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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
Im sure almost everyone has something they need to get out, but are afraid of being shit on so post your stories up in here to get that bad stuff out.

For example:
My girlfriend just broke up with me over text, and all of our mutual friends think im a asshole because i told her "I wish you would of extended me the courtesy of doing it in person".
That shit cray

lets go
Jul 17 2012 2:57AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i could rant for hours about shit, but im not even going to bother.

i hate being a dweller. i need to find some way of getting my mind out of the past and focused on the future.

halp.
Jul 17 2012 10:54PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
today while mountain biking I had just a bad time. Every FUCKING turn seemed to have those little fucking thick branches and shit that make you slip if you go over them. I get fucking nervous about slipping on those and I still fucking fall like 5 times, in 2 laps. It was a joke. every time we have a storm it happens, and It's fucking annoying. call me a pussy but it's so irritating to have to not hit those little fuckers every turn and still manage to slip out when I barely knick them. i don't know how to ride on them, and it pisses me off. good thing I bike well when I'm angry, besides WHEN I'M SLIPPING ON THOSE FUCKERS. shit, it may not sound like a big deal but I had so many unnecessary falls today...
Jul 17 2012 10:55PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Welp, I guess I am one of the most annoying fucking creatures on the planet then, thanks to my love of Elder Scrolls and the fact that I don't mind smoking once in a while.
Jul 17 2012 11:07PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
he means girls that game for hours on end on the computer specifically, and girls who smoke like its their job.


girls that don't mind either every once in a while are fine
Jul 17 2012 11:15PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
sounds like a keeper to me, dunno what hes talkin about. bonus points if you played MW or Battlefield
Jul 17 2012 11:50PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
everyone fucking seems to fucking start their rant with the word fuck
Jul 17 2012 11:54PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
FUCK my school. bunch of rich prick bitches and preppy fucks. I'm the only skier in my whole damn school. i can't wait to graduate and just fucking ski with people like me.
Jul 18 2012 12:01AM
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OCM
Posts: 1276 - Karma: 975
FUCK the friendzone, fuck. i fucking hate it.
Jul 18 2012 12:16AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Yup
Jul 18 2012 12:36AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
Oh another I just thought of
I hate it when all the liberals in Seattle call you racist for saying something politically incorrect, like stereotyping. Seriously people around here are so goddamn offended by that, and they're ALWAYS white. The white liberal around here act like they really give a shit about how minorities feel just so it makes them look good, while in reality they get sketched out driving though a black neighborhood. Like I was going to go to Ezelle's chicken in Seattle a few weeks ago with my SUPER liberal friend, and it was late at night and he didn't want to go because he started getting really sketched out by all the black guys in line there, who were all really chill when you talked to them. HA not racist my ass. I'm at least willing to admit I stereotype a lot and joke about it without getting my jimmies rustled.

But this rant clearly shows my jimmies are slightly rustled I guess...
Jul 18 2012 1:10AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

wait.

I was with you for the first half of this rant, but then you said that your friend was sketched out by the black guys at Ezelles...so, your friend was stereotyping and so you called him a racist.

Which 100% contradicts your first sentence.

I work on South MLK, hood representin'....not gonna lie though, I think I might get shot on the daily.

Jul 18 2012 11:19AM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Fuck bitches, eat wings man. I could really go for some wigs right now, actually.
Jul 18 2012 11:49AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
he means hes gay.
Jul 18 2012 12:41PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 18 2012 3:50PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
1. pour massive amounts of bleach and sugar in his dad's gas tank
2. watch his car implode
3. ????????
4. profit
Jul 18 2012 4:02PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
im having wings for dinner
Jul 18 2012 4:30PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
nope even better, he left his shiny new mercedes unlocked, so i hardboiled some eggs, cracked them a bit and hid them really really well in his car, it wont be log till his car smells so bad that it will become indriveable. and i poured salt in there flower garden which should kill all their fake ass tulips and shit.
Jul 18 2012 4:50PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Lucky
Jul 18 2012 4:51PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Jersey Shore. That is all.
Jul 18 2012 5:14PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
yeah im pretty pumped. gonna be breathing fire out my butt tomorrow though. but fuck it, so worth it
Jul 18 2012 5:20PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
+++k and respect
Jul 18 2012 5:22PM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
throw dogshit, gross shit at their house, cant prove it
Jul 18 2012 9:29PM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
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Jul 18 2012 9:33PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
"kill fake ass tulips." wat
Jul 19 2012 2:20AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
People are so stupid sometimes. I wish they knew just how stupid they were.
Jul 19 2012 2:22AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
My dick is just tooo big. shit pisses me off. i cant handle it anymore its like hauling around an anaconda in my pants. God damnit i wish i had less crotch meat.
Jul 19 2012 2:23AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
There's a group of bitches at my school that is so god damned cliquey. It pisses me the fuck off. It's like they have a taboo on anyone and everyone that's not a select group of like 20 people, although they're willing to give head to every guy in their little group to their hearts content. Sucking massive amounts of dick just seems to boost their self esteem or something. I swear to fucking Jesus all the guys the cliquey bitches are even willing to talk to are Eskimo brothers. FUCK HIGHSCHOOL.
Jul 19 2012 3:13AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Sounds shitty. I was going to rant a little on the whole beach house in Italy thing, but seeing that you are actually busting your butt trying to scrape together some money and not mooching off the rents, ill give you that.

But thats fucked though that your parents said you cant come with "Because you dont spend enough time with them". Isnt that a point of vacations to spend time with the family?
Jul 19 2012 11:19AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

quit that lame as job next time something like the Colorado trip comes up! when i was younger and working minimum wage, dead-end jobs, and something came up that I wanted to attend, I'd attend. You can always get another minimum wage job. Here's my list:

Barista at a drive-up latte stand, attendant at an arcade, barista at starbucks drive-thru, busser at a steak house, busser at a seafood restaurant, checker at a grocery store, barista at another starbucks-this time inside a barnes & noble, cold-caller for a DARE charity event, door-to-door for green peace, babysitter part time, full-time nanny, recruiter at a head-hunter agency, telemarketer at a mortgage company, cashier at nordstrom, assistant bookkeeper at GI Joes sporting goods, ski instructor, HR assistant for ski resort.

Jul 19 2012 4:20PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
FUCK GIRLS AND THEIR STUPID EMOTIONS. So what I fell asleep talking to you last night. I stay up late for you and get like 5 hours of sleep each night just to stay up to talk to you when I work 9-5. But you get pissed at me when its the end of the week and I am so exhausted and fall asleep talking to you on FB. Seriously?
Jul 21 2012 9:38AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Sig'd.

Fuck fat-ass brothers that eat your goddamn waffles. Like there are at least 15 in a box, I got two...
Jul 21 2012 9:48AM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5674 - Karma: 4,227
I'm pretty much done shaping my first surfboard and the waves suck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. It just needs a bit more sanding. And the waves have sucked all week, this heat wave system has brought nothing but strong winds that are killing the waves. And I think their dredging has messed up the ocean floor so the waves come in funny now. Gotta wait till the weather goes back to normal, and the consistently small but fun summer surf returns.
Jul 21 2012 9:54AM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
The girl that smokes weed, and then thinks shes a hippy, constanly updating her status about peace and becoming one with mother nature and the if everyone smoked weed we would all get along line. I dont care about smoking, but stop pretending you are hippy, cause i know you arent
Jul 21 2012 10:07AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Fuck sakes, the N64 I just spent $70 on doesn't even work, fuck you pawnshop
Jul 21 2012 12:53PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
you spent $70 on one? you can buy them for like, £15 here....
Jul 21 2012 12:55PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
ewww.
Jul 21 2012 6:36PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Haha, well apparently people will still buy them for 70 bucks...
Jul 21 2012 6:42PM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
I would put a mask on and beat the shit out of his son.
Jul 21 2012 7:03PM
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