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How do I get the smell of beer out of my floors?

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Ski_ThEast
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I had a party last night and of course a lot of people spilled and i already mopped but it still smells pretty bad.  How can i get the smell and stick out of the hardwood floors?  I need enough for my parents not to notice.
Jun 9 2012 10:42AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
pledge, if you have hard wood

pledge, if you have tile

piss if its carpet.


Jun 9 2012 11:17AM
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Kajex
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Air the hell out of your house. And yes, lots of Pledge. I'd suggest cleaning a few more things that maybe don't need it, but this way if they notice a super clean floor you can say you got bored and cleaned around the house, instead of just in one spot which is mad suspicious. You may even get a cookie for that.
Jun 9 2012 11:22AM
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AWALLRUS.
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yeah lemon pledge


Jun 9 2012 11:23AM
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AT-AT
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carpet cleaner and a hell of a lot of elbow grease.
Jun 9 2012 11:34AM
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janetSkis
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+get+the+smell+of+beer+out+of+carpets
Jun 9 2012 11:35AM
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Toaster-Tony
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pee on it.
Jun 9 2012 11:37AM
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Flacko
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ya pee on it
Jun 9 2012 1:20PM
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Lucas
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Poop on it
Jun 9 2012 1:21PM
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JAHpow
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Frebreeze EVERYTHING
Jun 9 2012 1:24PM
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daannnnieel
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far too obvious. I would say just scrub the shit out of it. and yes, plege.
Jun 9 2012 1:31PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Heres a link to Google. I timed myself and it took me 4 seconds to find the answer.

Jun 9 2012 1:37PM
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daannnnieel
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want a cookie?
Jun 9 2012 1:45PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Just saying ns maybe isn't the best place for this.
Jun 9 2012 1:47PM
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swd
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Don't put pledge on you'r hardwood floors. It makes it extremely slippery and your parents will know you cleaned it with something an suspect that something is up.
Jun 9 2012 2:55PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
Three steps

1)Tidy up the beer cans and garbage
2)call a maid service,
3)mix yourself a Caesar, lay in a hammock and sleep away your hangover
Jun 9 2012 3:00PM
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