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Free slurpees at 7-11's!

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AwR
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Greetings friends,
It is once again that special day! Free slurpees!
Here is an article if there be any nonbelievers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/10/free-slurpees-7-11_n_1663293.html
13 years ago
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Jahburn
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They "ran out" of free slurpees on 7-11 last year. How the fuck can you run out. I ended up buying one but still the guy was stingy as fuck.
13 years ago
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theBearJew
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13 years ago
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 1,785
thank you SO much for reminding me. going there right now, almost missed the best day of the year except for christmas
13 years ago
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Olimar
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first day of spring/free ritas>free slurpees.
13 years ago
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iSmokeweed
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everyone calm the fuck down. the free slurpees are tiny as fuck.

and if you cant afford a 1.19 slurpee, then you really need to get a job, and probably not worry about getting free slurpees.
13 years ago
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AwR
Posts: 5148 - Karma: 1,899
Whoa!

Hang on there brother iSmokeweed$

Yes they are rather small, but check this wicked shit out....if you drink multiple cups you could drink more OZ (which i am sure you know that those letters stand for) than a slurp for $1.19, therefore not needing a job!
13 years ago
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2_fadez
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but the machines run out so quick because everyone be hopping on the dick of free slurpees.
I went after work last year and the 7-11 was trashed from everyone spilling shit and mixing flavors. Such a shame
13 years ago
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FatWhore
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This is so true. Arnt they like 70 cents for a huge one that you can never finish anyways?
13 years ago
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howlongcanausern
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hahaha yes solid post
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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thank you for saving me time typing
13 years ago
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rareison
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fuck I wish the nearest 7-11 wasn't an hour away
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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13 years ago
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FBGM
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Nobody to get a free slurpee with this year :'(
13 years ago
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Film.
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Why is there no close 711's by me :(
13 years ago
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Forcillo
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:(
13 years ago
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SketchyMike
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but you wasted time typing by saying that...
13 years ago
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DERS.
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13 years ago
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rareison
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I fucking love this show. I live like 2 hours away from where its filmed, maybe less.
13 years ago
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walshie
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this is false, they are perfect size, this is whats wrong with the country, serving sizes... You don't need a huge slurpee maybe if this was the normal size america wouldnt have obesity problems /rant
13 years ago
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El_Barto.
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how were we all so naive? slurpee sizes are the root of Americas problems.
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
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I'll come :)
13 years ago
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aloha.
Posts: 412 - Karma: 163
while free slurpees sound prime, there is just no competing with Cumberland Farms and their 79 cent massive chill zone. Anybody in the Northeast will know how rad it is, flavors are so good compared to 7-11.
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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It's a hilarious and definitely underrated show
13 years ago
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theabortionator
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I peed in the slurpee machine
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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;) and FEI I meant to quote prairiesteeze above, Not myself
13 years ago
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FBGM
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You have to pass a test first
13 years ago
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E__
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hahahah, I love that show.


I'm going to get mine as I type this.
13 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
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Try me.
13 years ago
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rareison
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I got an even better slurpee today, it's carbonated and mango passion fruit flavor. I get them every time I work, cause there's a gas station right beside us. They're amazing
13 years ago
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bdarb207
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I don't know what that is but I want it. Right now...
13 years ago
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rareison
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It is so amazing. Like the best tasting slurpee I've ever had. Other than Dr Pepper
13 years ago
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1337
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cumbys?
13 years ago
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rareison
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No they're called Icee's I believe
13 years ago
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Anathema
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hell yes


13 years ago
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Cotter
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Lost. Grew up watching this show and my pvr is full of re-runs of it.
13 years ago
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FBGM
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You're too late
13 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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Hell yeah
13 years ago
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a_lurker
Posts: 255 - Karma: 121
Getting free slurpees is what I did all day
13 years ago
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DsMoK3
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i think its 1.29 for a 40 of slurpee, if you can't finish that shit though... damn son
13 years ago
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Flacko
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there have never been any problems with running out, and the store owner didn't care that i took like 5 cups, because if you thing they are losing a shit ton of money than you are a fool that stuff cost like 2cents per gallon to make.
\anyways they taste way way way better when half melted because you can actually drink them
13 years ago
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fujarome
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would be the greatest day of our lives.
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