgum
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Op took 5 shots, blacked out, lost both of his handles, and woke up with all his alcohol gone. He instantly assumed he drank it all
Aug 12 2012 8:05PM
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chicken
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crushing 20 drinks in a night is nothing amazing and totally believable. In first year 20 was a pretty standard night out. Even now I could drink 20 in a night but I'd be pretty drunk
Aug 12 2012 8:22PM
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Negro_Jesus
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i watched my buddy crush 64 palm bays
Aug 12 2012 8:33PM
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FerrisBueller
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??????
Aug 12 2012 8:58PM
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FerrisBueller
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op is is gay look at that definition

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No offense to gays though, reese is the man
Aug 12 2012 9:00PM
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FerrisBueller
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but lol i actually know what dabbing is man

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CARL^
Aug 12 2012 9:02PM
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Peter.
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Aug 12 2012 9:05PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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lol. i did not mean for a second it was just me drinking all that. me and 2 homies did though. too drunk to say what i was trying to when i wrote that shit
Aug 12 2012 9:51PM
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joshua
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Your posts make you seem like such an idiot, nobody thinks you're cool because you brag about being drunk on the internet.
Aug 12 2012 10:06PM
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Bogs
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hey! thats a great song
Aug 12 2012 10:07PM
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Aug 12 2012 10:11PM
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Yardie
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didnt read comments so idk if anyone said this already but theres no way in FUCK i'd be on newschoolers making a thread about my day if I had 2 handles and girls with me....

either your full of shit or you need to get your priorities straight
Aug 12 2012 10:30PM
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2_fadez
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Aug 13 2012 12:48AM
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SlimDunkin.
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I guess I should have specified a time range, 20 beers in an hour not believable maybe 3,4 or 5 hours, but I don't buy anything under 3 hours.
Aug 13 2012 1:17AM
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penguin_steeze
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America
Aug 13 2012 1:22AM
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ganja_enthusiast
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DAMN you guys love hating for no reason. We started early int the day and had a good 6+ hours to do this. its nothing insane for the time it took. all of you need to chill out.
Aug 13 2012 1:59AM
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_Jeffrey_
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shitty story. but i still have 23 days left of summer

Aug 13 2012 2:03AM
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Mr_Mackey
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Merica*
Aug 13 2012 2:04AM
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