I work at a financial firm. And there is this women who is in mid 30's and I am almost 100% sure she has autism, or aspergers. Before I rant about this women, know that I have never done anything, or said anything mean to this women. My little cousin who is 16 has aspergers, and I understand alot of the characteristics.
This women is down right ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand her. She is probably the most odd person I have ever met. She says the weirdest shit of all time. For example today, she walked in and out of the office door like 6 times in and hour. I went the bathroom, and come back and she gone, not at her desk. She knows that in our office, that if someone else is on a break or bathroom break that you have to wait for that person to get back to set out. Well like I said I come back, and she is gone not at her desk. She walks in 5 min later and I say "Tina you have walked in and out of the office 6 times this morning, I saw you smoking outside, please don't leave if you see me or someone else on break, as the phones ring alot here". She looks at me with the weirdest look in her face, and screams "Matt!!!! I had to take a dump!"
The whole office went silent.
You cant tell her anything, she gets very defensive. She will go periods of weeks not speaking a word to me, then out of no where she will be like " I had a one night stand last night" or " I went on match.com last night and fucked this guy" This women is hidious, she is very over weight, has ratty hair, and wears the same clothes everyday, and she smells. She asks the same questions over and over again..
Every time I leave, she asks me where i'm going. When I come back she will ask me if its still hot outside, when its been a 100 degrees all day. She always talks about how much she hates her family, brothers, mom and dad. Ohhh and she laughs very very very loud at EVERYTHING!!!. No joke. The other day I looked out the window, and said "its actually raining outside" (since we have had a big drought). She broke out into uncontrollable laughter.
The funny part is, that she is a really good employee. In the 3 years she has been here she has never asked for a day off. She is very very set on her routines. If I am a minute late opening the office in the morning she will glare at me. She is always waiting outside the door for me to let her in, in the morning since she doesn't have a key. Everyday she arrives at exactaly the same time. She is by far the weirdest person I have ever met.
What do I do? I don't have the authority to fire her. I have told my boss about it, and he agrees that she is annoying, but cant fire her because she does a good job. This women is from mars I swear.