I was wondering the same thing a couple days back. I was thinking about the how simple everything used to be and why I feel the need to bring my iPhone in the bathroom to keep entertained. I'm sad to say that I have completely forgot what pooping in the quite accompanied by a couple farts and some sloshing water was like. I one day hope to feel the simplicity like this once again. Until then... I will defecate while on Newschoolers.
I feel like I'm the only person in the world who goes in the bathroom armed with only his thoughts. Also it takes me about 1-2 minutes max to shit so it wouldn't be worth it anyways. I eat a lot of corn.
I once dropped my itouch in the bowl with the shit in it, I just flushed the whole thing because the ipod wasnt worthy. now I just bring my laptop because it doesnt fit in the bowl so I can drop it and it wont get in the shit. brillant.
Often have the computer with me. Sometimes catch some flak for it but you know what? Fuck 'em. I'm sittin' on the toilet having a great ass time (see what I did there?) on NS and my legs are warm and I'll probably get hemorrhoids from sitting here so long but #yolo
whenever i bring my laptop in with me i end up sitting there for a ridiculously long amount of time and my legs get numb cus the toilet seat cuts my circulation. id rather poop quickly and then go back to my laptop comfortably sitting in a chair or lying on my bed.