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Jon Olson is Batman

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snowbombz
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I have come to the conclusion that Jon Olson is Batman.

The similarities between Bruce wayne and Jon Olson are endless; they both drive Lamborghinis, live in spectacular mansions, have helicopters, and have rock-hard abs. Jon Olson's pain job covering his lambo looks eerily similar to another paint job.

There is some speculation that Jon might be more of an Iron Man super hero, but I personally believe this is bullshit. Jon's long, flowing hair would cause all kinds of problems in an iron man suit. However he does drive an audi R8, which is that same car that Tony Stark drives.

Bruce Wayne:
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Jon Olson:
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Jon Olson:
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Bruce Wayne:
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Jon Olson:
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Bruce Wayne:
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For those who believe Jon Olson is Iron Man (complete bullshit of course):
Tony Stark:
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Jon Olson:
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Jul 14 2012 2:14PM
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mathmansam
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Quality thread.  Plus your logic is undeniable and it is clear you have done your research.  Be careful though, you might get murdered to keep the secret.
Jul 14 2012 2:18PM
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snowbombz
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Also, Simon Dumont is Robin
Jul 14 2012 2:26PM
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wellthisisold
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Makes sense.
Jul 14 2012 2:36PM
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1337
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Yeah i love the lamborghini r8
Jul 14 2012 3:10PM
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Big5hifty
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While I fin the idea hilarious, the Dudemont would never settle for being a sidekick. He'd try to be a superhero, fall short of Jon (batman) and become a villain in his anger.
Jul 14 2012 3:13PM
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Peter.
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someone needs to run with this and make a comic

what ever happened to that guy that drew the ski comics?
Jul 14 2012 3:14PM
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1337
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And this is what i do when i skim the OP. But, jon is actually the second coming of jesus
Jul 14 2012 3:15PM
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snowbombz
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hahahahaha Simon Dumont is doc oct
Jul 14 2012 3:17PM
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SamMcChesney
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r8 is an audi.
Jul 14 2012 3:19PM
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Yeezy
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Riley Leboe is wolverine. The resemblance is uncanning. Look at their flannels

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Jul 14 2012 3:19PM
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CliffyByro
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better watch your back OP, he's gonna get you now...
Jul 14 2012 3:42PM
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Olimar
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quality thread is quality.
Jul 14 2012 3:58PM
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PJS.
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bibby. thor. right.
Jul 14 2012 3:59PM
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DUKES
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No he's just a douchebag
Jul 14 2012 4:31PM
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Mr.Sloth
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The real question is... Who is Tom Wallisch?
Jul 14 2012 4:45PM
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Yeezy
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Jul 14 2012 4:46PM
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DUKES
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since his new northface suit id say captain 'merica
Jul 14 2012 4:50PM
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Z-Juice
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Superman?
Jul 14 2012 4:53PM
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snowbombz
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no. Superman is super stupid.
Jul 14 2012 4:56PM
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ikindalikeskiing
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Fur realzzzz!?!?!?
Jul 14 2012 6:29PM
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ThundaKilla
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HEHE
Jul 14 2012 6:41PM
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Squeenerd
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Wallisch is obviously the Flash. The speed of his future spins match the speed of the Flash's running ability
Jul 14 2012 6:45PM
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snowisholywater
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sex
Jul 14 2012 6:46PM
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1337
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I know, i was about to mock him because jon drives one, but the. He mentioned that
Jul 14 2012 6:54PM
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SterlingArcher
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lost it
Jul 14 2012 7:11PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Hold on there girlfran. Slow down
Jul 14 2012 7:20PM
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little1337
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hes the penguin...
Jul 14 2012 7:56PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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he is the pretzel man
Jul 14 2012 8:02PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Jon is king.
Jul 14 2012 8:04PM
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Caspaaa
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henrik harlaut must be king kong then with his gorilla steeze




Jul 14 2012 9:28PM
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Bill.Nye
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**Torin Yater-Wallace
Jul 14 2012 9:32PM
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Bear_Grylls
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This thread is excellent.
Jul 14 2012 9:32PM
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Caspaaa
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alright the two best comparisons i've heard so far are

Jon Olson = Batman
Torin = Robin


we need superheroes for Wallish, Harlaut, Dumont, Bobby Brown, Tanner, and who knows who else....



I with Dumont had a green suit that he wore, he'd definitely be a good Green Goblin
Jul 14 2012 9:35PM
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Batman.
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FALSE.



I am Batman
Jul 14 2012 9:36PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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the king of after bang?!?!?!
Jul 14 2012 10:01PM
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theBearJew
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Shaun White is aqua man?
Jul 14 2012 10:04PM
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Juicy-J
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wrong. batman is batman.
Jul 14 2012 10:05PM
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Juicy-J
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i rest my case
Jul 14 2012 10:14PM
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AwR
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Jul 14 2012 10:18PM
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Juicy-J
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Jul 14 2012 10:22PM
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Juicy-J
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witt foster is thor.
Jul 14 2012 10:22PM
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bleevus
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http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c346/HeadSkier/7345.jpg
Jul 14 2012 10:26PM
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bleevus
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i fucked up
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Jul 14 2012 10:27PM
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Juicy-J
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solid 7/10. would bang.
Jul 14 2012 10:38PM
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ForeverYung
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Dat picture of Jon on the beach. Mother of god. Pinknames contain your orgasims
Jul 14 2012 11:05PM
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cwphoto
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shaun white is sea man
Jul 14 2012 11:31PM
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artfullydodged
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Id hit it.
Jul 14 2012 11:32PM
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Spinoza
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#anythingclosetoaseinfeldreference


too bad the full video is non-embed-able




Jul 14 2012 11:50PM
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DUKES
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Thor is Josh Bibby

Aquaman is Joe Schuster

Wolverine is Colby James West

Spiderman is Torin Yater-Wallace


Jul 14 2012 11:55PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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Spiderman is dumont. Torin is robin. Wallisch is super man
Jul 15 2012 12:36AM
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