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The What Beats What Game

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ActualNinja
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OK this game goes like this, I'll post something, an item or person and you must post something that you think can beat it.

Rules:

No Chuck Norris
No God


Example:

Tree


LumberJack


A Bear

Ok so its a bear now go!
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fudgenuggets
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national wildlife federation
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TACO-DOG.exe
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giant dildo. y u delete my post modz?
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Casper.
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^ Eh.. okay, game is over
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Yeezus
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Barefootin_Fiend
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nuclear bomb
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Caspaaa
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interceptor missiles.
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Caspaaa
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oh and this reminds me of a game me and my friends would play in class called cartoon wars.

we both drew castles and then one of us would start with something simple like an animal trying to attack the others castle, then we would proceed to draw objects (taking turns) that counteracted the previously drawn object until the sheet was full of drawings

it's actually really fun, and inside jokes are welcome so it gets hilarious.
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Willgum
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squirt gun to jam the missile controls
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CheddarJack
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pepper spray in the squirt gun squirter's eyes, ears, and left nostril
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teleRADo
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emergency deployment of super sponges!
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Toaster-Tony
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Cancer
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EricaMN.
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fire
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array.
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MARIJUANA
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douchebagmdgee
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marijuana
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E__
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METH.
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Willgum
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douchebagmdgee
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religion
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CrotchKiller
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Bears beats Battle Star Galactica
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edai
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Atomicx945
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Rafiki
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sharon osbourne
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array.
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The Mafia.
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Caspaaa
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douchebagmdgee
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Kajex
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Harry Houdini
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edai
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corona
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Caspaaa
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a giant metor crashes on the man holding pictured gun
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douchebagmdgee
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Caspaaa
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[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/The_Sun_by_the_Atmospheric_Imaging_Assembly_of_NASA's_Solar_Dynamics_Observatory_-_20100819.jpg/290px-The_Sun_by_the_Atmospheric_Imaging_Assembly_of_NASA's_Solar_Dynamics_Observatory_-_20100819.jpg[/IMG]

sun melts robotic godzilla
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AcidKneeDrop
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Caspaaa
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my first picture fail ever....


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LoathesRaisins
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douchebagmdgee
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sorry i dont think anything can beat this :(
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LoathesRaisins
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douchebagmdgee
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sorry how does jules beat a black hole
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LoathesRaisins
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NinetyFour
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Shit just got so real.
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LoathesRaisins
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Don't question Jules.
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douchebagmdgee
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probably the greatest movie ever... but besides the topic
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AcidKneeDrop
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Pikachu.
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E__
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No, try again.
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edai
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LoathesRaisins
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MACandSTE3ZE
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this thread is the reason I love newschoolers, .....continue
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douchebagmdgee
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it beats all americans
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LoathesRaisins
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[IMG]tarantino.info/wiki/images/Kahuna.jpg[/IMG]
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hot.pocket
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Toaster-Tony
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Diabetes
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