Here are the berries:
HERES THE FUCKING PROBLEM. come may-june, these berries start falling all over the place making the entire city of dc smell like the trashcan in my bed room; JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
AND THE WORST PART, no one seems to notice it! its like people enjoy the smell of jizz on nice saturday morning. fuck that shit.
IF YOU, OR ANYONE YOU KNOW, LIVE NEAR ONE OF THESE TREES, YALL GOTTA FUCKING BURN THEM DOWN.
thank you for reading, or thank you for giggling at the word jizzberry.