The lesson learned; always pay the hooker.
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Man shot in the penis
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/New-Haven-Man-Shot-in-Penis-159897665.html
ouchy
maybe he'll get some tips on how to shoot straight.
karma really shafted him it sounds like
dick move...
what the fuck butters?!?! you dont shoot people in the dick!
what you did there, i see it.
i hope this guy doesnt lose his head over such a traumatizing experience.
He really got shafted
Aww i shoulda read
I just hope the shooter gets taken care of by the penal system.
must be embarrassing to be 31 years old and have your mommy call the police for you after seeing your bloody dick
he must be in a really stiff situation now
i just loled all over the place
he's going to be an unproductive member of society now.
Thread = gold
he asked the hooker to shoot him off, she took it the wrong way
poor guy, gotta be a hard time in his life
cmon guys dont be hard on him.
He better keep his head low for a while
so it'd be safe to say that she
...cock glocked him?
He sure has the balls to go through something like that.
this is fucking hilarious
epic pun thread
I sure hes really feeling the long dick of the law on this one.
this
Someone was very teste...I'm sure there is more of the story to cum.
Don't dick around with guns kids.
so many penis puns in here
damn beat me to it. Fuck that episode was funny
Sounds like he won't have another sticky situation for a while though
guys cum on, this is already hard enough for him, he needs someone to stick up for him
lol best one yet
clever
I think she wins, guys...
Hopefully the penis not covered in blood when he needs to sign the insurance papers.
im gonna bet that this is what happened.
Must've been a loooong night for this guy.
my fav
hahah
best one yet +k
hahah wtf
Hookers and blow...........off your wiener
shouldn't have teste-d her patience.
We should erect a statue in remembrance of his dong
Well MS won't be winning any pun awards any time soon
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