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The What Beats What Game

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ActualNinja
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OK this game goes like this, I'll post something, an item or person and you must post something that you think can beat it.

Rules:

No Chuck Norris
No God


Example:

Tree


LumberJack


A Bear

Ok so its a bear now go!
Jun 12 2012 8:25PM
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fudgenuggets
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national wildlife federation
Jun 12 2012 8:28PM
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.Dad
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giant dildo. y u delete my post modz?
Jun 12 2012 8:29PM
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Casper.
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^ Eh.. okay, game is over
Jun 12 2012 8:29PM
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Yeezus
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Jun 12 2012 8:32PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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nuclear bomb
Jun 12 2012 8:56PM
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Caspaaa
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interceptor missiles.
Jun 12 2012 8:59PM
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Caspaaa
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oh and this reminds me of a game me and my friends would play in class called cartoon wars.

we both drew castles and then one of us would start with something simple like an animal trying to attack the others castle, then we would proceed to draw objects (taking turns) that counteracted the previously drawn object until the sheet was full of drawings

it's actually really fun, and inside jokes are welcome so it gets hilarious.
Jun 12 2012 9:00PM
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Willgum
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squirt gun to jam the missile controls
Jun 12 2012 9:50PM
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CheddarJack
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pepper spray in the squirt gun squirter's eyes, ears, and left nostril
Jun 12 2012 9:52PM
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teleRADo
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emergency deployment of super sponges!
Jun 12 2012 9:53PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Cancer
Jun 12 2012 9:59PM
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EricaMN.
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fire
Jun 12 2012 10:00PM
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array.
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MARIJUANA
Jun 12 2012 10:00PM
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douchebagmdgee
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marijuana
Jun 12 2012 10:01PM
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METH.
Jun 12 2012 10:03PM
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Willgum
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Jun 12 2012 10:34PM
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douchebagmdgee
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religion
Jun 12 2012 10:36PM
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CrotchKiller
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Bears beats Battle Star Galactica
Jun 12 2012 10:36PM
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edai
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Jun 12 2012 10:37PM
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Jun 12 2012 10:39PM
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Rafiki
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sharon osbourne
Jun 12 2012 10:40PM
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array.
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The Mafia.
Jun 12 2012 10:40PM
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Jun 12 2012 10:43PM
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douchebagmdgee
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Jun 12 2012 11:03PM
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Kajex
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Harry Houdini
Jun 12 2012 11:24PM
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edai
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Jun 12 2012 11:26PM
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Jun 12 2012 11:28PM
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Caspaaa
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a giant metor crashes on the man holding pictured gun
Jun 12 2012 11:29PM
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douchebagmdgee
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Jun 12 2012 11:31PM
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Caspaaa
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[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/The_Sun_by_the_Atmospheric_Imaging_Assembly_of_NASA's_Solar_Dynamics_Observatory_-_20100819.jpg/290px-The_Sun_by_the_Atmospheric_Imaging_Assembly_of_NASA's_Solar_Dynamics_Observatory_-_20100819.jpg[/IMG]

sun melts robotic godzilla
Jun 12 2012 11:31PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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Jun 12 2012 11:32PM
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Caspaaa
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my first picture fail ever....


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Jun 12 2012 11:33PM
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ChrisMcCandless
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Jun 12 2012 11:33PM
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douchebagmdgee
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sorry i dont think anything can beat this :(
Jun 12 2012 11:34PM
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ChrisMcCandless
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Jun 12 2012 11:36PM
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douchebagmdgee
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sorry how does jules beat a black hole
Jun 12 2012 11:39PM
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ChrisMcCandless
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Jun 12 2012 11:39PM
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NinetyFour
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Shit just got so real.
Jun 12 2012 11:40PM
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ChrisMcCandless
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Don't question Jules.
Jun 12 2012 11:40PM
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douchebagmdgee
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probably the greatest movie ever... but besides the topic
Jun 12 2012 11:48PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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Jun 12 2012 11:49PM
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Jun 12 2012 11:50PM
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E__
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No, try again.
Jun 12 2012 11:51PM
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edai
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Jun 12 2012 11:56PM
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MACandSTE3ZE
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this thread is the reason I love newschoolers, .....continue
Jun 12 2012 11:56PM
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douchebagmdgee
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it beats all americans
Jun 13 2012 12:01AM
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ChrisMcCandless
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[IMG]tarantino.info/wiki/images/Kahuna.jpg[/IMG]
Jun 13 2012 12:03AM
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Jun 13 2012 12:30AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Diabetes
Jun 13 2012 12:36AM
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