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(Possibly NSFW) Chinese news confuses pocket pussy/ass as fungi

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Alex_G
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Jun 20 2012 12:20AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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fuckin china
Jun 20 2012 12:22AM
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Lolocaust.
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Reddit.
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Jun 20 2012 12:25AM
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Itchyhead
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LOL
Jun 20 2012 12:54AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Podcast?
Jun 20 2012 1:18AM
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Willgum
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how could they not notice the vagina. are asian pussys different looking or something
Jun 20 2012 1:19AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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woman at the beginning is so creepy looking... fucking asians
Jun 20 2012 1:23AM
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1337
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fucking hilarious
Jun 20 2012 1:26AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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CLASSIC!
Jun 20 2012 1:30AM
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Backyard.Skier
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holy shiitake mushrooms.
Jun 20 2012 1:33AM
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Dlud
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They go left to right, like a mouth
Jun 20 2012 1:34AM
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1337
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makes sense, we read left to right, and ours go top to bottom.
they read top to bottom, theirs HAVE to go left to right.

what about arabs?
Jun 20 2012 1:37AM
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Dlud
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^upside down. Arabic reads right to left.
Jun 20 2012 2:01AM
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1337
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ahh, so they're the shit clits
Jun 20 2012 2:08AM
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Dlud
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^eating out an Arab girl is not something you want to do
Jun 20 2012 2:19AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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hahah i love how they keep it in the water. They really had no fucking idea
Jun 20 2012 2:43AM
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Alex_G
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this could not be more true.
Jun 20 2012 4:28AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i guess this is what you get when your government censors all your porn ....


Jun 20 2012 4:56AM
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feihlination
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why would that even be remotely news-worthy?

news have to be the shit over there.
Jun 20 2012 6:25AM
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Dragonite.
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This. Their sodumbhideyakidsandwife.jpg
Jun 20 2012 6:42AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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My question is how did a fucking sex toy get 80m into the ground in China?
Jun 20 2012 7:46AM
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Suchy
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Since China had been censoring everything, they started a secret underground porn ring..... hahaha
Jun 20 2012 8:10AM
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Dragonite.
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So much this hahaha. Inb4 it's a conspiracy meme
Jun 20 2012 8:28AM
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Huck_Norris
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My guess is lots of lube and an aggressive streak. 
Jun 20 2012 8:34AM
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Laurent.
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They are hairy over there.

Like really hairy,

Chewbacca hairy.
Jun 20 2012 8:39AM
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CheddarJack
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How did they not realize it's rubber? The part where they identified it as an actual fungi is great
Jun 20 2012 1:08PM
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*SNO*
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Im looking forward to the follow up report.
Jun 20 2012 1:17PM
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ForeverYung
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It's shall be quite interesting
Jun 20 2012 1:53PM
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MatRich
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that must have been realy akward when the scientists pointed out that it is silicone.
Jun 20 2012 2:03PM
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Peter.
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hahahahahah that is too good
Jun 20 2012 3:09PM
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little1337
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well all asians see is streaks and blurs so I can see how this is possible
Jun 22 2012 11:10PM
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Flacko
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dylan would know
Jun 22 2012 11:32PM
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jibjunkie
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threads this seems extremely fake
Jun 22 2012 11:39PM
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HorsecockTony
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*checks library of asian pornos on iphone*
Jun 23 2012 2:11AM
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edai
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I'd be so pumped as soon as i found out what it really was.
Jun 23 2012 2:24AM
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cwphoto
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wonder if they'll admit its not a fungi or just go with it
Jun 23 2012 2:45AM
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accualyisdolan
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arab is now aerials
Jun 23 2012 4:33AM
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whoa-dere
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hahahahaha who has a link to the follow up report
Jun 24 2012 10:48PM
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