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Pranks you've pulled

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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
Pretty self explanitory, tell your us about the best pranks you've pulled on people.
Jun 10 2012 3:27AM
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IAintEvenMad
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
I jizzed on my friend (no homo)
Jun 10 2012 9:52PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
:P
Jun 10 2012 9:56PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
hahah
Jun 10 2012 10:12PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Nope definitely quite homo.
Jun 10 2012 10:19PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
Go watch South Park "Cartoon Wars" again and try and get the quote right.
Jun 11 2012 12:52PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Dont you mean scott tenorman must die?
Jun 11 2012 12:53PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021

sdaerht

Jun 11 2012 1:00PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
That's when he "Kills his parents, grinds them into chilly and feeds it to Scott" Cartoon Wars II is where he is talking to Bart Simpson and says that to him.
Remember?
Da Da Dunnn!
Jun 11 2012 1:02PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
Cartoon Wars Part II (10.04)
Bart Simpson: [after hitting Kyle over the head with a skateboard] Cowabunga, motherfucker.
Cartman: I did it! I...am...GOD!
Cartman: What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Bart Simpson: I stole the head off a statue once.
Cartman: Wow, that's pretty hardcore. Geez. That's like this one time when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chili and fed it to him.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/South_Park/Season_10
Jun 11 2012 1:06PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
my absolute favorite is when my sister is showering, I sneak into the bathroom with a freezing cold bucket of water, and quickly turn off the lights and shower and dump the cold water on her!
Jun 11 2012 1:36PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
I was staying at a camp where the doors to the bunkrooms swung OUT and were flush with the wall. in the middle of the night me and som other people covered thier door with duct tape. there were way late in getting out of their room the next day.
Jun 11 2012 1:48PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
DUDE?
Jun 11 2012 1:50PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Or is it?






(check sig)
Jun 11 2012 3:06PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
pit alka seltzer in my teacher's water. She spit it back it was hilarious but I got suspended and am now in a better class!
Jun 11 2012 4:15PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
Lol
Jun 11 2012 5:57PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
lol'd
Jun 11 2012 8:32PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
The only pranks that are funny are elaborate ones like
-Making the T.V. go to a fuzzy channel, then having all..ALL the lights in your house turn off, and then having a little girl laughing and chanting "catch me if you can"

OR

for example a person has a phobia of spiders, and then putting hundreds of plastics in they're room (when they are sleeping)

-Having someone waking up in a different place, and have everyone act as if it's the future?

Jun 11 2012 9:16PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Take a bag of flour, go to someone's dorm room door. Place a line of flour underneath the crack of the door side to side nice and thick like a couple few inches, plenty lol. Then stand begin it and snap the ground directly behind it with a towel like you're shaking out a carpet. Their room will be fucking covered and flour does not come out of shit easy lol. Some kids were not happy with that one haha
Jun 11 2012 9:39PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
not much of a prank, more like revenge

so this chick was having a party 2 nights ago so I invited some friends from a different h.s (fellow NSers)
anyways chick ended up getting rattled and kicked them out. so last night we destroyed her car with  4 cartons of eggs and completely destroyed the front. Revenge was had and it feels oh so good
Jun 24 2012 6:04PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Banged my cousin who i hadnt met before at a wedding party then told her we were related.
Jun 24 2012 6:12PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
I fucking hate people who do that shit fuck you.
Jun 24 2012 7:43PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
i hate when people kick my friends out of partys, so fuck you
Jun 25 2012 11:24AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
she invited them in the first place too
Jun 25 2012 11:25AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
sorry fro tripple post but we mainly hit house, not car
Jun 25 2012 11:26AM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005

one of my friends took a shit in a brown paper bag, we lit it on fire, left it on a cement proch, and rang the bell

no, the guy did not start stomping on the bag.
i guess it is an old trick

Jun 25 2012 11:32AM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
http://gadizmo.com/the-best-office-prank-under-10-bucks.php

This is extremely hard to find. Beeps at random intervals too far apart to track down the device. Someone one in my dorm got it freshman year and placed it in our room. Took 4 days to find.

Jun 25 2012 11:53AM
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profa_212
Posts: 8633 - Karma: 32,533
One of my friends has a hide-a-key for his truck under the hitch,so one day when he stayed late to take his test we got the key and moved his car into the teachers parking lot. Normally this is illegal but the sercurity guards are super chill and understood the prank. He spend a solid hour looking through the 4 student parking lots before we decided to tell him haha.
Jun 25 2012 1:45PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Then meh i guess. Destroying people's stuff is too far.
Jun 25 2012 2:56PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
your a fucking dick, I hate people like you.
Jun 26 2012 12:38PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
eat me
Jun 26 2012 2:23PM
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hardig1234
Posts: 291 - Karma: 206
put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise contaner walked around eating it
Jun 26 2012 2:36PM
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LaCostraNostra
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
There was that  one time when me  and my friends were getting drunk around a fire and one of them felt asleep. We ultra duct taped him to his chair and moved it into the forest. When we came back the next day to get him  he was still stuck in his chair, fallen over.
Shit was hilarious.
Jun 26 2012 2:46PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Maybe they shouldn't act like asshats and get kicked out.

And you guys are assholes and immature. That's really childish to come back to her house and do that. Even if the kick out was unwarranted she was probably drunk and just did it without thinking. Good luck getting invited to ANY parties anymore.
Jun 26 2012 3:18PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
you guys have to stop assuming so much. They were invited to come. We just got back inside from smoking some bowls and just chillin in the corner, not being obnoxious at all. Every other person was hammered and yelling their asses off.. The Senior girls at my school feel like they HAVE to have complete power over every situation and felt the urge to randomly kick them out(and wasn't polite about it at all). God I hate how hypocritical everyone on NS is, i feel like most people would be just as pissed if it happened to them. And I still have got invited to the same chicks party later and still invited to every party.
Jun 26 2012 3:30PM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
on of the servers left his shoes on my bar at work. 5 gallon bucket and an industrial freezer later...
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Jun 26 2012 3:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Best prank ever right here...



Jun 26 2012 4:56PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Ok that is reasonable but no I would not have done the same thing because I'm not an immature shithead. Yeah I would have been mad but I would have confronted her about it or just let it slide because she is probs just a drunk bitch anyways. What you did was immature and unnecessary, no getting around it.
Jun 26 2012 5:03PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
yet you used to do every drug you could get your hands on?? Why should i even respond to anything processed in your permafried brain. Get a life, all I did was egg a house and you choose to pic on me rather than any other cruel prank other people posted.
Jun 26 2012 5:21PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
o and i really hope this is your address 464th st, Enumclaw, Wa, 98022, US
Jun 26 2012 5:24PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
First year dorms - We go to girls floor, took out every stall and curtain in the washroom leaving toilets and showers in the open. Felt pretty sneaky and funny at the time.

And countless other dumb shit 18 year olds do when you have 50 of them in one building on their own.
Jun 26 2012 5:28PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Not every drug I could get my hands on.. just most of them. Where the fuck did you even read that at? Ha I def never said I did any drug I could get my hands on, otherwise I would be dead by now.

And damn right that is my address. Is it supposed to induce fear that some skier on the internet has my address? Come at me dude. Send me some anthrax in the mail or something. Oh no maybe you'll egg my car too!?
Jun 26 2012 5:43PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
haha i would never egg you, that would be so immature. And why the fuck would I want to go all the way to Enumclaw to fuck with your already piece of shit house. A good egging wouldnt even make a difference
Jun 26 2012 5:47PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Oh no he said my house is a piece of shit :((((
Taha there are two houses on my property so you don't know which one is mine anyways asshat. And if you aren't going to do anything why did you post my address?
I'm gonna go do more drugs and fry the fucking shit out of my brain now. Goodbye *Bird. I hope I see you at Crystal someday so I can push you off a cliff.
Jun 26 2012 5:51PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
peace bro
Jun 26 2012 5:56PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
I side with everything this man has said.
Jun 26 2012 6:06PM
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SamColby
Posts: 644 - Karma: 2,006
Hahaha holy fuck I'm gonna do this
Jun 26 2012 6:09PM
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SamColby
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Here's one that I've always wanted to do but never have.... So you get two cats (or any small animal). You then spray paint a #1 on one of the Cats and a #3 on the other. You then release the cats into your high school and once the administration finds them they'll spend hours trying to find #2 ( which doesn't exist of course)
Jun 26 2012 6:12PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
It was posted already in this thread but someone did it with mice.
Jun 26 2012 6:13PM
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gengar.
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Jun 26 2012 6:15PM
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SamColby
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Imagine if someone from your dorm was on here... :o
Jun 26 2012 6:17PM
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