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what are the odd things you were scared of when you were a little kid?

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bitchassphatz
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alright the thread title is pretty self explanitory.

so i was taking my shit before my shower and i always tend to do and i remember a time when i was younger and afriad of the tiolet!

i used to be afraid of snakes coming out of the tiolet when i was sitting on the pot. my baby sitter told me a tale of it happening to one kid. and for like a year or so i would always watch the water very closely and take the fastest shits i could possibly take. i would also try holding my shits in as long as possible until the last moment.

thanks baby sitter. you made me fear the tiolet and be volunteerly constipated!



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Oct 9 2004 6:15PM
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bitchassphatz
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yea and none of you were scared of anything i guess.....fuck you people!



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Oct 9 2004 6:22PM
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ski_Crystal
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i used to be afraid of the loud beeping forklifts in Costco
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Oct 9 2004 6:23PM
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winterparksuks
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i was scared of chucky







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Oct 9 2004 6:24PM
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Tosh
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you a fuckin homo
Oct 9 2004 6:26PM
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rhcp
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i was scared of the movie willy wonka and the chocalate fatory when i was around 4
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Oct 9 2004 6:27PM
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alpinecowboy84
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when i was 3 i swallowed a penny. for the next 6 months every time i took a dump i looked for my penny in the toilet.




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Oct 9 2004 6:37PM
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DrPepper
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i was scared of sleeping on the other half of my bed.

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Oct 9 2004 6:37PM
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freerider_klo
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the monster under my bed...fuckin bitch scared me for like 5 yrs.



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Oct 9 2004 7:02PM
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xnoresponse
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i was scared everytime i got out of bed an arm would grab me from under the bed so i would stand on ym bed and jump as far as i could...was really funny i hear from my parents


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Oct 9 2004 7:23PM
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poor@$$skibum
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jesus. i thought he would come back from the dead and take me with.


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Oct 9 2004 7:57PM
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lanks
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when i was a little'un, i was scared of movie reels...


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Oct 9 2004 7:58PM
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Crow
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yeah, everytime i got out of bed id think of something scary and id freak out and run as fast as i could downstairs







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Oct 9 2004 8:02PM
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jono
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I REALLY disliked water. I didnt learn how to swim until I was like 10-12 when I realized I liked jumping off things more than I disliked water.
Oct 9 2004 8:31PM
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navigator
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i gotta say, big fish when they first come out of the boat and they're still alive and flipping around.
Oct 9 2004 8:31PM
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-daniel-
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I used to be afraid of my shadow. I still remember running around a hotel room and screaming cause my shadow was chasing me
Oct 9 2004 8:34PM
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skiierman
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The bed thing, jumping from it as far as I could, that was fun. The out houses at campgrounds scared me also and when I would get in trouble I would hide because my dad would royally beat my ass.



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Oct 9 2004 8:40PM
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freezed
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i thought that if i didnt get out of the bathroom before the toilet was done flushing, a dragon would come out of the toilet...im not even joking.


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Oct 9 2004 9:03PM
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saucerboy84
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yeah dude, i saw a chucky preview when i was little and it freaked me out.
Oct 9 2004 9:04PM
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xnoresponse
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i also ran out of the bathroom before the toilet finished...i was afraid the floor would drop...i was one screwed up kid..


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Oct 9 2004 9:11PM
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rynmartn
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when I was little I scared of dogs. they seriously freaked me out. I love them now and have 2 tho


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Oct 9 2004 9:32PM
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P-JO
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I was scared of the letter H on that alphabet show after Sesame Street. I guess they used 'Hug' as an example for H and I thought the giant foam letter was killing someone instead of hugging them.




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Oct 9 2004 9:37PM
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freeskiBC
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i hated shallow water, sarded shittless.. deep water where i couldnt see the bottom was the only way to swim


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Oct 9 2004 9:40PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i was scared of the little mermaid and the brave little toaster and ET. that was some scary shit, and i was afraid of snow snakes when i was skiing........


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Oct 9 2004 9:40PM
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proZach
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i was scared of gorillas.





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Oct 9 2004 9:40PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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yeah bitchass was afraid of snakes in the toiggy well i was afraid of weiners coming out of it. scared me so bad i wouldn't shit for days. also i was scared of rolling onto the 'other part of the bes'....thats why my bed is always against the wall so when i roll over to that side i see the wall (if i wake upo) instead fo seeing a crazy monster ahh fucki



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Oct 9 2004 9:50PM
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Capt.Flannel
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tonight i was going to a cabin that I'd never been to and I leaned against a fence for a minute and something came over and made a big noise and touched me. It was the scariest thing ever. It was a cow.
Oct 9 2004 10:24PM
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wuestinator
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i sleep towards the wall too... or the back of the couch.

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Oct 9 2004 10:26PM
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Astomp
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i was scared to walk down the hall ways when room lights were off at night. thinking something was gonna fly out and grab my legs. so i would run and jump past door ways.


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Oct 9 2004 10:53PM
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i used to live in a mobile home in the very back. my room had big bay windows above the built in drawers. and there was a scrap metal yard 20-30ft. behind the trailer, and the scraps stuck way above the fence. we used to get heavy wind, and i always thought i was gonna die by having a giant piece of metal impale me
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Oct 9 2004 10:53PM
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loud beeping sounds
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Oct 9 2004 11:16PM
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EpitaphE13
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spiders, even to this day i hate spiders. i remember i used to have dreams where thousands and thousands of spiders would start spewing out of a crack in my ceiling and they'd suck the blood outa me.


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Oct 9 2004 11:27PM
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freeze_pooter
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in one of those goosebump the kid like gets stuck in the mirror so whenever i had to pee or crap iduck under the mirror and try to stay as low as possible while doin my buisness
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Oct 9 2004 11:45PM
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wuestinator
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i hate that. when you go to a condo or someones house and the bathroom has mirrors everywhere.

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Oct 9 2004 11:47PM
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HeliX
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I was scared of girls.


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Oct 9 2004 11:50PM
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skogio3030
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i was scared of objects that were as light as a feather but as large as a mountain
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Oct 9 2004 11:50PM
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marita04
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Whales.. and E.T. wow he gave me the creeeps
Oct 9 2004 11:58PM
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strode
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Oct 10 2004 12:01AM
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skogio3030
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Oct 10 2004 12:06AM
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DrPepper
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taylor, i used to do that same thing where you run down the hall and jump past doorways, crazy stuff.

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Oct 10 2004 1:10AM
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albatross.
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I could read pretty well when i was really young, and goosebumps books scared the shit out of me. especially night of the living dummies.
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Oct 10 2004 1:25AM
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DrPepper
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ah yes, goosebumps books. good stuff.

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Oct 10 2004 1:37AM
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lalalalaura
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i had a dream when i was like, 4 years old that my parent's lamps in their bedroom came to life and killed them, those lamps scared the shit out of me until i was in at least 8
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Oct 10 2004 1:45AM
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mattwalker
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umm yea my dad showed me gremlins when i was 2 and i got scared for a few years, same with chucky...


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Oct 10 2004 1:53AM
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SchweitzerSki
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i was afraid of dogs man


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Oct 10 2004 2:33AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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My family used to rent a cabin on Vancouver Island from one of our friends.
It was kinda remote and had no running water.
So the outhouse was a little ways into the woods.
I used to be scared shitless to go to the bathroom after dark.
Bears n' whatnot hanging around.



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Oct 10 2004 3:36AM
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punk_rider
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was afraid of clowns. so now, each time i see a clown i kick his ass so that he hasn't the time to scare me

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Oct 10 2004 6:35AM
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sporegasm
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I was scared of the rising giantic moon in the sky, thinking it'll suck me off the earth and into space. I was around 5 that time, I was so obessesed about that fear for few months.
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Oct 10 2004 7:51AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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oooh, dolls. my great aunts house in san diego we always go to for thanksgiving... had this shelf with tons of porcelain dolls... with their evil beady little eyes... light would come in through the window and shine off the eyes... and it was like they were all staring at me.... i made them put a sheet over them one year.
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Oct 10 2004 8:01AM
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devine
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first time i saw 'hunnie i shrunk the kids' scared the shit outta me



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Oct 10 2004 8:25AM
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skiierman
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devine, speaking of that movie, the only part that scared the shit out of me for some reason was the part where they where out on the lawn and the sprinklers come on and they almost drown in the mud. Thats the only part of the movie that I vividly remember.



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