We've all heard urban legends, from razor blades in Halloween candy apples, to alligators in the New York sewers. They're everywhere in our culture. Even skiing has it's urban legends. The Oakley Osama Pro, Defi Skeez...
I know there are tons out there, local ones, or even famous urban legends.
So this is the Urban Legend Thread. Lets here 'em.
I'll start with a couple.
The Horny Roommate
A student consults a doctor at the campus medical center after experiencing continual soreness in his rectum. The doctor examines the student and diagnoses the cause of the pain as homosexual activity, even though the student swears he's straight and has never engaged in such activity. The student later discovers that his gay roommate has been secretly anesthetizing and sodomizing him at night.
For initiation, prospective gang-members drive around at night with their headlights off, and kill the first person who flashes his lights to warn them.
A personal favorite….
Human's Can Lick Too
Once there was a girl who lived in a small town just south of Farmersburg. Her parents had to go to town for a while, so they left their daughter home alone, but protected by her dog, which was a very large collie. The parents told the girl to lock all the windows and doors after they had left. And at about 8:00pm the parents went to town. So doing what she was told the girl shut and locked every window and every door. But there was one window
in the basement that would not close completely. Trying as best as she could she finally got the window shut, but it would not lock. So she left the window, and went back upstairs. But just to make sure that no one could get in, she put the dead-bolt lock on the basement door.
Then she sat down had some dinner and decided to go to sleep for the night. Settling down to sleep at about 12:00 she snuggled up with the dog and fell asleep.
At one point, she suddenly woke up. She turned and looked at the clock...it was 1:30. She snuggled down again wondering what had woken her, when she heard a noise. It was a dripping sound. She thought that she had left the water running, and now it was dripping into the drain of her sink. So thinking it was no big deal she decided to go back to sleep. But she felt nervous, so she reached her hand over the edge of her bed, and let the dog lick her hand to feel safe, knowing he would protect her. Again at about 2:45 she woke up hearing dripping. She was slightly angry now but went back to sleep anyway. Again she reached down and let the dog lick her hand.
Then she fell back to sleep.
At 3:52 the girl decided that she had had enough...she got up just in time to see her parents were pulling up to the house. 'Good,'she thought. 'Now somebody can fix the sink...'cause I know I didn't leave it running.' She walked to the bathroom and there was the collie dog, skinned and hung up on the
curtain rod. The noise she heard was its blood dripping into a puddle on the floor. The girl screamed and ran to her bedroom to get a weapon, in case someone was still in the house.....and there on the floor, next to her bed she saw a small note, written in blood, saying:
Humans can lick too..
But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!
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