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Riding park with telemark bindings?

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Blindsurfer
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how come some people ski park with telemark bindings? not hating, but whats the point?
May 25 2012 6:49PM
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250r
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why do some people snowboard and some people ski?
May 25 2012 6:50PM
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hot.pocket
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Why do sloths fly?
May 25 2012 6:57PM
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CrotchKiller
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why does my bum turn green in the summer? becasue i fucked the OP's mother.
May 25 2012 7:03PM
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hot.pocket
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I think your bum turns green in the summer because OP's mother fucked you.
May 25 2012 7:07PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Maybe it went both ways.
May 25 2012 7:12PM
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CrotchKiller
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dis the truth
May 25 2012 7:13PM
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DayMan
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May 25 2012 11:37PM
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swagburg
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but what if OP's mom fucked you because your bum turns green in the summer
May 25 2012 11:51PM
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J.DUKE
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how come some people ski park with alpine bindings? not hating, but whats the point?
May 26 2012 1:09AM
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Milksteak
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Why are girls pretty?
May 26 2012 2:04AM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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why does op have a wide asshole?
May 26 2012 2:38AM
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Tikayt
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Why do kids buy 18 DIN bindings for skiing ?
May 26 2012 7:30AM
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FLBP
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ACL's are so overrated.
May 26 2012 8:32AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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why do i get sleepy after i touch myself?
May 26 2012 10:22AM
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midwestpowhunter
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why dont all toilets come with bidets? it is clearly the most efficient way to get clean.
May 26 2012 10:39AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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why do kids start at different reading levels?
May 26 2012 12:10PM
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mammothpunks
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Because you can use a higher din setting without maxing out the spring.
May 26 2012 4:42PM
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Blindsurfer
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hahaha this fell apart
May 26 2012 5:40PM
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KneeDrop
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I'll give you a serious answer, and a simple one...

I have more fun telemarking
May 26 2012 7:49PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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the few telemark edits i've seen have surprised me.
May 27 2012 12:45AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Why do people make stupid threads?
May 27 2012 1:00AM
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DR.SHRED
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[IMG]buddyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/FatChickPuking.jpg[/IMG]
May 27 2012 3:22AM
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GrabsForFun
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This is the real question here
May 27 2012 4:37AM
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CrotchKiller
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your icon is sweet
May 27 2012 11:33AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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yours looks like a smurf with goggles.
May 27 2012 12:10PM
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Splice.
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Yours looks like a... dog that has a taco for a body.
May 27 2012 12:12PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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no fucking shit
May 27 2012 12:23PM
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CrotchKiller
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lolz indeed it does. it was my friends facebook profile thumbnail on google search and it was the perfect size haha
May 27 2012 12:51PM
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FreedMind
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Ill tell you why. because When you free your Heel, You free your goddamn mind!
Honestly, I have skied, snowboarded, used a teleboard and Telemark skiied, Telemark adds one more aspect to integrate into the flow of skiing.
Its like having a stick shift car instead of an automatic, it may be more work but I love the shit out of it.
Jun 25 2012 5:54PM
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howlongcanausern
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what does a telemarker say when he runs out of weed?


man, these bindings suuuuck
Jun 25 2012 7:29PM
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coldcuts69
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I think it look pretty fucking smooth if done right.
Jun 25 2012 9:07PM
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Juicy-J
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spencer's switch cork 5/7s. mmmmmmm
Jun 25 2012 10:20PM
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corona
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because you touch yourself at night
Jun 25 2012 10:45PM
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corona
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because you touch yourself at night
Jun 25 2012 10:46PM
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corona
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because you touch yourself at night
Jun 25 2012 10:46PM
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corona
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because you touch yourself at night
Jun 25 2012 10:47PM
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corona
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because you don't touch yourself at night
Jun 25 2012 10:47PM
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snakerton
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its not a bad question. its usually because they they telemark ski and then started skiing park.
Jun 25 2012 11:01PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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because some people like different things.

stupid thread
Jun 25 2012 11:06PM
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Parks.
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Your not aloud to??? Duh
Jun 25 2012 11:10PM
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ForeverYung
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BECAUSE GOOSE LOVE CHARCOL AND PINE TREES ARE HEAVY. THERES YOUR DAMN ANSWER
Jun 25 2012 11:10PM
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salomonskiier12
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free your heel, ski for real
Jun 25 2012 11:14PM
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srwinnsuco
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Jun 26 2012 12:17AM
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jjdsteeze
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that was sick^
Jun 26 2012 8:24AM
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FreedMind
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Its because of the trick that is done at 5:30 In this movie. A strong example of how this man has freed his mind.
Sep 2 2012 12:22AM
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K-Dot.
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I used to tele so no hate but doesn't it seem like being a park tele skier is the ultimate sign of a hipster?
Sep 2 2012 12:39AM
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NinetyFour
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That was beyond sick.


So sick that I may or may not have contracted AIDS.....
Sep 2 2012 12:40AM
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KneeDrop
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What about tall t's or gypsy style or first drop or full tilts?

I don't think any of the ~20 of us consider ourselves 'hip'.


and hey, those vids are both me. /claim
Sep 3 2012 11:07PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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damn we need see more tele edits they are steely as fuck
Sep 3 2012 11:12PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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Nah dude, Its just the ultimate sign of being a badass.
Sep 3 2012 11:15PM
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