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Describe your most annoying teacher

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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
My language art teacher is my most annoying teacher, she's looks like a cat lady, she flips out over the smallest shit. just an all around pain in the ass.
Jun 9 2012 11:15PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
my math teacher gets really angry at the smart board all the time and starts hitting it really hard. You know he's mad because this large vein on his forehead suddenly pops out
Jun 9 2012 11:25PM
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ikindalikeskiing
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 142
My chemistry/sociology teacher is just a mad fuck he gives us tons of news articles and shit to read and we have 3 exams the first two are 15% each and the third is 30% finals on Monday and yesterday we were told that the questions would come from all 40 or so articles we read and the exam would be made up of the most consistently missed questions on the previous exams and we didnt ever get to see our exams or the questions we got wrong soooo.... I'm fucked
Jun 9 2012 11:39PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
My Calc teacher always reminds us that she's gonna die soon...
Jun 9 2012 11:41PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
End her, that way she stops complaining. you complain when you aren't alive.
Jun 9 2012 11:47PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
fucked up but i laughed
Jun 9 2012 11:51PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
My english teacher never wants to let class end. There will be like 30 seconds left in class and everyone is packed up and she's still trying to discuss shakespeare and shit with us.

Jun 9 2012 11:56PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
you're dancing on the line of a permaban with those pics
Jun 10 2012 12:07AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
My English teacher:

[IMG]hsc.on.ca/directory/staff/4x6DavidStLouis_0552.jpg[/IMG]

(look what he is wearing.... :&)


Why I hate him:

- He is a tit talker. I can't remember the last time he looked me in the eyes.

-He randomly yells then whispers then shouts again. Every 5 minutes is around when he comes to the "commercial break" of his mini speeches and his volume is increased so dramatically it scares people.

-Picks favorites. Unbelievably biased. If you are not on his good side prepare to never get higher than a 75

-He picks on the unfortunate. Yeah we know that kid is ugly, socially awkward, or already gets picked on, so REALLY, there is no need to further humiliate them further in front of their peers.

-Tends to email us assignments at like 10pm before they are due the next day.

-Tries to be a fashionista, but just ends up pairing loud prints with ugly colors.

-If his clothes were any tighter, he'd probably explode.


Here are some of his reviews as a teacher. The majority prove my point in greater detail:

Jun 10 2012 12:08AM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
You don't even want to know, she's one of my least favorite people on the Earth.
Jun 10 2012 12:09AM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
"Needs to get his shit together. I witnessed him smoking marijuana off campus at lunch at least 3 times in a month, and seems to be on some form of hallucinogens during class as well as popping a variety of pills. This nigga cray..."

hahaha
Jun 10 2012 12:12AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
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picture didn't work..
Jun 10 2012 12:13AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
he even looks like a tit talker
Jun 10 2012 12:14AM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
My history teacher. She is a nice person, but has no business teaching. We skipped so many things we should have learned. She constantly babbles on about the most irrelavant topics you can think of. I think i lost brain cells in her class. And she will assign a paper or something stupid with like 20 seconds of class left
Jun 10 2012 12:15AM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
that shirt...
Jun 10 2012 12:24AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
threads.
Jun 10 2012 12:49AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
+vibes
Jun 10 2012 1:45AM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
it looks like your not a fan of ms kent
Jun 10 2012 5:30PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
I had this teacher for bio honors this year, everyone hated her, literally not one person liked her. She made the tests hard as fuck. Now, im not one to complain about hard tests but the problem was that she didnt teach us shit and expected us to magically know it for the test. The cutoff for an A in our school is an 89.5, and after last semesters final i came up to an 89.3. She wouldnt round me up even though i did extra credit, she said some shit about the extra credit being in the "assignments category". That was the only B i have gotten so far in high school. Luckily for us she got pregnant in the 2nd semester and had to leave. I got an A the second semester with the sub though. We could even tell if she was fat or pregnant for the whole year anyway lol. Would put a pic but the school website blocks right clicks.

Jun 10 2012 5:42PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
hahahah i remember when I was in middle school...
Jun 10 2012 5:46PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
who the fuck is
Jun 10 2012 7:32PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
im 99.9999% sure my phsyics teacher is a registered sex offender. also he tells stories about how he claims to have cloned his kids so if he ever has problems with his body he can get "parts" from the kids. then, come test time, after not teaching us anything during class because he just told dumb stories every day he expects us to know the material somehow
Jun 10 2012 7:40PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
damn what is it with physics teachers? the one at my school is crazy too
Jun 10 2012 7:43PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
sounds like my science teacher
Jun 10 2012 7:43PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I went to a catholic highschool so we had a religion class. This year me and a couple of my buddies got this newer teacher that we hadn't heard much about. Turns out the dude about as goofy as they get. One minute hes the perfect teacher, the next minute hes giving our class an assignment to write love letters to eachother (True story, we had to do this for valentines day. And The school is all dudes, no babes). The day we came back from spring break he went skin head on us and shaved his head.
Jun 10 2012 7:47PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
My my teacher this year was by far my least favorite teacher. Shes a Mountain Dew addict. She told us about how she once drank 11 BOTTLES of diet mt. dew IN 1 DAY. Now she now limits herself to 2 bottles a day. Anyways she always talks super fast and most of us have a hard time understanding what she is saying. She also failed me on a chapter test because i didn't show work on the quadratic formula problems
Jun 10 2012 7:53PM
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.bo.
Posts: 447 - Karma: 128

let me start by saying i respect my science teacher somewhat as i have seen her skiing when im at mountains 4 hours away from where i live. but, she has no control over the class, like i mean none, once someone starts talking she will wait there for people to stop talking instead of speaking up and telling us to stop. also, i didnt learn one thing in her class this year because she doesnt give us anything but homework which she never collects or checks off and she gives us quizzes on stuff no one knows

Jun 10 2012 7:55PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
My math teacher*
Jun 10 2012 7:56PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
He username screwes up the way I read stuff... My Spanish teacher this year was a nutcase, we spent over half the year learning about Chicano civil rights but she is a very white person, and we always have to be doing something. And she has these cards we got 5 a year that we use for bathroom passes or to sharpen a pencil etc... I could rant for hours about this person but I'm on an ipad and I don't really want to
Jun 10 2012 8:01PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
In elementary school.. We had this witch of a teacher. She smelled of a combo of rotten fish and cigarettes.. She used to say that she was going to get some books, but we kept busting her outside the window.. smoking. She was a racist. She used to say. "Its always you black kids who are late for class!"
One time she even tilted an african boy's chair so he fell. I cant remember why or in what context.

We had her in religion and some other subject where we always drew pictures. We were only allowed to draw cats.. If she didn't like our drawing, she would rip it apart and say: "That was rubbish! Try harder!"

We had her from 1.st grade to seventh grade.


So basically everybody hated her. And when we had these international 'tests', or surveys to see if someone were bullied, or how they experienced school in general. We rated the questions in smily-faces.

So theres this question: "Are you or others being bullied by some or several teachers?"

I checked the sad face, and wrote on the back of the paper how she acted etc.

So the next day she pulls me out of class whilst in another teachers class.. And forces me to first scribble over everything i had written about her, then use an eraser to remove it all.

I have other stories about her i could dish out.

She ended up getting fired tho. Good fucking riddance. She now works as another school. Why the fuck does these people even become teachers..?

Ill try to dig up a photo. She was about 65 at the time. Get on my level bitchez
Jun 10 2012 8:05PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
my physics teacher went to mit then dropped out and became a scientologist, changed back and graduated, then he got a degree as a masseuse(best attempt) at community college oh and he shaves the side of his head but lets the top grow long. Other than that he's a nice guy just can't teach for shit and is probably the weirdest person I've ever met. not really annoying but really weird

Jun 10 2012 8:11PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
my principle has the MOST annoying voice.
everyday during the announcements i have to endure her awful screech! her voice is way too high for her age, it's like a bird combined with an opera singer, you know with that wavering sound
Jun 10 2012 8:29PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
everyone has a teacher with an annoying ass voice
Jun 10 2012 8:45PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
Mrs L'esperance from my old middle school is a total bitch. She is like a vice-vice principle and patrols the halls looking for kids to get in trouble, she despised my friend for 3 years straight, god I hated that bitch.

Jun 10 2012 8:53PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
French 1 teacher last year was an absolute bitch. She got pissed at anyone or anything for no reason. One time she kicked someone out because his pencil fell off his desk. We weren't even taking a test or anything.



On the other hand my current french teacher is so clueless to the point where he sometimes spends a whole class taking attendance, or we can flip over all the chairs without him noticing. Amazing teacher.
Jun 10 2012 9:00PM
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
My english teacher last year was a stern cunt. She would always favor girls. One day a girl sitting next to me said she would turn the home work in after a couple minutes, I do the same as her and get half of because its late. The girl next to me still gets full credit. One day I walked in the door 2 minutes late to class because I was printing a paper. When I sit down the teacher marks my paper with a pen. I say, "what is that supposed to mean?". She responds, " Your late so your assignment is late." I told her that is bull shit and she doesn't do that to any of the girls in the class. She got heated and I had a chat with her in the hall. Then she marked me for 60% on a presentation for me saying ahh once, and, and once that was her reasoning. That is when i had enough of her bull shit and called her a dumb sexist bitch. She then sent me to security. Im glad I haven't had class with her again.
Jun 10 2012 9:05PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
oh yea my 7th grade gym teacher also was a raging lesbian. wasnt allowed in the girls locker room.
Jun 10 2012 9:47PM
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Spaceberg
Posts: 394 - Karma: 12
Russian physics teacher who just doesn't give a fuck
Jun 10 2012 11:40PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
My 7th grade science teacher wished she was a bird
Jun 10 2012 11:59PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
i hate most of my teachers.

My ELA teacher flips out over the smallest things, same with my math teacher

My social teacher is a huge douchebag and thinks he's the shit, and always fucking takes my hat cause my school has a stupid fucking rule where you can't wear a hat inside the school or it will get taken away. (ELA teacher does this too)

My gym teacher is also the vice principal, and he gives way too many fucks about fitness, and our gym class sucks cause all we do is exercise and do stupid shit instead of playing sports or games. My gym class is grades 7, 8, and 9 and he treats it like its grade 10-12
Jun 11 2012 12:03AM
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
heres a picture of the bitch

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Jun 11 2012 12:47AM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
Computer technology teacher. Said at the beginning of the year that she didn't know anything about computers, and she was only teaching the class because she had a class in the room the period before. She is a crazy Bitch and tries to be the most controlling person ever.
I once asked her a question and she said no. I said OK and then walked away, and she started screaming at me.
Jun 11 2012 12:52AM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Hmm what's with the science teacher hate? All the science teachers at my school are awesome. Basically the only teachers that aren't awesome are the English teachers and a few other teachers here and there. Science, math, history, geography, business, etc. teachers are all sweet.

Craziest thing is that my chem teacher would go off-topic all the time, tell us awesome stories, or teach us stuff completely unrelated to chem, and we'd still learn tons of stuff and do well on tests. People that have already graduated even say first semester of chem in university is a breeze cause our teacher teaches us so much stuff and so well.

/claim.
Jun 11 2012 12:56AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
My 8th grade science teacher had sex with a chick in my class /claim and yes people found out and he is now a registered sex offender
Jun 11 2012 1:19AM
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snakerton
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oo i have a lot

i had a french teacher who would put a page of writing in french on the projector and we copied it for the whole class and every class

i had Spanish teacher that was there for the first 2 weeks of the semester then just disappeared after we payed for our workbooks

the spanish teacher that replaced her had a bell that she rang over and over to get our attention. then one day a kid threw the bell out the window and she got him suspened

thats all i can think of right now


Jun 11 2012 1:21AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
hahaha how do you know she isn't allowed? is there a sign or something?
Jun 11 2012 1:32AM
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
My social studies teacher in 8th grade had been banging this senior in high school since she was in 8th grade. One day he didn't show up to teach, resigned and moved to another state because people had found out about his affair. He had a wife and daughter in the 7th grade at the time.
Jun 11 2012 1:36AM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
unschooled lol
Jun 11 2012 12:27PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8644 - Karma: 32,640
My 9th grade science teacher would always yell at me for asking questions saying" you should have paid attention to the notes!". All we do is take notes all day without her explaining things so naturally many kids have questions. Then when we get stuff wrong she would yell that we should have asked questions. After about two weeks of this bullshit I proceeded to stop paying attention to her completely and just learn everything from one of my smart friends who sat next to me.
Jun 11 2012 1:44PM
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sleazy
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my world history teacher last year was weird as fuck and was gone half the time at some star treck convention.

and for the first three months of school she talked about her daughter then one day she shows us a picture and its a mother fucking cat....she skiped school sometimes because her "daughter was sick".

and you know how some teachers arent really there for the teaching but more for coaching such as basketball coachs or football coaches well shes her to be the  bowling coach.

this is her

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Jun 11 2012 1:53PM
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