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I know, I know, I'm a badass

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whoa-dere
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Today at lunch in my school, we were walking outside to the school carnival they have once a year. Just before we got outside, I saw in the door of a near classroom a set of keys. So being the badass I am, I sort of just stayed behind while my friends walked outside, and went in the room to see if there's anyone in there. There wasn't. So I came back out of the room, and checked for any teachers that might be headed this way. All clear. In one swift and fluid motion, I stepped into the room and grabbed the keys, stuffed them in my pocket, and slipped outside to the carnival because an entrance of the school is right next to that classroom. Now I have the keys to who knows what at the school, because there are al least 10 keys on the loop. So badass
May 24 2012 7:15PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
thug life
May 24 2012 7:16PM
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turducken
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You now have aids
May 24 2012 7:17PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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thats just annoying, you dont know who's keys they were and thus dont know what you can open. And this mans is probably locked out of his house now.
May 24 2012 7:18PM
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JORMUNGAND
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some staff member is very confused as to where their keys went
May 24 2012 7:18PM
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.Apex.
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Now you can steal pencils and chalk
May 24 2012 7:19PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
In High School, one of my friends managed to snag a master key for the lockers.

Needless to say, shenanigans ensued.
May 24 2012 7:19PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
No house keys, they don't keep them together.
May 24 2012 7:21PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
I got a similar threat 2 days ago, nothing happened. And I doubt you know what school I go to!
May 24 2012 7:23PM
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Pussy_Sauce
Posts: 381 - Karma: 23
whats funny is he could if he knew how.





I still have the elevator key. Blew minds getting to chemistry.
May 24 2012 7:24PM
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Peter.
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May 24 2012 7:29PM
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sammiedee
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My friends and I (through an espionage mission with gadgets and lazer dodging and shit) got our hands on and made copies of a master key to the whole school in our senior year. Thing was a blast to have. I walked around for the rest of the year with a 5/8ths chub from just having the ability to open all the doors I had only wondered what was behind before. Roof access was prime too.

Anyways I got really stupid one day and opened the class room that belonged to the biggest prick of a teacher which was locked in the morning. He was in there. We all had to give our keys back because it was a major threat to everyone having master keys floating around which makes a lot of sense when you think about it

Morals of the story:
1. Don't be a dumbass with them.
2. Don't tell a bunch of people about it (too late).
3. Understand that there could be major consequences for getting caught with these cause things have keys for a reason.
May 24 2012 7:42PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
tracing ups with those dumb internet websites only traces the general location of the isp which covers approximately half a state. So unless of course you have a legal reason to contact the isp and get the info, you will not find out where this kid lives or the town he lives in in all likelihood. Sooo...

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May 24 2012 7:43PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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In all likelihood....

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May 24 2012 7:58PM
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baaangthat
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im not sure i would mess with someone who had that many pro friends
May 24 2012 8:01PM
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sleazy
Posts: 374 - Karma: 281
are you really going to go chill at your school on a saturday? i feel there are better things to do.

and i don't know know if your school does this but at mine If someone at our school steals keys the teacher that got them stolen has to pay 150 dollars a key so that the school can change there locks that night.
May 24 2012 8:17PM
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POW-WOW
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Haha was it the threat from me about your teacher? Because I would never do that, Iwas kidding.
May 24 2012 8:25PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
shut up. you would have done the same. you are just jealous that someone had more fun than you. no need to rain on his parade. we are kids and this is what we supposed to do : create issues for other, do drugs, and have unprotected sex.
May 24 2012 8:50PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
Your a dick. Every post of yours that I see, makes me want Josh Powell to come back from the dead and ram a 44" megadildo up your dickhole.
May 24 2012 8:54PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Exactly what i was thinking.
May 24 2012 8:55PM
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penguiin
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way to be the biggest dick on NS...
May 24 2012 8:59PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Newschoolers is a force for evil, not good.
May 24 2012 8:59PM
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corona
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in high school I MADE a master key for the lockers. in grade 12 they put locks on all the empty lockers. I picked 2 of them (they actually had spooled pins, so not easy picks) and cut one open with a hack saw and recreated a key from scratch having the barrel and pins at my convenience and tested it on the other lock and kept adjusting until it worked.

I was proud of myself.
May 24 2012 9:01PM
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Olimar
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sounds like way to much work for something that you can only do so much with... but any way, thats sweet and i applaud you.
May 24 2012 9:11PM
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whoa-dere
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haha yeah. and to iflip, i know there are multiple people with my last name at my school, what are you going to say to my principal? a kid with the last name ___ stole some school keys?
May 24 2012 9:15PM
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HorsecockTony
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If he is a big enough chunk of dickspit to actually tell on you, I think you should pull a Nixon. Deny, deny, deny...
May 24 2012 9:23PM
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ShredMasterPlus
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 807
Wtf, how the hell you do that haha. Tried looking up my own Ip and its nowhere near to were I live let alone telling you my last name or anything
May 24 2012 9:26PM
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ShredMasterPlus
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May 24 2012 9:27PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Hahahahaha high school. So badass. I remember lunchtime.
May 24 2012 9:31PM
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CatDaddy
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Someone has a little too much time on their hands
May 24 2012 9:35PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
nope. something like this happened two days ago, and i changed my username and profile pic and got rid of anything they can use to identify me.
May 24 2012 9:36PM
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NotGhood
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well shit, i guess you showed them.
May 24 2012 9:39PM
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whoa-dere
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god you make me want to drop them in the lost and found :(
May 24 2012 9:40PM
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miroz
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You're making this thread very interesting.
May 24 2012 9:44PM
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whoa-dere
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every time i try do post something fun..
May 24 2012 9:46PM
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iFlip
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Awesome! That's the right thing to do. Glad to hear that you're making the right decision. Maybe next time do it without any outside help? Proud of you ;)

May 24 2012 9:51PM
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JzD.
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It's a trap!
May 24 2012 9:52PM
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whoa-dere
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a step ahead of you! i took that beacon off
May 24 2012 10:00PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
waaayyy too late, bud.
May 24 2012 10:04PM
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Swaggermager
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Well shit. theres how the internet can backfire on you
May 24 2012 10:10PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Quit being a dick iFlip. What are you a tattle tale or something? Why would you do that? Seriously, Why?
May 24 2012 10:11PM
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Lansfield
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May 24 2012 10:14PM
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whoa-dere
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do i have to get this thread deleted again just like the last one? nsg will not be nsg if you all snitch.
May 24 2012 10:17PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Dude he's just serving the kid because he can. It happens all the time on NSG and it's funny.

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May 24 2012 10:18PM
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oil.
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May 24 2012 10:18PM
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Bread_Fish
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There's a difference between being a dick on the internet, and getting some kid who you don't even know in real trouble.
May 24 2012 10:22PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
True enough, but he didn't do that shit, and he said so. Whoever uses that info to contact the school would be "that guy." Flip was just serving the kid and proving that he didn't get away with much at all.
May 24 2012 10:28PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
horsecocktony might have emailed my school... well i guess i will find out tomorrow
May 24 2012 10:30PM
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Poems
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And for shits and giggles
My favorite pornstar.
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May 24 2012 10:33PM
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Willgum
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^Why? this thread is interesting
May 24 2012 10:35PM
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PhaedeD
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cameras in high schools.
May 24 2012 10:43PM
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