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Thoughts while baked

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shaggy.
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Been thinking what if we didnt name tricks in skiing? i feel like that would keep freeskiing free idk im stoned ill read this thread again when im sober and see if this idea makes more sense to me
Jul 18 2012 4:34AM
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snowbombz
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In split brain epilepsy, the two lobes of the brain become completely separated. For all practical purposes, they act as separate people (the right brain controls the left side of the body and the left side the right).

The weird thing: What happened to the original person? Now that he is actually two people, did he die?
Jul 18 2012 6:09AM
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CliffyByro
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"i could easily eat another pizza"

nope, no i couldn't.
Jul 18 2012 8:18AM
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baethoven
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I remember my first bowl
Jul 18 2012 8:24AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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they should put ant farms in the backs of airplane seats
Jul 18 2012 8:53AM
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FerrisBueller
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youre onto something
Jul 18 2012 9:54AM
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.Apex.
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what's the point...
Jul 18 2012 2:09PM
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janetSkis
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what if there is an audience behind every mirror watching everything I do
Jul 18 2012 2:12PM
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penguin_steeze
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1. Idea 1 Ns should have a forum that is kind of like a live chat or AIM thing. All members can talk to each other at once and shit would be funny as hell.

2. the wizard computer that runs b/s/t of ns should give an option to users thats bumps a random thread in the forum every 5 seconds. That way more stuff would get sold and you wouldn't have buyers bumping their sale all the time.

Idea 3 SLIGHTLY COOKED TOASTER STRUDEL + CARAMAL + CHOCOLATE SYRUP + ICING + SPRINKLES = ?????? profit bitches ????????
Jul 18 2012 2:37PM
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Pineal
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i think about words. like who came up with the word pocket? and the word drive should be spelled jrive no one ever pronounces it as a d
Jul 18 2012 3:03PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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since i don't have a pipe or bong i usually spend the whole time contemplating whether it'd be worth my precious energy to roll another or if I'm high enough.
Jul 18 2012 3:35PM
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Uah
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A lot of times I get home and I have a conversation about my day with my dog. Then I thought about how dog's ideas are organized without language, and how their thoughts must just be pure emotion for them to assess or understand whats going on around them. Then I thought that dogs probably feel the same as an english person being talked to by a japanese samurai... Confused, excited and terrified all bundled up into one emotion.
Jul 18 2012 4:11PM
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K-Dot.
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Me too
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Jul 18 2012 10:54PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
feel your balls.
sweat
ew.
Jul 18 2012 10:58PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
My thoughts exactly. The first time I smoked I smoked 3 bowls does that make me 3x cooler????
Jul 18 2012 11:00PM
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Jib-Ninja
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died.
Jul 18 2012 11:04PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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my mind just exploded
Jul 18 2012 11:04PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
holy shit...
Jul 18 2012 11:21PM
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the_moderaper
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I like to think about what I'm posting.

But actually, my mind runs wild when I bake before work at stop and shop and they play the most depressing music. You don't notice it, but I hear it every day and it brings up memories and gets me thinking in a negative way. It honestly put me in kind of a depression for a while until I could figure out why I was always so stressed and pessimistic all of a sudden. Now, I haven't gone to work high in 4 days due to my towns complete dryness and I'm in a much better mood. I didn't think something so small could have such a big impact on me... Its just the repetition of the same bad thoughts over and over... it got to me.
Jul 18 2012 11:26PM
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Caspaaa
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I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING ANTS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
Jul 18 2012 11:44PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,181
tinychat.com/nschat
Jul 18 2012 11:49PM
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the.cheat
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what about their barks and stuff?
Jul 18 2012 11:54PM
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Pretzel___Slaya
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Thoughts: If I was to become a dealer would I be blazed all day, everyday? What if I got shot while being a dealer? Would I get bitches, or would they think I'm fucked, or would a blaze them out...
Jul 19 2012 12:06AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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i know why people have a different favorite color than yours. Because they see it in a different pigment. Make sense?
Jul 19 2012 1:15AM
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t.dough
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Pugs and other little toy dogs couldn't survive one day in the wild. They just couldn't. Humans created an animal that was 100% dependent on us. We're fucking cruel monsters.
Jul 19 2012 2:05AM
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Dr.Dickless
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Ants on a plane with Will Smith
Jul 19 2012 2:08AM
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Hamster.
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Cool Runnings with white people
Jul 19 2012 2:10AM
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fratskier69
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i just fucking watched bbc videos of elephants with waka flocka replacing the soundtrack. easily the funniest hting ive seen in a while
Jul 19 2012 2:19AM
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CliffyByro
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me and a few friends watched The Bourne Ultimatum with the sound replaced with jazz/ house music when really high. we made up an entirely new storyline where he got too drunk at a jazz bar, got thrown out, lost his memory and is now on a mission to find the remaining members of his jazz band. it fitted almost perfectly and i have honestly never laughed so hard than in those two hours. we named it "The Bourne Improvisation"
Jul 19 2012 11:54AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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thats some good ole family fun right there
Jul 19 2012 8:39PM
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Chundr
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febreze may smell good but it tastes like shit
Jul 20 2012 1:11AM
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fupaface
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if you built a bridge that did not follow the curvature of the earth and just went straight, would you eventually just be walking and fall back since gravity follows the curvature of the earth but your bridge does not.

Jul 20 2012 1:20AM
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ihitchadsgap
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theyd be seein a lot of fapping
Jul 20 2012 1:22AM
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.R-Lohin
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I farted
Jul 20 2012 3:22AM
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TallerThanThou
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Planets are just big ass space stations floating around in space.
Jul 30 2012 1:55AM
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Dlud
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Wow
Jul 30 2012 2:01AM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
you enjoy watchin yourself fap in the mirror?
Jul 30 2012 2:04AM
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.AR6rider.
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Damn, this oven looks really b..aaaggggggghhhhhhhhhh NO HITLER, PLEASE STOP AARRGGGGHHHHHHH.
Jul 30 2012 2:05AM
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PJS.
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come back. ns needs you.
Jul 30 2012 2:07AM
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Toaster-Tony
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I'm way to high to drive. How am I getting home?
Jul 30 2012 2:10AM
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.AR6rider.
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Driving.
Jul 30 2012 2:10AM
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*Bird
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watch the matrix when youre baked. They are totally onto something
Jul 30 2012 2:17AM
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Dinner420
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"Where am I." That thought happened to me way to often when I first started smoking.
Jul 30 2012 2:20AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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Sex is really weird. I mean, if aliens came to earth they'd probably be wondering why we're stabbing each other with pink proboscis thingys, shooting warm, white sticky stuff into the ones with holes between their legs and seeming to really enjoy it.
Jul 30 2012 3:23AM
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daannnnieel
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I first started smoking, and drinking for that matter, at ski hills. That was a general worry of my group of friends and I.
Jul 30 2012 3:34AM
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JayMeZZy
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watch this, makes you think about shit
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSpiritScience
lots of these are cool too
Jul 30 2012 4:06AM
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PeteP
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the result of his copious intake of cannibinoids and lack of interaction with society has rendered him schizophrenic
Jul 30 2012 11:51AM
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Dragonite.
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That ____ looks fucking awesome
Jul 30 2012 11:55AM
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B.Pol
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How can you make a black shirt, when black is the absence of all colors? That's never made sense to me even when I am sober.
Jul 30 2012 12:14PM
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JayMeZZy
Posts: 423 - Karma: 510
because the colour is the absence of colour
Jul 30 2012 8:18PM
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Zimmerman
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"Must fap."
Jul 30 2012 8:24PM
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