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If you could be a girl for a day...

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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
What would you do? (or guy for you pinknames).Personnally, i would:

Go into those clean girl toilets and take the most enjoyable shit ever.

Probably play with my new boobs like all day.

Pee. always wondered if its any different.


Jul 12 2012 7:37PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
summer is here
Jul 12 2012 10:37PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
i lol'd
Jul 12 2012 10:45PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
Lol is actually taller than bobby brown
Jul 12 2012 10:49PM
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SamMcChesney
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Jul 12 2012 10:58PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
I change my answer, I would spend all day on pinterist
Jul 12 2012 11:07PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I'd do a 540 on skis and land a million dollar sponsorship.
Jul 12 2012 11:11PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Your friends sound fantastic
Jul 12 2012 11:47PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
*facebook
Jul 13 2012 12:03AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
scissor all day long
Jul 13 2012 12:09AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
most of them are more than friends ;)
Jul 13 2012 12:28AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
acquintances?
Jul 13 2012 12:33AM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Wrong order
Jul 13 2012 12:48AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
nah i mean't victims but you were close!

haha
Jul 13 2012 7:29AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
girls always play with their tits way more than what guys think. its fun. why would we not.
Jul 13 2012 8:08AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
pretty sure i made this exact same thread as this two weeks ago.......
Jul 13 2012 9:11AM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
nope, just checked your threads.
Jul 13 2012 9:27AM
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SterlingArcher
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orly??? page 3 on my threads. id link but in mobile.
Jul 13 2012 9:50AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Made my day. 10/10 to you sir.

And If I was a girl for a day, I would try to understand women logic.
Jul 13 2012 10:26AM
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zooded.
Posts: 152 - Karma: 75
valley of the beaver? hehehehe

and yes i play with my titties allthetime. i heard they get bigger if they're massaged a lot....might be wishful thinking.

Jul 13 2012 11:14AM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
prove it.
Jul 13 2012 12:10PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
only you can see that my man, other people can only see threads in the last month
Jul 13 2012 12:15PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

I would drink tons of water so that I could pee standing up many many times...maybe even buy that potty shots game. Then I'd fap fap fap fap, and then.....ask for a raise at work...

Oh, and then I'd get dressed up nice and go to a bar and pick-up chicks...I know what chicks like, so it would be super easy.

Jul 13 2012 12:18PM
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1337
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His thread:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/698027/
Jul 13 2012 12:28PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
what the fuck is wrong with you
Jul 13 2012 12:29PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
you do this a lot
Jul 13 2012 12:45PM
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Jahburn
Posts: 257 - Karma: 32
If I were a girl for a day I would venture into the girls locker rooms and live in them. Get money by showing people my tits and try and have a sex with another chick in the locker room. You never know there are some hot horny lesbians out there and the locker room is just the right environment to set them off.
Jul 13 2012 12:52PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
I would pray to god i got d cups and then find my self a trampoline and a mirror.

Jul 13 2012 2:11PM
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paige.
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 907
you realize that when they start bouncing around a lot it hurts? there's a reason we wear sports bras...
Jul 13 2012 2:59PM
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Daph
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shit sucks. sometimes I have to wear two sports bras when I ride my horse because he's a bouncy mother fucker

lulz. that sounds dirty
Jul 13 2012 3:02PM
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.Hugo.
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Jul 13 2012 4:12PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Is it true that so many women ride horses cos it just feels that good'? Like washing machine style.
Jul 13 2012 5:52PM
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Caspaaa
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no idea, but riding horses can pop a girls cherry.


also, apparently girls tits get sore if they sleep on their chest hahaha

that'd suck, it's my favorite position to sleep in.
Jul 13 2012 5:56PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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ya man there's nothing i love more than just colapsing on my bed face first after a long day. poor girls...
Jul 13 2012 6:11PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
yeah well it also sucks for us guys too


sore tits = less sexytime :(
Jul 13 2012 6:14PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
true. plus for girls, riding bikes is much less complicated. and urban is less risky.
Jul 13 2012 6:20PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
you'd probably cover up your boobs. refuse to show them to anyone. get offended by the idea. complain most of the day. worry about your weight.  friend-zone your cutest and best guy friend. avoid sex at all costs, and waste your money on beauty products and clothing.

I mean...if you're really a girl, and not just a man with a girl body.
Jul 13 2012 8:45PM
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PJS.
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Jul 13 2012 8:49PM
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Caspaaa
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WOMEN, WHY U NO MAKE SENSE?




seriously though very few women have realized the potential to take advantage of guys, it'd be so damn easy haa
Jul 13 2012 8:50PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
ya for real. If i were a woman i wouldnt pay for shit my whole life. As long as i'm mid 20s and have nice tits of course
Jul 13 2012 8:58PM
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Joebin
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Id make a rubber mold of my male counterparts penis and fap with myself.
Jul 13 2012 9:01PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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It would probably dissapointing... hehe
Jul 13 2012 9:12PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
Wanna know how I know that your off by 4 years. Cuz I can count bitch.
Jul 13 2012 10:03PM
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sitty9.
Posts: 141 - Karma: 24
my bad. you're 8.
Jul 13 2012 10:57PM
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sitty9.
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i love you
Jul 13 2012 11:00PM
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shea.
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Yea bro not an appropriate thread for an 8 year old, you should just gtfo
Jul 13 2012 11:05PM
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J-Sway
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Jul 13 2012 11:35PM
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J-Sway
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#goddamit, but none the less... My day would entail a large squash.
Jul 13 2012 11:39PM
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Karkoskier
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Be naked all day long. Then see where things go from there..
Jul 14 2012 12:31AM
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CheddarJack
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hey now Coldplay isn't all that bad. Their new album is quite good as a matter of fact.

But to contribute to this thread, I would sure as hell hope I were hot, cuz if I were a solid 7 I would probably lock myself in a darkroom until I turn back into a guy. But if I were hot, I would do pretty much everything that is mentioned in this thread. Minus the shopping and having encounters with dudes. That'd just be weird.
Jul 14 2012 12:40AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Definatley make friends with all of the close current lady friends that you have as a guy and find out which ones would be easy to hook up with/are into you. Save that little tad of info for the next day. Then sell my virginity for monies like the other guy said then have raging lesbo sex on camera or something like that.
Jul 14 2012 12:46AM
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