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"loved to laugh, lived to love. Beloved daughter, sister, wife, mother, and friend."
I just made this up, i really have no idea.
These threads are depressing.
good point! then mine would be:
A drencher of anal cavities
Well if I have a headstone at all, that means my wishes were completely disregarded.
I want to be creamated and have my ashes spread around the top of some of my favorite mountains. If people want to come and visit my gravesite and talk, they can just go for a hike or a ski.
I just don't get the whole idea of being embalmed, stufed, painted and then of course taking up space on the planet forever when MAXIMUM two generations will ever remember you or ever want to visit. It just seems incredibly selfish to me. That and the idea of wearing a suit for eternity makes me cringe. I also hate how my last memory of so many people is seeing them like a mannequin all waxed up and shit. I really really REALLY hate that. Remember me however you remember me, just never prop me up like that so people can bullshit like "oh, he looks great"- no, I look fuckin' dead and that, by definition, is not "great" at all.
So yeah. Just burn me, thanks.
Ahahahaha it'll be like prince but like way more irie and shit. I like it.