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Germany bans circumcision

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corona
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We could all get some tips from Germany, as they ban circumcision stating that the fundamental freedoms of an infant to keep their body intact outweigh those of parents who want to get their child circumcised. A few religious groups are already loosing their heads over this decision, but it's definitely a great idea. Any human should be able to consent to mutilation; an infant cannot.
Jul 7 2012 4:08PM
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geteducated
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5 pages of arguing about dicks.

Jul 11 2012 1:21AM
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Utard
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Just gonna throw this out there, the majority of skin grafts are done using foreskins. Anybody who's ever had one, congrats, you have baby dick skin growing on your body.
Jul 11 2012 3:22AM
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.Roockley.
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lol
Jul 11 2012 3:51AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i'd post pics but then i'd have to ban myself...

so i suggest we meet up sometimes and i'll introduce you to him ?
preferably when you're in europe cause plane tickets to the land down under cost a fortune ....

;)
Jul 11 2012 7:57AM
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Newschool_Pope
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Give them an inch and they will take a yard...

Jul 11 2012 7:59AM
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yelsel
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an email i received this morning:

Does a rabbi charge a lot for circumcisions? No. He just keeps the tips. 

Jul 11 2012 10:16AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Two young boys are standing at the school urinal when one looks over at the others business and says "Hey you've got no skin on your peepee". "I know" says the second boy, "my mom told me I was circumcised when I was two days old". The first boy recoils in shock and says "oh my god, did it hurt?" To which the second boy replies......"Hurt??? Hell I couldn't walk for a year!!"
Jul 11 2012 10:41AM
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SkierX
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I like the way this is going...

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20 percent off!
Jul 11 2012 10:43AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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After years of working in the jewish community, one day an old moyel decided to retire from the business of circumcision. Having saved foreskins for years he decided to not let them go to waste. He took all the skin to a leather tanner and asked him to make him something nice. Upon returning the next day the leather tanner handed the man a nice new wallet. "Really?!?!" asked the moyel, "all those years of circumcisions and all you could make me was a wallet??" To this the tanner replied......."Yes but if you rub it a few times it will turn into a briefcase"
Jul 11 2012 11:13AM
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c4t_l0ver
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HAHHAHA
Jul 11 2012 5:02PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Why are jewish businesses so successful???

There's no overhead
Jul 12 2012 9:17AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Awesome. A bunch of dumb kids making jokes about a religion they know nothing about. Fuck stupid people. You guys suck.
Jul 12 2012 12:51PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I'm not a kid or dumb. One of my best friends is jewish. We're making jokes about circumcision not jewish people.

Get over yourself, it's humor not racism.

I have a large amount of respect for the jewish faith.

Intrnets iz not cereal business.


PS: Name calling pretty much makes you look like the dumb kid.
Jul 12 2012 1:18PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Are you kidding me?


You're only making circumcision jokes? Have you read the fucking shit people posted? There are a bunch of jewish jokes in here. You guys are asses


Seriously fucking weak.
Jul 12 2012 1:27PM
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SkierX
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Lighten up Francis.

Would it put you at ease if we posted up some Christianity jokes and tossed in some agnostic or atheist jokes for good measure? Maybe a few white, black and Asian jokes?

Let your skin thicken some, and come to terms that a joke that is based off a stereotype is not racist. It's not like anyone is saying "I fucking hate jews" or anything of the matter.
Jul 12 2012 1:34PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Actually your joke was pretty damn racist. Calling jewish women cheap.......shame on you Steven haha.
Jul 12 2012 1:40PM
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SkierX
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What can I say; I'm basically Hitler.
Jul 12 2012 1:43PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Okay now ya've got me rollin. Well done sir.




in the interest of fairness.


Why are some men uncircumcised? The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.
Jul 12 2012 2:00PM
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I_Am_Mod
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haha
Jul 12 2012 2:01PM
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Huck_Norris
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There you go sugar coating things again.
Jul 12 2012 3:21PM
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k-rob
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jokes are jokes. calm your shit.
Jul 12 2012 3:48PM
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MADDECENT
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It's baffling how much some of you people care
Jul 12 2012 5:28PM
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Mike-O
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But this post leaves much to wonder - care about allowing it or not? Learn to amplify your point, not your post count.
Jul 13 2012 1:34PM
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SKI.ING
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This post was stupid so I had to point it out. Once exposed the head becomes desensitized from rubbing on clothing, etc. Do your research before posting. Your actual head feels like that once shaved because there is hair on it then its bald, repeat process. Same as having foreskin. Honestly this argument is trivial, but it's just too annoying to see all this misinformation being spread. Being circumcised literally has NO BENEFITS, unless you're looking at 30 year old studies.
Jul 14 2012 12:28AM
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skifoo
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i didnt know us is full of circumcised dicks. I thought its only the bar mitsva thing
Jul 14 2012 9:39AM
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LIL_WAT
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hahahaha i LOLd. They think it's normal too
Jul 14 2012 6:22PM
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