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GILLSKI
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So I have to lose 1-2 inches off my abdomen in 5 days. whats the quickest way? it doesnt need to be permanent just for a day or to. im not really overweight shall I add
Jul 10 2012 8:17PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
use a scalpel
Jul 10 2012 8:17PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,255
story time...
Jul 10 2012 8:18PM
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Gods_Father
Posts: 1466 - Karma: -284

for a day or two???hahhaha

dafuq

Jul 10 2012 8:18PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
don't stop jerking off for 5 days.
Jul 10 2012 8:18PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Sandpaper is good for shaving off a few inches.
Jul 10 2012 8:19PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
pee in her butt
Jul 10 2012 8:19PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
1-2

in water weight is easy
Jul 10 2012 8:21PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Sit in a sauna for 36 hours stright.
Jul 10 2012 8:26PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
Just don't eat as much as usual and sit around all day.
Jul 10 2012 8:33PM
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accualyisdolan
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fatkins
Jul 10 2012 8:35PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
1. Coat the inside of a corset with glue
2. Put on the corset, adjust to desired shape
3. Let the glue dry
4. Carefully remove corset, leaving a clear glue corset on your body
5. Success

I knew a guy whos cousin said this totally worked for a girl he knew who told her bf to do this.
Jul 10 2012 8:36PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Cut off your dick
Jul 10 2012 9:08PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Get a haircut.
Jul 10 2012 9:10PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Run around
Jul 10 2012 9:13PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
get a slimtee and youll lose it instantly
Jul 10 2012 9:13PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
One word.








Laxatives.
Jul 10 2012 9:22PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
dont eat anything but raw fruits and veggies and meet without stuff added till that day and drink a lot of tea with out sugar added.



So no bread, no dairy, no sugar beverages.


You will lose weight fast without any lactose or sugar. And do a ton of crunches.

Try to drink a glass of water every awake hour, this will keep you full.


I'm a very lightweight person... and even I lost like 6lbs in a few days when I switched my diet.
Jul 10 2012 9:30PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Walruses.
Jul 10 2012 9:31PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
penis too big?
Jul 10 2012 10:22PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
its really not about weight. I have veryyy built legs and back but I have a beer gut. im taking a body fat test and im above range wich is fucking stupid because Im nowhere near the number it says Im in pretty good shape and to lower my number I need a smaller waist size
Jul 10 2012 10:54PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
maybe read these articles and then do the complete oposite?
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Jul 10 2012 11:51PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
do you have a vagina?
Jul 10 2012 11:52PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Do you have a tape worm dealer?
Jul 10 2012 11:53PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Fuck i meant to put this
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Jul 10 2012 11:54PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
its for an army promotion sweetheart
Jul 11 2012 12:33AM
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JIBpsy^^
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assuming you can, instead of eating just get kind of drunk all day. you wont feel the hunger as much. and if you do it for 1 to 2 days you will lose alot of weight
Jul 11 2012 12:36AM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
Wow. Its scary to that people like you are spreading this as good information. if you drink that much water, it is very likely that will lead to hyponatrema which is essential a lack of sodium (which can be deadly by the way).

But yea, excessive exercise and a true lack of essential fatty acids is good times.
Jul 11 2012 12:42AM
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geteducated
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cut your water weight. give the appearance that you lost inches.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/224386-how-to-lose-10-pounds-of-water-weight-in-seven-days-for-bodybuilders/
Jul 11 2012 1:17AM
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Gods_Father
Posts: 1466 - Karma: -284
in all seriousness no gluten, refined carbs /thread
Jul 11 2012 1:24AM
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lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
Being hung is now a problem. Try moving somewhere colder, hot moist climates can often stimulate the male reproductive area.
Jul 11 2012 1:24AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Maybe I should have clarified what a glass is. .2 liters here is the size of a standard drinking glass.

So that would be 3 liters of water a day with no other beverages and a work out. In no way is that excessive unless you sit around all day.

When I'm less active I go down to about a liter and a half. to 2 liters.


Jul 11 2012 1:30AM
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