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A new way for all you high schoolers to get drunk

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PopsicleStand
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Alcoholic Water...

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http://foodbeast.com/content/2012/07/18/introducing-new-air-alcoholic-water-in-a-can/

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Jul 19 2012 3:14PM
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theBearJew
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Now we have to pay for Air?
Jul 19 2012 3:17PM
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Ciara
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or just get drunk like normal people
Jul 19 2012 3:17PM
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2_fadez
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this.
And its only 4% alcohol. Might as well just get some vodka and water, and save yourself some cash
Jul 19 2012 3:19PM
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TheClap.
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id drink it
Jul 19 2012 3:20PM
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JIBpsy^^
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no way i would pay 1.74 for one can of that
Jul 19 2012 3:21PM
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Hamster.
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The thread title is "How to get drunk" I see it as just another alcoholic drink
Jul 19 2012 3:23PM
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iRapeKittens
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Its literally just really low proof vodka.
Jul 19 2012 3:27PM
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theBearJew
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low proof vodka that retards will buy.
Jul 19 2012 3:28PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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i'll pass
Jul 19 2012 3:30PM
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Hamster.
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Then why is there a thread about a product that only retards would buy?
Jul 19 2012 3:32PM
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2_fadez
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doesn't matter.
the profit margin on this shit is fucking retarded high I bet
Jul 19 2012 3:34PM
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Hamster.
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well yes, but I'm never going to have a sip of it, so I don't understand why its being brought to our attention.
Jul 19 2012 3:37PM
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iRapeKittens
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Welcome to summer NSG.
Jul 19 2012 3:38PM
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SKI.ING
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That's pretty good for what it's offering. Most beer doesn't even exceed 5.6%, if that at all. So for what it's advertising that seems reasonable. Plus calories stem from alcohol, so less calories mean less alcohol. You can't have it all I guess.
Jul 19 2012 3:49PM
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Hamster.
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Welcome to your first summer NSG, good one, you don't say shit like that when you've been a member for 2 months.
Jul 19 2012 3:55PM
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Sno.
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If you had to market a product that only retards would buy, where would you post it?
Jul 19 2012 4:09PM
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GayWolf420
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*Highschooler girls
Jul 19 2012 4:10PM
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seward
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boof it
Jul 19 2012 4:11PM
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2_fadez
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they'll stick with mikes.

its got more alcohol, its cheaper/same price, and surely tastes better since its lemonade and not alcoholic water
Jul 19 2012 4:17PM
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artfullydodged
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So they put a tiny bit of vodka in a can and topped it off with seltzer water? Brilliant. Best idea since bottled water.
Jul 19 2012 4:41PM
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.kieffer.
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or you could also dip a tampon in vodka and shove it up your ass
Jul 19 2012 4:52PM
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Hamster.
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you do you have me there
Jul 19 2012 5:22PM
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Piste.Off
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Alcohol that tastes like water? In the very near future I predict a news story about a guy putting back 40 cans or Air and dying.
Jul 19 2012 5:28PM
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cornholio
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theres currently a 328 page thread on that in this very forum
Jul 19 2012 5:32PM
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JzD.
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I'll stick to putting a tampon in a vodka bottle and then shoving it up my butt, that way you can get drunk in school.
Jul 19 2012 5:36PM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
How about this?

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/05/03/alcohol-mouth-spray-gets-you-drunk-without-side-effects/
Jul 19 2012 5:39PM
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geteducated
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Jul 19 2012 5:41PM
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TheClap.
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hells ya
Jul 19 2012 5:43PM
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Avifarer
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Jul 19 2012 5:49PM
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Bodhisattva_
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fuck yourself
Jul 19 2012 6:34PM
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soulskier
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brilliant! for those days when i want to go for a jog, but need to hold off on the drinking
Jul 19 2012 6:36PM
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Peter.
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wonder how it tastes
Jul 19 2012 6:37PM
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Dlud
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That video is hilarious
Jul 19 2012 8:10PM
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Chubz.
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this sounds absolutely disgusting.
Jul 19 2012 8:14PM
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tripnip
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i bet you only girls will drink
Jul 19 2012 8:20PM
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k-rob
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jul 19 2012 8:37PM
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74267000027
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You havn't experienced Air until you've boofed it in yo asshole
Jul 19 2012 8:47PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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boss
Jul 19 2012 8:52PM
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AT-AT
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I'd try that.
Jul 19 2012 9:39PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Lmao I see what you did there
Jul 19 2012 9:43PM
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ForeverYung
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haha thats actually pretty cool
Jul 19 2012 9:51PM
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pomme-de-terre
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white bitches are going to go fucking BUCK WILD for this shit.
Jul 19 2012 10:31PM
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rednecknation
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Am I the only person that saw this, fucking hilarious. And also ill figure out if men have a g spot in their asses using this method.
Jul 19 2012 10:58PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
real talk nigga
Jul 19 2012 10:59PM
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PacificRimJob
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Handle of Cheap vodka. 5$

Gallon jug of water. 1.50$

Mix together.

Put up your butt.

Get wasted AND hydrate. Yay.


Jul 19 2012 11:08PM
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asfdfads
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pussy
Jul 19 2012 11:48PM
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B.Aussie
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Vodka and water is a quality bar drink. Lessens the hangover after a big night.
Jul 20 2012 11:27PM
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HolySchimmel
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I was actually thinking this would be what the topic would be about as I read the title.

People shouldnt get drunk if they dont like the taste of alcohol in my opinion. All of that vodka shit is just boring and doesnt taste like anything. If you wanna get drunk like a man, use something else (like whisky, gin, rum etc.)
Jul 21 2012 2:22AM
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caucasian_chad
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The only possible positive to this product that I see is that you could put Mio in it.
Jul 21 2012 2:34AM
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