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hehe123
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
Post what your job is.

Mine: I work at a local bike shop fixing tires and shit.
Jun 24 2012 11:09PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
I work as a janitor. Me and my friends like To smoke weed and one time we got so high My friend feed a diabetic horse a bunch of junk food and killed him. Now I steal medical marijuana from the hospital I work at so I can sell it and post bail for my friend. I'm a nice guy.
Jun 25 2012 1:18PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
my job is to smash new electronics with a hammer, 40"tvs imacs, ipads, laptops, souround systems, etc pretty fun but its really really braindead work
Jun 25 2012 1:33PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
I wash dishes and serve Ice Cream
Jun 25 2012 1:34PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
lawl good will hunting reference

or maybe you're just smart...
Jun 25 2012 1:41PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
sneaky sneaky
Jun 25 2012 1:42PM
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Benlllsss
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
concession stand for community service and really low wage, we just play hacky sack when we don't have to work, and its 100 feet from our skatepark, plus free drinks whenever we want and a place to bake
Jun 25 2012 1:46PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
cooked coke

don't give a fux if you pregnant
Jun 25 2012 1:48PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
Kirby Vacuum Dealer. I average 800 a week. All I do is go to peoples house's give them a free carpet cleaning and sell them on the Cleaning System. I like money.
Jun 25 2012 1:53PM
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Matt_Rossi
Posts: 431 - Karma: 785
Sales/Floor Worker at my local ski shop... I sell skis and such
Jun 25 2012 1:54PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
thanks for the advice, but I'm actually only 14 (turn 15 in a week and a half) so I can't really get a real job. I also don't really have the time, I mow like 5 lawns a week, mountain bike, and have marching band and other trumpet playing.

Thanks for the advice though!
Jun 25 2012 2:44PM
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Pretzel___Slaya
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 190
Carl's Jr, the shittiest place u could ever have a job. Extremely boring, no discounts, and I can only work a max of 9 hours a week.
Jun 25 2012 2:52PM
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TheDers
Posts: 788 - Karma: 164
Im a runner at a law firm and i work on the grounds crew for the triple A baseball team. and i mow lawns on the weekend
Jun 25 2012 2:54PM
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samsquamch
Posts: 342 - Karma: 96
doorman at one of our local pubs, pays $11/hr and work nights so i have all day to do whatever. also coach skiing in the winter and teach trampoline twice a week for 16/hr
Jun 25 2012 2:56PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
max of 9?! Get the hell out of there man
Jun 25 2012 4:13PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
Photographer for a river rafting company, can't beat getting payed to hang out by a river for 5-7 hours a day
Jun 25 2012 4:40PM
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Pretzel___Slaya
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 190
Yes, I make $66 a week. Its really hard for me to find a job because I don't have very many references.
Jun 25 2012 5:44PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
I am working on a solar fair being built in my home town. its called SunGen Sharon, its pretty rad but tiring as fuck
Jun 25 2012 6:06PM
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EL_TIGRE
Posts: 2984 - Karma: 48
I landscape for all the Champlain Farms (gas station chain in VT) with 2 of my best friends, work 4 days a week and make 400 a week [before taxes]
Jun 25 2012 7:45PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
Intern at Level 1 Productions

...fuck yeah.
Jun 25 2012 7:49PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
oh damn, nevermind then homie!

i'm 17 haha and i made the assumption you were older. fuck that, don't work more, enjoy your summer and your life because once you start seriously working, it's all downhill from there.

enjoy your childhood, it may seem bad or boring but it's something you'll never be able to go back to and it's something you'll cherish for the rest of your life.
Jun 25 2012 7:52PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i'm a corporate accountant.
I also do taxes during tax season.

And I'm also a search and recovery scuba diver...pull bodies, vehicles, weapons, etc. out of the river in the event of an accident, murder, etc.
Jun 25 2012 7:59PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Weed
Jun 25 2012 8:00PM
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Spinoza
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Weed Man
Jun 25 2012 8:00PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8640 - Karma: 32,583
My sister does this at a local country club. So lucky she does cus my friends and I all get to use the pool for free without a membership. As more my job, I am lazy so I don't have one.
Jun 25 2012 8:03PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

senior administrative and technical assistant.

was just administrative assistant. Then got a promotion in the form of "senior" added to my title with a slight raise. Then got "technical" added because I maintain the websites and am the Sharepoint administrator.

Been at my job for about 3.5 years. Make decent money, have great benefits, and I love my coworkers.

Jun 25 2012 8:09PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
Cashier/ cleaning bitch at a swim club snack bar.
Jun 25 2012 8:15PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
I'm working at an ice factory for the summer. it sucks, all you do is stack ice as it comes out of the bagging machine. Occasionally we get ammonia leaks too, which makes your nose extremely stuffy and your eyes incredibly itchy. Oh and your hands are always freezing because they get really wet and it's around 50 degrees in the packing room

I do make $8.50 an hour and have overtime opportunities though.
Jun 25 2012 8:22PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
solid icon dude
Jun 25 2012 8:25PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
CFO for a real estate developer.
Jun 25 2012 8:32PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
Winter time I'm a park ranger and ski instructor working 5 days a week and school.

This summer my job title is actually "Junior Civil Technician" I work for a company where we install communication systems (the system for cell phone networks) to increase the coverage and signal quality. Pretty interesting job actually, the technology behind it is amazing and constantly changing. i can work up to 70 hour weeks but on average usually 40-50 is being more realistic. Outside for the most part and making good money.
Jun 25 2012 8:36PM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
i sell glass pipes and i love every minute of it
Jun 25 2012 8:37PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
I cook crystal meth. I make bank.
Jun 25 2012 8:44PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
I find medical and psychological studies around campus. I've only done 2 so far and I've made $690 this summer so far by working out 3 times a week, having 2 muscle biopsies, and talking about emotions.
Jun 25 2012 9:22PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,452
this thread again
Jun 25 2012 9:23PM
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DsMoK3
Posts: 467 - Karma: 198
Well you suck at it cuz that alias has been around 3 years longer than you
Jun 25 2012 9:25PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Actively subverting participation in the economy with the conspicuous intent of undermining state power; I work in the black market, do under-the-table labor, reallocate waste, and limit my consumption. Tomorrow I'm cycling out to the Amish section of my township to barter for grassfed meat.
It's called agorism. Look it up. Here's a quality primer: http://www.gonzotimes.com/2011/08/strategies-for-the-struggle-strategy-1-agorism/

Jun 25 2012 9:28PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Noo.
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Jun 25 2012 9:29PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Thanks man! Going to the concert at the MN zoo in August, should be pretty sweet.
Jun 25 2012 9:35PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
Front desk at the gym. Swipe people in, hand out towles, wash/fold towles, prowl internet...
Jun 25 2012 9:35PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
summer analyst at "the worlds premier financial institution"

11 hour days, and i get to play with stupid large amounts of money, anything under 1mm on a spreadsheet requires a second look, i assumed i dropped a comma. hahah
Jun 25 2012 9:36PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Yeah thanks for all the advice! I could probably get a job in the food court at the zoo, but I hear it's literally one of the worst jobs you could get (they violate all of these child labor laws, choose not to pay you extra for overtime, shitty working conditions). I mow with my friend, so we each mow half of the lawn, and it literally takes us 25 minutes to get there, mow, and get back, and we get an easy $10 each for half a lawn. I'd say I have a sweet deal.
Jun 25 2012 9:39PM
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nevetsw18
Posts: 268 - Karma: 26
Makin like way to much money working at a classy ice cream store, and making no money as intern at ON3P
Jun 25 2012 9:56PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
i work for the state highway patrol
Jun 25 2012 11:10PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
landscaping. 20 dollars an hour wassup
Jun 26 2012 1:41AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
PIG!!!






jokes. what exactly do you do for the state highway patrol?







Jun 26 2012 2:15AM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
work at a skate shop.

SHOP//TASK, anyone?
Jun 26 2012 2:31AM
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boozer
Posts: 518 - Karma: 35,578
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Jun 26 2012 2:42AM
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.ALOC.
Posts: 202 - Karma: 19
I'm working at McDonalds making minimum wage. Thank god the minimum wage in WA is $9.04 an hour.
Jun 26 2012 2:46AM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
In the winter I make snow, and drive snowcats at a
Jun 26 2012 4:44AM
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MLB
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Ski resort. I mostly build/maintain park features. 16 bucks an hour, 12 hour night shifts. 4 on 4 off schedule which is pretty sweet.
Jun 26 2012 4:47AM
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