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GaleTheSnail
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Im not sure how to make a rail with a donkey dick. If anyone has an idea on how to do this please help.

Aug 5 2012 6:49PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
just don't
Aug 6 2012 10:00PM
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Pastie
Posts: 676 - Karma: 146
sometimes I cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
Aug 7 2012 1:10AM
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CalebT
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clever.
Aug 18 2012 6:33PM
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broto
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just make a regular rail and i'm sure you could ghetto rig a frame onto the end so that it's shaped like a donkey dick. just don't make it too harsh,
Aug 18 2012 10:40PM
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GaleTheSnail
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thanks man. i will try it. +k
Sep 12 2012 6:44PM
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SickJib_Brit
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If you use PVC cut the end of the PVC at a 45 degree angle then cut the donkey dick at a 45 and flip it (inb4 any sort of joke) then attach with a PVC cement and reinforce with galvanized screws. Make a support out of wood and then a post going into the ground. For added stability make a crossmember attatched to on of the other supports.
Just an idea.. It would be cheap and easy to try, if it doesn't work then take it off and cut the rail so it's end is even
Nov 11 2012 7:11PM
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SkierPT
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Make lets say a 10 foot shotgun rail and then make another 2-3 foot section of the same type. The 2 rails don't neccesarily need to be attached. Line the 2 sections up and add small sections of 2x4 to raise or lower the dick part
Nov 11 2012 11:20PM
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S-S-K
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I made a pretty good flat-up rail.. It worked out really well actually. Here's it in action about half way through the edit: https://www.newschoolers.com/membervideo/630055.0/Spring-Break-Ski-Edit-2013?s=126119

Apr 16 2013 11:21PM
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rockersteez
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Sweet jesus don't make it 45 degrees.

You honestly probably want more of the 10-14 degree range. If you build it with pvc make sure your edges aren't sharp or you're gonna have a bad time.

Jul 16 2013 7:57PM
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