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The Rise and Fall of Spice Productions

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binturong-qwerty
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I think that we all knew where we were when the greatest production company since WME was engendered, having graced Newschoolers with the honor of being its birthplace. From its first steps as a professional company, following the legendary footsteps of the marketing geniuses, First Drop Outerwear, allowing its fans to make its decisions for them, to attempting to connect to its loving fan base by spending every last penny of their parents' week's pay to go to not one, not two, but THREE sessions of Windells Camp, to defending the innocent, going as far as to threaten to murder a certain member for verbally terrorizing a five year old action sports enthusiast. After overcoming an insane amount of adversity (i.e. "My parents say 'You're not going to Windells Academy.'"), quitting Newschoolers, then "Brett Favre-ing", the founders of Spice productions have decided to quit the film industry to realize their true dream: They will be moving to a small village in southern India, selling curries and other spices to the brands we all know and love, namely McCormick Spices and Seasonings. I felt as though the community of Newschoolers should learn of this, as the guys from Spice Productions are such an integral part of our everyday lives. Rest in Peace Spice Productions, we hardly knew ye.
May 20 2012 9:29PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
*Splice
May 20 2012 9:30PM
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derekstreesv2
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lol same here
May 20 2012 9:31PM
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Anathema
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the worms are the spice
May 20 2012 9:31PM
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SamMcChesney
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President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
May 20 2012 9:33PM
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Algebra
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The dildos are tue I
May 20 2012 9:33PM
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Lolocaust.
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Splice Productions and Loose Cannon Playaz for life.

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WHEEEEEE!
May 20 2012 9:33PM
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Ribss.
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Hes making fun of splice, fyi.
May 20 2012 9:33PM
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SamMcChesney
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holy 3 posts separated by 4 seconds!
May 20 2012 9:35PM
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KillaSteeze
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misleading title is misleading.
May 20 2012 9:35PM
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Ribss.
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I think your kind of a pussy...
May 21 2012 10:09PM
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Ribss.
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Well, atleast God is willing to acknowledge my rights.
May 21 2012 10:13PM
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Puzzled
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inb4 SpliceProductions
May 21 2012 10:18PM
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Parks.
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May 21 2012 10:22PM
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NotGhood
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I had a ghood laugh reading this
May 21 2012 10:33PM
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ScooterLapooter
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You must have a lot of time on your hands to type something up like this...But thank you for doing so, it was a good read and made me laugh...
May 21 2012 10:49PM
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TheClap.
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summer ns ftw
May 21 2012 10:49PM
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*TURBONERD*
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oh fuck dune
May 21 2012 10:54PM
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tcgoldman
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May 21 2012 10:54PM
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Session
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I didn't see the "e" and thought this was about Puerto Rican's.
May 21 2012 11:13PM
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Session
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BTW....No offense to any Puerto Rican's. Puerto Rican chicks are rad in the sack..and just the right amount of crazy.
May 21 2012 11:15PM
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NinetyFour
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LOL. Yeah I had a ghood laugh aswell.
May 21 2012 11:16PM
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aj_everly
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LET
JUSTIN
GO
TO
WINDELLS
May 21 2012 11:44PM
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Ribss.
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El Oh El
May 29 2012 12:52AM
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*spike*
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.. hahaha
May 29 2012 1:06AM
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