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Biggest lie you have ever told?

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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
Hello fellow NS'ers what is the biggest lie you have ever told.? just wondering. if this thread goes anywhere i will post mine
Jul 13 2012 2:36PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
I nearly aced my science final while baked this year and nobody noticed. /claim
Jul 13 2012 10:55PM
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vordulmega
Posts: 513 - Karma: 47
hahahaha golden
Jul 13 2012 11:13PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
wow my first two page thread, keep it coming guys
Jul 13 2012 11:24PM
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SpongeBob
Posts: 230 - Karma: 499
I told my dad i have never had sex when i did it with his wife!
Jul 13 2012 11:52PM
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sitty9.
Posts: 141 - Karma: 24
funny
Jul 13 2012 11:57PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
I told your dad the same thing!
Jul 14 2012 12:39AM
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bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,049
good one
Jul 14 2012 12:56AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30

"I've only smoked maybe one or two times before i swear!"

"Yes i did quit cigarettes"
Jul 14 2012 1:01AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
hate this one but i say it all the time.
Jul 14 2012 1:22AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
i would be murdered if i told.
Jul 14 2012 1:37AM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
"allergies"
Jul 14 2012 2:30AM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
potentially sigging
Jul 14 2012 2:33AM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
bump for more lies
Jul 14 2012 8:44PM
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H-Slice
Posts: 529 - Karma: 120
Bump
Jul 15 2012 5:37PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
A few years ago a couple of friends and I went to Canada to party for the weekend. Right around the time one of the Jackass movies was coming out and everyone was all psyched on it. I told these two chicks that I did a few stunts in the movie and that I was flying out to L.A. in a few weeks for the premier and that I already signed a 400,000 dollar contract for the next movie.

yada yada yada... threesome.
Jul 15 2012 5:58PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
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Jul 15 2012 6:09PM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
"get in my van kids, thers candy"
Jul 15 2012 6:19PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
"im not high, what are you talking about"?

or maybe "sure, we can totally still be friends"


LOL
Jul 15 2012 6:22PM
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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
we watched a movie
Jul 15 2012 7:37PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
No babe, I'm 17! Almost your age.


(she was 15, I was 21)
Jul 15 2012 8:54PM
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macdonuts
Posts: 110 - Karma: 29
ive said that a few times
Jul 15 2012 9:42PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
check your icon.
Jul 15 2012 9:47PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
told my gf i had been with 2 girls.. a few weeks later she found a list i had drunkenly made and forgot about with the names of 25 other chicks.
Jul 15 2012 9:48PM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
.
Jul 15 2012 9:59PM
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HumanGenius
Posts: 359 - Karma: 228
"i'm clean"
Jul 15 2012 10:03PM
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Kman000
Posts: 93 - Karma: 14
I love you
Jul 15 2012 10:45PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
dog did it
Jul 15 2012 10:52PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
no the dog pee'd on the couch
Jul 15 2012 11:02PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
terrible
Jul 15 2012 11:03PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 392
You dog!
Jul 16 2012 2:09AM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
referring to when I got caught by the cops smoking weed

"I've only smoked like three times, I swear"

and

"Of course I'm a virgin, dad"

I mean if I really thought about it I could probably find some good ones, but I don't want to spend a lot of time thinking. Anyways, they may look like they are badass claims but thats really what I got.
Jul 16 2012 9:10AM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
thus making you a rapist
Jul 16 2012 10:35AM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
100% legal in the Netherlands, age of consent is way lower.
Jul 16 2012 12:52PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
i get baked everyday, but thats no secret hehe
Jul 16 2012 12:54PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i told some guy on yahoo chat i would be the blonde with green eyes, perfect measurements, waiting for him in a red dress in central park, with a sun hat on.
Jul 16 2012 3:13PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
"No mom, my eyes are red from allergies."
Jul 16 2012 3:28PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
to my ex gf at a random gas station / burger king off the interstate... "can you order us something while i fill up the car? ill be right back"
Jul 16 2012 3:37PM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
I promise I'll help support you when you have the baby
Jul 16 2012 4:59PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
"It smells weird down here"
"yeah chris took a gnarly dump so we sprayed air freshener all over the place"


a few weeks after that

"I've only smoked twice, I'll never do it again."

whenever kids make me out to be a stoner to teachers:

"no, straightedge for life. I don't need that poison in my body."



In all honesty weed is the only thing I lie about or at least the only one that comes to mind.
Jul 16 2012 5:31PM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
I tell annoying guys in bars all the time that I'm a lesbian.
Jul 16 2012 5:46PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
I read this probably 10 times, before moving on in your post, thinking you were talking about going down on a girl, wondering why you would lie about it smelling weird, and then moved on on in your post to the second line, which made me even more confused for a minute.
Jul 16 2012 9:27PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
of course i pulled out
Jul 16 2012 9:31PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
I realized after just after posting how horribly lacking in context that was. My bad haha.
Jul 16 2012 9:41PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
the other day my friends and i were walking on a path deciding where to smoke a doom and this house looked like no one was living in it so we decided to smoke it behind the back porch. Right as my friend is about to light it the person living there walks out and ask us what we were doing as my friends had empty looks on their faces i quickly told the person living there that we were taking pictures for a school project as i was holding my friends iPhone aiming it at a tree. fucking clutch
Jul 17 2012 12:01AM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
when school year ends: hey lets do something someday in the summer . finally we never see each other... happens often
Jul 17 2012 12:55AM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
bump
Jul 21 2012 9:36PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
"it's allergies" which was about 60% true, cause I do have really crazy allergies and my eyes are red all the time
Jul 21 2012 10:06PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Or the " no mom we were just out walking around, we didn't do anything at all"
Jul 21 2012 10:07PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
i hardly think it's the biggest but

"no mom, i don't have a boyfriend"
Jul 21 2012 10:11PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
So that's the biggest lie you've ever told? Or, are you once again trying to make yourself sound cool by talking about all the weed you smoke?
Jul 21 2012 10:14PM
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