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Eating Loudly

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.Hugo.
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This has got to be my biggest pet peeve, and the guy that works 2 cubicles down from me is the loudest eater in the god damn world. Right now someone has a radio on and I have one ear bud in and I can still hear him chewing like it's playing through that ear bud.

Now he is fuck slurping down french fries. Yes slurping like some do when they eat soup. How the fuck do you even do that? The worst part is that this goes on for 30+ min cause the guy is a fat piece of shit who just stuffs his face.

Does this bother anyone else this much or am I overreacting?
Aug 9 2012 2:05PM
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TheClap.
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tube sock and a bar of soap, he'll learn
Aug 10 2012 3:07PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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you know hatred for someone for how they eat or breathe is considered a mental illness right? like dead serious.
Aug 10 2012 3:09PM
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.Hugo.
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I wouldn't say I hate him for it. Just the noise of him eating annoys the hell out of me.
Aug 10 2012 3:23PM
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Kreech
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Full metal jacket style. Get the whole office in on the plan for best results
Aug 10 2012 3:26PM
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.Hugo.
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Do you know what a cubicle is?
Aug 10 2012 3:28PM
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powderdrunkie
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no i have no idea. i've never been in an office before.
Aug 10 2012 3:41PM
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.Hugo.
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Running on 3 hours of sleep is making work hard enough already. This is fucking torture. I don't get how someone can eat continuously for 20+ minutes. FUCKING EAT IN THE CAFETERIA OR BEFORE YOU COME TO WORK.

I'm suppose to be on spring break in colorado. Instead I have to listen to this fat fuck slobber down food in a manner that would make a mother grizzly embarressed.
Mar 12 2013 9:45AM
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Tonic
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This is my biggest pet peeve, my girlfriend will chew like that and I just stare at her. I wish I could just ignore it but seriously it is the worst sound I can imagine.
Mar 12 2013 10:14AM
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gnar_points
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I can't stand listening to people chew with their mouths open. Any advice for how to tell a friend politely to close their fucking mouths when chewing? I thought everyone learned this when you're 3 years old.
Mar 12 2013 10:38AM
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.Hugo.
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I've found out that if their parents were cavemen and didn't teach them when they were younger, then they will never learn and will always chew with their mouths open. Well, you could actually probably change them by beating their face in every time they do it, or a little shock therapy might do the trick
Mar 12 2013 10:51AM
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.Hugo.
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The guy just farted and it reaks. I can't stand this. Time to pretend I have to shit.
Mar 12 2013 11:10AM
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whoa-dere
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Kid eating next to me right now has a farting problem. Chews loud too
Mar 12 2013 11:12AM
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Blurst
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Quit your job and stop working in a cubicle. Problem solved!
Mar 12 2013 11:16AM
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Bakeshow
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You are not overreacting. I agree 100%. Chewing loudly in addition to chewing with your mouth open just piss me off.
Mar 12 2013 12:08PM
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.Hugo.
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Nearly 2 years later and im back at the same job, in the same cubicle, with the same neanderthal next to me. God damnit
Aug 1 2014 8:58AM
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louie.mirags
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That sucks it's still happening. I get so annoyed when people eat loudly. My girlfriend some how makes a lot of noise and also her teeth slide on the fork as she eats. It drives me nuts but I've never said anything because that's a weird thing to be annoyed about. So, I usually put on a podcast to drown it out. When she wants to talk while we're eating I just have to suck it up even though I want to comment so bad.
Aug 1 2014 9:11AM
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RubberSoul
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i feel your pain. there's nothing worse than people who chew loudly, except the ones who get all "you can't tell me what to do" when you finally comment
Aug 1 2014 9:49AM
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TheButterHashira
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You shouldn't pet your peeves.
Aug 1 2014 12:53PM
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RubberSoul
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DaleEarnhardtYou shouldn't pet your peeves.


our first perpetrator has outed himself! you goddamn motherfuckin stupid piece of SHIT
Aug 1 2014 1:29PM
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.Hugo.
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RubberSoulour first perpetrator has outed himself! you goddamn motherfuckin stupid piece of SHIT


Judging by his username hes a backwoods hillbilly though, so id kinda expect it out of him
Aug 1 2014 1:33PM
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TheButterHashira
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RubberSoulour first perpetrator has outed himself! you goddamn motherfuckin stupid piece of SHIT


I chew quietly and efficiently, but that's because my dad was a psycho about lip smacking.

You'll be a much happier person if you just don't let silly things make you upset and take comfort in the fact that those face stuffing fat asses are slowly killing themselves.
Aug 1 2014 2:05PM
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.Hugo.
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DaleEarnhardtI chew quietly and efficiently, but that's because my dad was a psycho about lip smacking.

You'll be a much happier person if you just don't let silly things make you upset and take comfort in the fact that those face stuffing fat asses are slowly killing themselves.


Every other person that chews loudly annoys me, but I can usually get past it. When this guy chews, it almost makes me fucking gag. Seriously one of the most disgusting sounds ive ever heard.

Next week ill try to get a recording of it
Aug 1 2014 2:12PM
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TheButterHashira
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You should build a trough and put it on the piggies desk.
Aug 1 2014 2:15PM
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RubberSoul
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DaleEarnhardtI chew quietly and efficiently, but that's because my dad was a psycho about lip smacking.

You'll be a much happier person if you just don't let silly things make you upset and take comfort in the fact that those face stuffing fat asses are slowly killing themselves.


well i mean.. it's definitely not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things, but i think it's actually a form of misophonia. i'm not about to diagnose myself or anything but i don't think it's something as simple as me letting something get to me. and it's just so obnoxious and unnecessary

but hey can you, uh, tell your dad i said nice job?
Aug 1 2014 2:23PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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Can't stand it. Humans are fucking gross.
Aug 1 2014 2:45PM
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Master_son14
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I get soo mad at my brother for chewing really loud it we got into a fight... good shit... stand the ground
Aug 5 2014 2:24PM
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