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This thread is about hair getting stuck in your razor and how its a pain in the ass

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Jake...
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yup. fuck. I hate shaving after a few days, just to the point my facial hair is long enough that running the blade under the tap doesn't get the hair out. Talk about what grinds my gears... jeez.

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Jul 20 2012 1:49AM
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Anathema
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dont go against the grain if it's thick. that shit will straight up kill you.
Jul 20 2012 1:50AM
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TRASHY.
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first world problems
Jul 20 2012 1:51AM
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Backyard.Skier
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buy a fuck ton of the bick ones and throw away afterwards
Jul 20 2012 1:52AM
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Funnel
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I've found that the Mach 3 is basically one of the best razors. I still have to try dollar shave club's triple blade, but the Mach 3 is fucking prime, especially in the big pack at Costco.
Jul 20 2012 1:52AM
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Backyard.Skier
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oh would you look at that, the three of us all after one another.
Jul 20 2012 1:53AM
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vanunen
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Fuck u Doug!!!
Jul 20 2012 1:55AM
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Backyard.Skier
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its skiierman!
Jul 20 2012 1:57AM
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TheClap.
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remember old NS and a kid tried selling like 20 razors back in the day?

classic
Jul 20 2012 2:06AM
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Jake...
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its first world pains, twitter whore.
Jul 20 2012 2:06AM
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Jake...
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fuck who was that again. mommy? his icon was home alone.
Jul 20 2012 2:07AM
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Anathema
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called the fuck out.
Jul 20 2012 2:07AM
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Jake...
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ah sorry. i forgot you can't delete comments on here. I saw your sig in half a second and thought it was your twitter. And i posted that for a reaction. my fail. my bad. facepalm.
Jul 20 2012 2:08AM
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TRASHY.
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I do not have a twitter account, you are mistaken.
Jul 20 2012 2:10AM
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Jake...
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Remember when it was cool to be part of an elite cult? BW or PPP. moar like LOL. okay i was only in BW for like a week and was banned. And PPP for a day. mother of god.
Jul 20 2012 2:10AM
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taylornicky
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Well wow, life must be so difficult. Try being expected to shave your legs, armpits, and pubic region. And, facial hair is sexy so I don't know if you should be shaving it.
Jul 20 2012 2:15AM
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Backyard.Skier
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i don't know if you've seen a ball sack but its not exactly flat like a vagina.
Jul 20 2012 2:17AM
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TheClap.
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lol right? miss those cults and they were in everyone's sig, everyone wanted to be in it and not many where, and the same kid selling the razors was selling a bike also.

God NS was the shit
Jul 20 2012 2:17AM
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TRASHY.
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YES, facial hair is so hot !!!!!!!!
Jul 20 2012 2:17AM
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Jake...
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yeah. good times man. cults were the bomb. then 4chan happened and we were fucked. I hardly recognize anyone on here now
Jul 20 2012 2:21AM
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TheClap.
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invaderskier36

god I was a dbag back in the day
Jul 20 2012 2:24AM
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Jake...
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i remember icons better than names I think. is that normal?
Jul 20 2012 2:32AM
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TheClap.
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I know the feeling
Jul 20 2012 2:36AM
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fujarome
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there used to be someone who had an icon similar to gnartron's back in the day. honestly i didn't even realize gnartron was a completely different member from the other guy for almost 2 years.

I think i've had the same icon since like 2006 or 07. Only changed it once...when the bruins won the cup, it became black/gold but remained the same design.


Sigs were a lot funnier when they were the same font/color as the rest of your post. I remember someone had some joke about wasting time reading before you realized it was his sig...as his sig. And i probably fell for it every single time.
Jul 20 2012 2:40AM
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Backyard.Skier
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hey you, stop having your personal condos in threads. PM him about it.










































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Jul 20 2012 2:40AM
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Jake...
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shit you got me. fucker. im coming for you. Ill get you.
Jul 20 2012 2:52AM
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B.Aussie
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So good you're back Jake. Quality thread yo. And please do not grow out your facial hair haha
Jul 20 2012 11:24PM
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Blake.P
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Buy a beard trimmer and cut that shit down before you shave
Jul 20 2012 11:58PM
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ONTerriible
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nothing wrong with a little grass on the field. unless you're a guy who like your ladies to only look twelve.
Jul 21 2012 10:48AM
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taylornicky
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I disagree, facial hair is so sexy. Unless its super blond or peach fuzz.
Jul 21 2012 11:52AM
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taylornicky
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So the majority of blue names?
Jul 21 2012 11:53AM
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Anathema
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youre thinking of bradley cooper or ryan reynolds scruff. remember, most newschoolers are skinny teenage kids with patchy beards and zitty faces.
Jul 21 2012 11:55AM
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taylornicky
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False. I don't find Ryan Reyonalds sexy. But that's true about this site. Well, when you fully overcome puberty or get close to manhood, grow facial hair.
Jul 21 2012 12:04PM
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Anathema
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we can't be friends.
Jul 21 2012 12:06PM
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taylornicky
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Ryan Gosling is where its at. Now his scruff is sexy as fuck.
Jul 21 2012 12:36PM
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Anathema
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strangely i was going to say him too. or jake gyllenhaal.
Jul 21 2012 12:41PM
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Laurent.
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Safety Razors is where it's it.

Not that million blade Gillete nonsense

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Jul 21 2012 12:43PM
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skijunkiedtm
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That was Timmi and it got me every damn time.
Jul 21 2012 3:44PM
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soulskier
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dont shave your ass hair then
Jul 21 2012 4:35PM
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Caspaaa
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Jul 21 2012 4:47PM
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chicken
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why not use an electric razor first?
Jul 21 2012 4:50PM
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Anathema
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haha every time i skim over thread titles and see this one, i always think the same thing. i see the words "hair" and "razor" and "ass" and it reminds me of that thread about the dude who shaved his ass hair and how bad of an idea it was.
Jul 21 2012 4:52PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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even after i pull the razor downwards, if i try to pull up it gives me major razor burn... but it's very smooth. I'm gonna try it again today and try to keep it super clean to see if that helps.

also, aftershave?
Jul 21 2012 4:52PM
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Anathema
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i just shave downward to get most the hair, then go sideways around the sideburns and chin. and neck i'll go upward against the grain.

works pretty well, i guess. and then 2-3 days later when its a nice little scruff show i look pretty sexy.

true story.
Jul 21 2012 4:58PM
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Caspaaa
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never used aftershave.... don't see the point when cold water basically does the same thing..


all i do is shave and then splash some cold water over my face. i've luckily never ran into any irritation problems or anything with shaving, although if i shave and then go to the beach within like a couple of hours, the salt water stings my face a little.
Jul 21 2012 4:58PM
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taylornicky
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Ryan Gosling wins.
Jul 21 2012 5:29PM
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Spinoza
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Brock U ftw
Jul 21 2012 7:11PM
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Backyard.Skier
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I've never seen anything like it before.. what is it??
Jul 21 2012 7:59PM
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Ribss.
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10/10 Explosion of laughter ensued after reading comment.
Jul 21 2012 8:04PM
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GayWolf420
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Shaving your balls/pubes is like trying to mow grass on a mountain.
Jul 21 2012 8:28PM
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