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I have a question for the people of NSG.

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theBearJew
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You know how sometimes you are doing something and you just cant get away to poop? (Playing a sporting event) And you are deathly afraid to fart because you feel like you're going to shit yourself.

Well if you just hold the poop long enough does it eventually just turn into a fart....?
Jun 5 2012 12:46AM
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BIll.Lumbergh
Posts: 128 - Karma: 12
yes
Jun 5 2012 12:47AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
no, you think it does, and when you let your guard down, BLAMO
Jun 5 2012 12:47AM
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theBearJew
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But after enough time you begin to safely fart and the need to poop fades... So what if you just never pooped and waited for farts all day?
Jun 5 2012 12:48AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
from my experience, just try to ignore it until it goes away, but it'll come back bigger a few hours later.
Jun 5 2012 12:49AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
it would be a pain in the ass….



































;)
Jun 5 2012 12:49AM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
it's a very risky strategy.  At some point you're going to shit your pants, or give yourself blood poisoning.
Jun 5 2012 12:52AM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
This will backfire and you will shart yourself. Try it tomorrow, good luck with your experiment
Jun 5 2012 12:53AM
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wooody
Posts: 70 - Karma: 20
you get the classic "gut rot" and it turns into liquid shit thus leading to diarrhea.
Jun 5 2012 12:56AM
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timmi
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The fart is just the poops propulsion method. So if you wait it out, and you can squeeze the fart past it, it'll let the pressure out and buy you some more time. I understand nothing about biology.
Jun 5 2012 12:59AM
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PartyHon
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And when it solidifies enough to where you feel like if you hold it any long the shit will turn to diamond under the pressure of all your muscles in your body holding in the density of a black dwarf.
Jun 5 2012 1:06AM
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