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Poop_nugget
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What's one of the weirdest dreams you've had?
Jun 21 2012 5:22PM
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hot.pocket
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Jun 21 2012 5:24PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
I had a dream that you made a really bad thread and then your cock exploded.
Jun 21 2012 5:24PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
I had a dream op didn't contribute and you should feel bad.
Jun 21 2012 5:27PM
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Lansfield
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Lucid no doubt
Jun 21 2012 5:31PM
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Backyard.Skier
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i had a dream were your mom and i had sex.
Jun 21 2012 5:42PM
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Sleepercell
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I had a dream that I was at Hogwarts waiting to get chosen for my house. Except there was a sorting pipe and the pipe chose what house your in by the kind of hit you took. I ended up getting put into hustlepuff not hufflepuff, hustlepuff. I then would always venture into the woods and capture strange creatures for Hagrid with Hermione. While I was in the woods this alien ship came down and landed near this lake. I then met with their captain. They spoke telepathically. So we communicated with our thoughts. I wanted them to show me space since I had never been there, so I got into their ship so they could show me the solar system.

The dream was vividly real and I though it was. I have so many crazy dreams like that, its like a different life wen I enter my slumber.
Aug 16 2012 1:25AM
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ihitchadsgap
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ive had dreams similar to jurrassic park that was pretty dope
Aug 16 2012 1:29AM
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daannnnieel
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When I was baked out of my mind I dreamed that I got baked with a dolphin and inhaled through his blow hole. yeah.
Aug 16 2012 1:31AM
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Sleepercell
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Well there was this other time where I smoked myself into severe couch lock which sent me to sleep. My dream entailed of me chilling on this small island in the middle of the ocean. Nothing was in site on the horizon but water and no matter how far I ventured out into the water it was always up to my knees. It was a very real experience for me.
Aug 16 2012 1:43AM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I had a lucid dream where I was at school so I flew around then went and "raped" the hottest chick in our school because I knew it was all fake. I was like 12 at the time in real life so while I fucked her I also had a wet dream. Pretty awesome.
Aug 16 2012 1:53AM
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chyu.boi
Posts: 343 - Karma: 42
This isn't a weird but a great fucking dream. If anyone remembers when Tila Tequila had her show called "a shot at love". It happened around that time. I was like 11-13 years old and long story short, i had a dream i fucked Tila Tequila in my bunk bed. Claim.
Aug 16 2012 1:55AM
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dreadyboy
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Not the weirdest, but the best.

I was scarface and for some reason I got shot in the stomach. I a was on a street downtown going out into traffic to get an ambulance. A fire truck rolls up and I get inside, It's just my cuban homies who take me home. I get there and still shot, I get back to work. Get to the attic of this house and have sex with two bitches.
Aug 16 2012 2:01AM
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FerrisBueller
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had the same dream before /claim
Aug 16 2012 2:19AM
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Lick
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Fuck dude I was obsessed with that show, I would watch it in my basement because I was around the same age as you and I didn't want my family to think I was a horny pervert. I jacked off to her naked pictures probably like 10 times hahah. I almost forgot about her until you said this.
Aug 16 2012 2:20AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
read this as wildest dream. slightly disappointed. so i will now post a beautiful song for all.
irrelevant post is irrelevant.
RIP

Aug 16 2012 2:22AM
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chyu.boi
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hahaha my parents would get sooo pissed when they saw me watching it and two girls would be making out and shit. so funny though. I miss that show though, made MTV good for once.
Aug 16 2012 2:29AM
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LIL-WAT
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iv had dreams where a have harry potters broomstick and fly around my front yard. Goddamn they were fun the re occured for a whole week i want them back..

Also dreams where i have sex i like those
Aug 16 2012 2:31AM
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Darth.Maul
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My wierdest but best dream happened the second time i had a lucid dream. The first time i was lycid, i skied some pow lines and it was a good dream. So the next day at school in calculus, i tell my friends (my beat friends gd, a hot girl, and some of my dude friends) about my dream. My friends gf was like, "why didnt you just have sex the whole time?" this made we want to go lucid again very badly. Two days later i finally went lucid and i had sex with every cute girl that we chill with. Didnt matter if they had a bf or not. I had sex with three of my best friends girlfriends and 2 other girls in one dream. I kinda felt bad about it because i mentally destroyed my friends gf's in bed but whatevs it was an azazing dream and now i regret nothing.
Aug 16 2012 11:30AM
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NotGhood
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i had i dream i was powder skiing

not really weird but i enjoyed it
Aug 16 2012 11:38AM
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theBearJew
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I had a dream, I was just walkin around town. Then I realized I was dreaming and said, I'm gonna fly. I fucking flew away for the next few minutes. Then woke up when I felt like it.
Aug 16 2012 11:42AM
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roddy116
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i had a dream that i was urban skiing then lil wayne came in with a squad of giant teddy bears wearing wierd ass clothing. then he handed me and my freinds some shotguns and sutff, then i woke up :P
Aug 16 2012 11:46AM
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HARVERSACE
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i had a dream i was with my friend and we were playing ski while splice was filming us and he put it on the internet and everyone was like holy shit splice is legit
Aug 16 2012 11:46AM
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profa_212
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I had a dream that I went skiing, but I forgot my skis. So I was just like you know what? I don't need no damn skis, and I then I skied the shit out of that mountain on only boots. After I got head from this skier girl in the lodge.
Aug 16 2012 11:56AM
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Dlud
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I had a lucid inception dream, I went to sleep while camping in my dream, then realized I was dreaming and tried to fly and double backflip flat and stuff. Just the fact that it was an inception dream was weird though
Aug 16 2012 11:59AM
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CliffyByro
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inception =/= a dream within a dream.
Aug 16 2012 2:51PM
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Sleepercell
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Yo that must mean we connect telepathically when we are in different mind terminals. PM me and we can try and send transmissions when we are in altered mind states. Hit me up man this is too sick.
Aug 16 2012 9:23PM
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alex=
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I want to lucid dream :(
Aug 16 2012 11:56PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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so my 2 friends and I are running through a very rainy/stormy city with tall buildings on either side and then Tupac ends up killing one of my friends then my other friend and i find horses and escape tupac in a brick alley we get off the horses and proceed to play N64 in the corner of this brick alley. I then turn to my friend and say something like " Dude its gonna suck when Tupac finds us again" Right in that moment shirtless jean wearing Tupac comes up behind my friend and slices his nuts right off but for some reason )thankfully) I don't see anything really too graphic. My friend clenches up and his face goes pale and drops to the ground like a stick. Tupac then proceeds to smell the blade? Then Tupac and fucking battle it the fuck out. (You know those scenes in the movie where one person is trying to stab the other person and they are fighting back the blade? yeah it was one of those epic battles.) Tupac goes in for the stab i dodge the stab grab his arm and we wrestle to the ground. He then as I'm fighting it manages to stab me in the leg and i fucking push back that blade in rage and stab Tupac once and he's dead. Right as I do this I wake up to the loudest thunder Ive ever heard and Im fucking amped as fuck.
I killed Tupac bitches. He killed both my friends.
I had to.
Aug 17 2012 4:39AM
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Mr_Mackey
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Last night I was fucking some siamese twins














































They later turned into cats.
Aug 17 2012 4:55AM
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dreadyboy
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Oh fuck I had one of those so badly.

I had like 7 different dreams within dreams. If something bad would happen I'd just be like, it's a dream and wake up in another dream. Even if it was just something weird, I'd realize it was a dream and move on. By the end of it everyone around me knew it was a dream too. Someone would get shot and we'd be like, chill guys it's just a dream. Or we'd jump off cliffs above houses and either land fine or go into a different dream.
Aug 17 2012 11:09PM
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Aidan-G
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Had a dream where I was plowing Kate Upton. Woke up in the dean's bed. He made me breakfast. Those were some damn good eggs
Aug 17 2012 11:11PM
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