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How do I get blood out of sheets?

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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Oke everyone I have a bit of a problem,

Last night I got one with a girl, we went to my parents home, because that was closer and they weren't home.

Instead of being wise and going to the guest bedroom or my old room we went for their big as bed.
We were drunk and she said she was on her period, so we didn't care.
It got a bit bloody, so we took a shower together, proceeded to have shower sex (doesn't work when you are drunk) and sleep.


I totally forgot about her spilling blood all over the silk sheets because I was so drunk..
I just discovered a massive massive blood stain, that has become al hard and crusty.

Now how do i get period blood out of my silk sheets, my parents come home tomorrow and my mom is OCD so I can't just throw it out.

Help me please?
Jun 29 2012 6:53PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
How are you on newschoolers while riding on your horse way up there?
Jun 29 2012 9:21PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
^period sex is ok, but,    fucking on parents bed?  i would have issues with that
Jun 29 2012 9:34PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
It's only weird if you know your parents still have sex. If they aren't, then it's giving it some proper use.
Jun 29 2012 9:36PM
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Willgum
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How are you on Newschoolers while you're riding on your horse way up there?
Jun 29 2012 9:44PM
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Willgum
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sorry on mobile, thought first post didnt send
Jun 29 2012 9:45PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Tell her you got in a fight with a man simply known as El Perrito, and he punched you in the dick until you pissed blood.
Jun 29 2012 9:48PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
if it's a cerruti you can't bleach it.

sure it's not cranapple?

did you get the sheets in sante fe?
Jun 29 2012 9:50PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
If someone told me they were pissing blood - I would punch them in the dick for pissing on my bed.

So actually - do this. Then post about the outcome.
Jun 29 2012 9:50PM
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Bateman
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love you
Jun 29 2012 10:04PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
pretend you hit your head extremely hard at night. if you are hit in the temple area you bleed A LOT, so you could either:

A. Cut yourself there with something (this is what WWE wrestlers do to 'fake' blood, they cut their temple, and if you do it right it will bleed a lot and wont scar)

B. be boned

I can even vouch for the bleeding a lot thing from personal experience. In elementary school I hit a girl in the head with a small rock (yes I was a dumbass) and she bled so much. It was disgusting, but she was totally fine the next day.
Jun 29 2012 10:08PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
How do you know how old i am? And i think i'll be able to wait the 5 days. It doesn't disgust me, i just really don't think I could enjoy it.

Also, boys go on about being grossed out by periods all the time, why do they then want to have sex while a girl has it?
Jun 29 2012 11:24PM
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45.
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Because its sex.
Jun 29 2012 11:29PM
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NSwidow
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Starting to understand the male mind...
Jun 29 2012 11:31PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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obvious troll is obvious.


and maddie, id have sex with you during your period if you wanted to.
Jun 29 2012 11:33PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
lost
Jun 29 2012 11:56PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
fire water burn, burn mother fucker, burn.

then buy new ones. they are $$$, but so is living on your own.

Jun 30 2012 12:02AM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
hahahah, this is fucking great
Jun 30 2012 12:04AM
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abathinggrape
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 236
all i can say is PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
Jun 30 2012 12:09AM
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MothaHucker
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Well i want to know how this one turns out
Jun 30 2012 12:11AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
you actually want to see that?
Jun 30 2012 12:22AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
more period blood that always does the trick for me
Jun 30 2012 12:28AM
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Sno.
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exactly.
Jun 30 2012 1:36AM
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Sno.
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cause your username says who you're dating and maybe she assumes you're around the same age?

that would be my guess, anyway.

Jun 30 2012 1:39AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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One time I was at a party trying to get beer for another party and a girl started grinding on me. After she stopped I noticed I had blood on my leg, and some guy pointed out it was period blood. Anyway I tried washing it out with laundry soap and that didn't work so I ended up fighting her fiance and not fucking Jules later that night.
Jun 30 2012 1:49AM
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theline
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Jun 30 2012 2:07AM
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412.
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Say that it wasn't you. Say the period blood us your moms from your dad pounding her.
Jun 30 2012 2:14AM
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LIL-WAT
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This thread is amazing! op just say you had a nose bleed, and you slept half off your bed. They'll totally buy it..
Jun 30 2012 2:15AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
Quit killing your hookers when you're done with them. That should do the trick.
Jun 30 2012 2:17AM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,462
Ewww. Well. I don't know what to do about this. You already did her. So that's not an option
Jun 30 2012 2:22AM
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.skiwi.
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Do they have a tv in their room? Say you were watching a movie and you were eating something with tomato sauce and you spilt it on the bed
Jun 30 2012 2:36AM
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Sno.
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why even say you were watching tv? why make up a story at all? why not just start drooling and say nothing?
Jun 30 2012 2:43AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
You aren't supposed to kill them? shit...
Jun 30 2012 2:49AM
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ThaLorax
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I dare you to tell them the truth.

I double dog, super trooper, guacamole, bloody vagina, e-dare you to do it.
Jun 30 2012 3:27AM
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Ski_Alot
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why dont you just get thje most similar sheets you can and then take care of the OCD by putting all of the things hanging on your walls at a slight angle?
Jun 30 2012 5:42AM
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gengar.
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i love you.
Jun 30 2012 6:00AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
and still, here we are.
Jun 30 2012 6:23AM
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TheDude
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kill your parents
Jun 30 2012 6:37AM
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Rachy
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Cause I peeped your profile and you look about 20.
Jun 30 2012 7:11AM
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pomme-de-terre
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most girls i know love period sex. arent you guys like super sensitive during that time or some shit?

or maybe its right after. i cant remember my girl has been on BC so long now.
Jun 30 2012 9:03AM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Let it soak in cold water for a while and then scrub the spot with regular soap and for the love of god, wear gloves... Then wash on the heavy setting with cold water. That's gross, though. Good choice... not.
Jun 30 2012 9:32AM
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Dosh
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cool it pat bateman
Jun 30 2012 10:08AM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
I looked it up and the web gave the same answer.

So I collected saliva for hours and applied it to the sheet.

It really lifted almost everything out.

Then i went for 5 cycles in the washing machine on a very careful setting.

Dired it with towels and my mom didn't notice it when i came home.


+K to you.


Jun 30 2012 1:27PM
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VCharette
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disappointiping finale...
Jun 30 2012 1:43PM
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3mania
Posts: 2559 - Karma: 9,858
Have you people never heard of Spray and Wash. that shit gets out almost any stain.
Jun 30 2012 2:11PM
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Sno.
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love you too

Jun 30 2012 2:22PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
I'm sorry.
Jun 30 2012 2:56PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
set the entire house on fire and blame the cat ....

i guarantee they won't give a fuck about their sheets !
Jun 30 2012 3:00PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
solid advice from a mod right here. Solid!
Jul 1 2012 10:43PM
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sitty9.
Posts: 141 - Karma: 24
use semen

loljk

but seriously, use semen...
Jul 1 2012 10:51PM
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