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What is going on..zombie apocalypse?

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west-coast
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there have been the most fucked news recently..anyone suspicious? i know some threads have been made, but i dont think anyone has heard about all these..

1. guy eats homeless guys face

2. mma fighter rips out heart and eyes/tongue of trainer

3. guy eats other guys brains

4. guy cuts out his own intestines and throws them at cops

the fuck...what is going on

http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Zombie-Alert-NJ-Man-Throws-Own-Intestines-at-Cops-156010815.html

http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/zombie-apocalypse-draws-nearer-baltimore

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151098/Rudy-Eugene-Naked-man-eats-face-victim-high-LSD-police-shoot-Miami.html

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-05-31/news/27065826_1_murder-charge-martial-arts-fighter-devi


May 31 2012 9:11PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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mma fighter was years ago, bra
May 31 2012 9:13PM
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west-coast
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weird, some news site just posted it...but thank you for that, i guess its only three stories now..disregard mma fighter
May 31 2012 9:14PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Why does ns like zombie threads so much?
May 31 2012 9:15PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Brobible



Seems legit.
May 31 2012 9:15PM
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Creed
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May 31 2012 9:17PM
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ABinThe603
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in another thread about zombies they have links to people breaking out in weird rashes that noone knows the cause for
May 31 2012 9:21PM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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half of that is bullshit media hype
May 31 2012 9:31PM
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blackmamba.
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Some delusional male prostitute killed his boyfriend up here in Canada...but seeing as the crime was committed in his own apartment, he had nowhere to dispose of the body; therefore, he cut him up, stored him in his fridge and later sent some body parts to the some political offices in Ottawa and left the torso in a suitcase. he later fled the country and has yet to be caught...


such a retarded week

May 31 2012 10:35PM
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OhioDreams
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Definitely zombies. I mean, it IS 2012, I figure these are just the first few reported incidents. Seems like they're right on schedule.
May 31 2012 10:37PM
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Bill.Nye
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No
May 31 2012 10:39PM
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