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How easy is it to get a weed card?

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Gypsy_Skier
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I always hear about legal kush in the states but i mean does everyone have a card? like is it hard to get one? and to those who do, how do you pick up, how much does it cost, etc? bud is pretty accessible overhere and you can smoke publicly just about anywhere aswell as grow legally in switzerland. i dont know how strict it is in the states tho... i hear good things about Canada.
Jul 18 2012 8:57PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Only some states permit medical marijuana. Colorado being one of them. I got my card two weeks ago with a legitimate diagnosis. The doctor's office I went specialized in Medical Marijuana and didn't ask for any medical records.

I know in California you can get one easily just by walking down venice beach in LA
Jul 18 2012 9:02PM
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DsMoK3
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I could be wrong since I haven't looked into getting a card in about 4 years, but I think in Denver you need to pay for a Dr. appointment and the card which could be about $200-400 and I've seen ads for like $160 an O, but its probably cheaper if you know the people working there. Apparently its pretty easy to get a card, some friends of mine got it for ADD because their medicine makes them lose their appetite, another friend got one for "chronic back pain" which is probably just a load of shit. I think I would only get one if I got cancer and wanted to be blazed until I died, its pretty much the same as street prices though.
Jul 18 2012 9:04PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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In cali you literally walk in to a "doctor" office and he asks if you have any symptoms weed could alleviate, you say insomnia, and bam, medical card.

In washington you actually need medical records showing you have a symptom weed could help and then you get your card.
Jul 18 2012 9:09PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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bout tree fiddy
Jul 18 2012 9:10PM
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Fun_dip
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Don't even need a card to get the green in Venice from those dispensaries.
Jul 18 2012 9:11PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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yea but if you're caught by cops with it then it's taken away and you get a ticket
Jul 18 2012 9:30PM
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pomme-de-terre
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-fast-can-you-get-marijuana-prescription-in-california/


Jul 18 2012 10:54PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Dr appointment cost me $90 and the registration for the card was $45
Jul 19 2012 1:05PM
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baethoven
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Oil can range from $30-70 a G in Boulder dispensaries. Depending on quality/specials.
Jul 19 2012 1:17PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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WHAT?? 30-70?? thats fucking ridiculous, i hope this is a troll
Jul 19 2012 1:28PM
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baethoven
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I'm talking bho here slugger.Your first response asked.
Jul 19 2012 1:32PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Sorry man, didnt really understand that lol. I speak french so no hate
Jul 19 2012 1:40PM
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yourthemannowdog
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I think he means 1/8ths

If you pay $70 for an 1/8 for anything you are getting fucked. In Durango it is 35 an 1/8.

I think denver is the place for bud, $25 and you can get the best quality
Jul 19 2012 3:58PM
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yourthemannowdog
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oh i read it again, Oil can be pricey, but $70 is pretty steep
Jul 19 2012 4:01PM
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JIBpsy^^
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there is a cracked article about it. a cracked editor got a drivers license and a med card in 3 hours including walking time.
Jul 19 2012 4:03PM
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GayWolf420
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No thanks. I'll stick to not paying out the ass for a sack. You can, though.
Jul 19 2012 4:03PM
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Blurst
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Is 70 an 1/8th even a conceivable price anywhere? One of my buddies is chopping at 70 - 80 a 1/4 right now and even that is an absolutely ridiculous price.
Jul 19 2012 4:11PM
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TimRiley
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Not $70 for an 1/8 of bud, kid was talking about high grade hash oil. You can get tons of shit from dispenceries - bud, hash, oils, keef, edibles. Different types of bud range from $20-$40 per 1/8th.
Jul 19 2012 4:20PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Ohhh... so like how's the hash overthere? we have like the best hash around over here
Jul 19 2012 4:35PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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I have my card and I live in Northern California.

It was RIDICULOUSLY easy to get.

I paid $70 bucks at priceless evaluations in San Francisco (where I'm from) and talked to a "doctor" for like 10 minutes about how my thumb hurt from skiing and I needed to smoke to get rid of the pain and walked out with my card. It's only valid for a year before you have to renew it though.


Bud is pretty accessible. So far, I've pretty much smoked all over the city and haven't had much trouble from the police(SF has a bunch of other problems like crackheads and gang violence so they don't really have time to fuck with/care about weed, plus everyone smokes here). BUT they'll get pissed if you're a dumbass about it and smoke in stupid places i.e. around children, crowded public spaces, malls, etc.

But otherwise its chill and no one gives a fuck. And if they do, they don't say anything and just go their own way cause they're not jackasses.

Oh, and not to disappoint you, but "a weed card" isn't actually a card. It's just a piece of paper that you get.
Jul 19 2012 4:47PM
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B-runge
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you live in utah, there will never be mmj there...
Jul 19 2012 4:47PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Also, I've smoked a lot of bud from dispensaries both in Colorado and California and I have to say that CO weed just doesn't compare.

You'll get more bang for you buck with strains from California. Although theres some damn good shit in CO.
Jul 19 2012 4:48PM
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GayWolf420
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No shit. They barely sell booze here. Medical weed here is a once in a blue moon kind of thing.
Jul 19 2012 4:50PM
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dique_cheeez
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inb4 iSmokeweed$
Jul 19 2012 5:15PM
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iSmokeweed
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lolololol^
Jul 19 2012 5:15PM
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baethoven
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The Greenest Green is the only dispensary that can get away prices like that. But they make the tastiest most efficient oil. IMO
Jul 19 2012 5:23PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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lol this and that south park episode was money
Jul 19 2012 5:24PM
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TimRiley
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Every dispencary is different, some have good stuff some bad
Jul 19 2012 5:27PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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No it's not. I know of people who drive back to California every weekend to pick up dispensary bud. It's not that hard to find. You just need to know the right people. Just like with everything.
Jul 19 2012 5:52PM
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maximiliaan
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foolish americans, trying to hard to get weed
Jul 19 2012 6:04PM
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PhaedeD
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"american"

I personally am American and I dont try hard at all.
Jul 19 2012 6:05PM
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Static
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this is not true. $25 eights are shitty, maybe mids. Or if you're a member they give you one top shelf a month at that price. A lot of places still sell their top shelf bud for $50+.
Jul 19 2012 6:10PM
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k-rob
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in canada, shit's so lax you smell it almost everywhere, i often blaze while just walking down the sidewalk, and i've been caught smoking 3 times by police officers, and just told to go smoke it somewhere else, not in the parking lot at the theatre. one time though, we got stopped at a checkstop, which is where they slow traffic down to make sure people aren't drunk, and the cop could tell we were high, and he was a dick, so he pulled us over and told us to hand over the weed, but we had none, we'd already smoked it all, so he couldn't do shit except toss our empty buster down the sewer like a dick, which was fine cause homie needed a new one anyways. it's decriminalized here, which means you can't go to jail for it like you can in the states, but it's not legal which means cops will just tell you to smoke it somewhere else if they catch you with it.
Jul 19 2012 7:47PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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why do you type the dollar sign at the end?
Jul 19 2012 11:56PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I used to by it from a Mexican guy down the street. It was great! He wasn't too expensive, and he didn't even make me show a card.
Jul 19 2012 11:56PM
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74267000027
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true story.
Jul 19 2012 11:56PM
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asfdfads
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this. there are litterally vendors selling these cards.
Jul 19 2012 11:58PM
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iSmokeweed
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because i paid 5 bucks for it.
Jul 19 2012 11:59PM
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Willard
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Montana went against the voters and gave into the feds...Lets keep selling cigs/vodka though. Neither one poisons your body and makes you feel like shit.
Jul 20 2012 12:11AM
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CRiP
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$70 isnt unheard of for an eighth in NJ. not in my town at least. 60 is pretty standard but ive seen 65 before
Jul 20 2012 1:07AM
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yourthemannowdog
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What dispensary do you go to?

$50+ an eighth? I have never seen anything more than $35 for primary care givers
Jul 20 2012 2:27AM
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throatyogurt
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couldn't you just buy a weed card then buy the actual weed separately to save money?
Jul 20 2012 2:31AM
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Master_Debater
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Easy as your mom. Lololololololololol.
Jul 20 2012 3:06AM
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Static
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I've been to places all over Colorado, (even in Durango a while back, and I bet it was at least $50 an eight there). And you can only assign one place as a primary care giver, and they usually only hook it up a little bit. Not saying you cant get decent bud here and there for a good deal, but the higher end places still sell their finest product at a premium. And $35 an eighth for a primary care giver isn't the same as go anywhere and get the best weed for $25, so lets not move the goal posts.
Jul 20 2012 5:14AM
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baethoven
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For those confused about my first response, here's a menu from the dispensary I mentioned.

Click for larger image
Jul 23 2012 12:42PM
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GayWolf420
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>implying I'm not in highschool
Jul 23 2012 12:55PM
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ReignMan
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DONT GO TO WASHINGTON.
we dont have any weed i promise just go to Colorado. It rains here a lot too. and it smells like fish everywhere.
Jul 23 2012 1:09PM
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Dinner420
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Its easy. My friends have green cards and all they did was set up an appointment with a certain medical marijuana physician and then they went in and said they had chronic pain. It has to be chronic so say your knee or back has been hurting for a year and you have been to the doctor and they aren't really sure what is going on and you would like to try alternative medicine. My friend always gets free shit when going to a dispensary and its top shelf so you basically make the money back that you payed to get a green card.
Jul 23 2012 1:10PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Why are you trying to protect Washington? Your bud is alright, you snow is so fucking heavy, and your terrain is meh.


There are much better destinations for skiing and pot
Jul 23 2012 1:15PM
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kamron_708
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Jul 24 2012 11:47PM
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