Red Bull Unrailistic | LIVE Broadcast

Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

The perfect girlfriend ?

profile picture
FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
What do you guys think makes the perfect girlfriend?

For me its a girl who:

Is intelligent
Is funny
Is the perfect mix of cute/sexy
Shreds skates
Shreds skis
Smokes the herb
Makes you sandwiches and food if you ask nicely
Gives you some space when you need it.
Cuddles every night.
Likes to have sex most days (preferably everyday)


:D

Jul 31 2012 3:13AM
56 14
profile picture
Tonic
Posts: 334 - Karma: 1,653
My girlfriend, she makes for a pretty perfect girlfriend.
Jul 31 2012 4:47PM
0 0
profile picture
broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
boobs mostly. maybe a vagina. personality not needed.
Jul 31 2012 4:54PM
0 0
profile picture
WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
you live in ontario, ski, and apparently are everything you quoted. um yes please?
Jul 31 2012 5:32PM
0 0
profile picture
Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Tittie pics required as part of the application. I am his new agent so those pictures could just be sent to me and I will make sure my client receives them. Please keep in touch about this if you really do wish to become my clients perfect girlfriend.
Jul 31 2012 5:32PM
0 0
profile picture
daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Cute, small, active, smart. Likes to cuddle, and doesn't mind that I smoke, and drink. Preferably a skiier/snowboarder/mountainbiker. Oh, and blonde.
Jul 31 2012 6:24PM
0 0
profile picture
TadNugentFan
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
oh hai.:)
Jul 31 2012 6:41PM
0 0
profile picture
Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
girlfriend came to visit me for a week, had sex twelve times

shes perfect

/claim
Jul 31 2012 7:37PM
0 0
profile picture
colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
im half asian, theres not a whole lot to see hahha.
Jul 31 2012 8:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
half asian you say?

halfway to being a perfect girlfriend already
Jul 31 2012 8:08PM
0 0
profile picture
colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
im moving to kelowna for uni and will probably stay on the west coast.
Jul 31 2012 8:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Respectful
Understanding
Doesn't judge
Honest
Great personality
Attractive
Ass
Gets along with me
Lets me have alone time once in a while
Can cook
Clean
Likes to Fuck
truly likes me for who I am
Jul 31 2012 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
412.
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 247
Click for larger image
Jul 31 2012 8:50PM
0 1
profile picture
Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I met you in Switzerland.../claim
Jul 31 2012 8:56PM
0 0
profile picture
daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I like where this is going, considering I live in kelowna.
Jul 31 2012 9:06PM
0 0
profile picture
thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
mine lol you jealous
Jul 31 2012 9:56PM
0 0
profile picture
TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
Everyone wants small girls. What about the tall girls, why don't they get love too?
Aug 1 2012 12:56AM
0 0
profile picture
iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
Sup pinkname. I love fucking tall chicks.
Aug 1 2012 12:58AM
0 0
profile picture
Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I need to be 100% sure she is female and about 90% sure I am not related to her.


Aug 1 2012 1:01AM
0 0
profile picture
TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
and i'm terrified of rape therefore your name isn't helping you....
Aug 1 2012 1:02AM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
A girl who meets the following is a girl worth keeping:

Smart
Skier
Likes the same music
Cute
Aug 1 2012 1:04AM
0 0
profile picture
Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Dub post commence!

I have never dated a girl who is shorter than me.

Kinda weird but true.
Aug 1 2012 1:05AM
0 0
profile picture
Ronald_Ray.Gun
Posts: 53 - Karma: 12
Yes.
Aug 1 2012 1:11AM
0 0
profile picture
NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
bang on
Aug 1 2012 1:13AM
0 0
profile picture
rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Smart
Cute
Skier or Snowboarder
Smokes weed
Funny
Pretty eyes
Shoulder length hair
Brunette, Blonde
Piercings and a few decent tattoo's
Parties
Dresses nice
Isn't slutty
DTF
Lives really close
Cuddles all the time





Aug 1 2012 1:22AM
1 0
profile picture
iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
As long as your not a kitten all of our sex will be consensual and glorious.

pm me for dick pics
Aug 1 2012 1:29AM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
setting yourself up for disappointment, bro. You get 2 of those 4
Aug 1 2012 1:30AM
0 0
profile picture
rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Yeah I kinda realized that after I posted


but we all know that you can never get all of those in a girl
Aug 1 2012 1:32AM
0 0
profile picture
.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
yep
Aug 1 2012 1:38AM
0 0
profile picture
B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
As long as she is down with a little thing that rhymes with shmishmortion I am down for anything.
Aug 1 2012 1:38AM
0 0
profile picture
Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
how tall are you?
Aug 1 2012 1:39AM
0 0
profile picture
Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Ikr? Short italian girls are the bombb. Also, a soccer player would be nice. Soccer players are soo hot
Aug 1 2012 1:45AM
0 0
profile picture
.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
yes
Aug 1 2012 1:47AM
0 0
profile picture
JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
A sexy gymnast nymphomaniac who owns a bar on the beach
Aug 1 2012 1:47AM
0 0
profile picture
Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Around 5'9"


I seriously don't know how it keeps happening haha





Aug 1 2012 1:51AM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Click for larger image
Aug 1 2012 1:51AM
0 0
profile picture
Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
The girl i met on top of the blackcomb glacier this winter. I told her i liked her i believe in Sarah sticker. I didn't even see her face but i'm going to assume she was perfect. PWEASE SEE THIS POST
Aug 1 2012 1:53AM
0 0
profile picture
katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Is there something that you value more over the other things? Like would you make do if a chick was lacking in one area if she was absolutely amazing in others?

For example: Gives shitty blowjobs but has an amaaazing body. or something like that.
Aug 1 2012 1:55AM
0 0
profile picture
Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Not jersey italians. Ew. Im talking about classy beautiful girls. Not fucking snooki haha.
Aug 1 2012 1:59AM
0 0
profile picture
iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
Yes.
Aug 1 2012 1:59AM
0 0
profile picture
NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
You guys sound like a bunch of bitches naming off a huge checklist. Skiing with girls fuckin sucks...I enjoy skiin more cause im around my homies not some broad falling and looking like a guy.
Aug 1 2012 2:04AM
0 0
profile picture
TheGreen
Posts: 504 - Karma: 41
I'm 6'4, and not too interested about having to bend in half to kiss the girl, so tall girls are awesome.

And those guys saying they like small girls are just small guys and don't want the humiliation of a girlfriend taller than them.
Aug 1 2012 4:01AM
0 0
profile picture
Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38
great first post.
Aug 1 2012 4:05AM
0 0
profile picture
daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
great 96rd post.
Aug 1 2012 4:09AM
0 0
profile picture
TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
Oh... You actually took the question seriously...
Aug 1 2012 4:29AM
0 1
profile picture
Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
You should see the type of lists we make.

Aug 1 2012 4:35AM
0 0
profile picture
daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Thread worthy? I'll make a thread.
Aug 1 2012 4:45AM
0 0
profile picture
Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
This.
Aug 1 2012 4:51AM
0 0
profile picture
Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
thats pretty cray

theres nothing wrong with tall girls though, they just have more leg
Aug 1 2012 3:38PM
0 0
profile picture
daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
my threads winning.
Aug 1 2012 3:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
hooking up with girls taller than you is awkward as shit.


also, tall girls tend to be skinny and/or flat.... obviously there are exceptions. short girls are also really fun in bed, more fun than tall girls in my experiences.



tall girls can be sexy as fuck though
Aug 1 2012 3:40PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)