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The funniest thing you've done on a standardized test?

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Poems
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Today I took my EOC (end of course) exam for biology. There was a big ass page that said "do not write on this page" So I wrote "YOLO" on it. /claim?
May 15 2012 10:50AM
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CheddarJack
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Damn I wasn't the only one :(
May 15 2012 10:52AM
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bangarangmules
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You realize that the test reader or scorer probably won't be able to score your exam now. And no teacher is going to want to grade an exam from some little douchebag who purposely wrote "yolo" where it says not to write anything. Have fun failing.
May 15 2012 10:52AM
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Poems
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It dosnt count for our final grade and there is a machine that grades them. It's more to gauge how well the teacher is doing their job. Fuck off asshole.
May 15 2012 10:56AM
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bangarangmules
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My point exactly. And okay, so it's obviously not important since it isn't your grade..just the teachers. And really cute post in my thread to "get me back." God I hope I don't have many students like you in the near future.
May 15 2012 11:01AM
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theBearJew
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I took a test that was to grade the writing of my HS. Another member on NS took the same test with me back in the day, needless to say we were not happy to be forced into taking a test. So we decided to attempt to troll it.

My prompt was something about Robert Frosts poem about the road less traveled. I was supposed to write a story about a time I took the road less traveled.. After reading this I looked across the room and my friend had looked up. Thinking we both have the same prompt we laughed and began writing..

This was my story: (I'm going to rewrite it how I remember writing it)

One day I was driving home, I always take the same road home but today there was tons of traffic. I hate traffic. I always drive by this dirt road that looks like another way to get home. I decided to take it to avoid traffic.

After driving down the dirt road for some time I heard my tire pop. I got out to start changing the tire, walked around the car when I noticed my shoe was untied. I bent down to tie it and all the sudden these vines came out form the trees and grabbed my car. Just like in Jumanji. I was pretty disorientated after that and when I understood what had just happened I forgot which way the highway was. I began to just start walking one way I hoped was right.

I was wrong, as I walked it got darker and darker. I began to notice the trees were moving toward me, slowly. They eventually surrounded me and started talking to me. Exactly like in Lord of the Rings. I was starting to get very scared when out of nowhere a giant lumberjack landed next to me. He started swinging his mighty ax taking down all of the trees one by one. After all the trees were down he jumped away and disappeared into the sky.

When I looked back down at the wreckage, there was my car sitting next to a dying tree with a perfectly inflated tire. In the tree's last words he uttered, "We were just trying to help change your tire." And then he died.

I got in my car, drove off the dirt road, and went home. Lets just say I wont be taking any dirt roads anytime soon.

The end.

My friend got a completely different prompt. I dont remember which one, but he managed to write every sentence as a lyric from an Eminem song.
May 15 2012 11:27AM
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armadaski44
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threads for later
May 15 2012 12:15PM
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theabortionator
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I hope you fail now and have to retake the 5th grade
May 15 2012 12:16PM
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theabortionator
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There was this puerto rican kid I was supposed to cheat off of to pass my spanish regents. They moved us a part though and I was like shit, I'm fucked.


I just guessed on pretty much the whole thing and came out with an 89, a better score than he got. Winning!
May 15 2012 12:18PM
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TheClap.
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Walked out of my SAT's half way bc I was already in school and didnt need to take them. Still got an 900/1600
May 15 2012 12:27PM
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CrotchKiller
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May 15 2012 12:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Exhibit A.

On some standardized test that actually affected my grade 0%, a question asked to describe the relationship between A and B. So I wrote a paragraph about how a was desperate fro cash to support B's lifestyle all the while B was cheating on A with C. Really touching stuff.

Exhibit B:

On my science final I think senior year I wrote a whole essay so that every letter in the left margin spelled out "Science Sucks". Got a B on the midterm and the teacher never noticed. Did the same with an english but it read "shout out to newschoolers". I have the pics and will post later.
May 15 2012 12:51PM
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theabortionator
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In a history class I was getting kicked out of I just stopped caring. The final question on one test was something about what president jacksons cabinet was called. It was supposed to be the kitchen cabinet. Wrote" The jackson 5"

HE used to read one test allowed as he went through and graded them. Luckily he picked mine, wasn't amused and booted me. Got kicked out of that class everyday. He would send me to guidance to switch classes and I'd just show back up the next day.

He was a douche anyway. Also eventually got thrown out for good, then got a 99 on the us history regents even though he grabbed the test of my desk while I was in the middle of my conclusion. Winning


/cool story bro
May 15 2012 12:57PM
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volvotom
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My friend drew a picture for the APUS DBQ
May 15 2012 1:04PM
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Rosstafarian
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For the California High School Exit Exam (which is almost impossible to fail if you know how to read) we were supposed to write an essay "Urging our fellow students to vote in an upcoming school election".  I wrote about how not voting in the class election would be spitting in the face of democracy and letting the terrorists win.
May 15 2012 1:11PM
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tBatt
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No "picture is worth 1000 words" story? I'm ashamed


Last question of my Calc exam :

Find the interval of convergence, and the endpoints if applicable.
(Series here)

My answer: 42

And she didn't give me credit!? WTF? C- in the class.
May 15 2012 1:34PM
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accualyisdolan
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true story, i filled out mexican on my psat, thinking it was just for statistics, until i got 100 scholarship letters a month from colleges, and my school gave me an some award b4 they realized i wasnt mexican but i didnt get in trouble... it was awesome
May 15 2012 1:53PM
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theabortionator
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same class.


There was a video of that back in the day but who knows. early 07 prolly ski patrol blew it up. Maybe ill tell it. I guess thats a cooler story than my other cool story
May 15 2012 1:57PM
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stizzle
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We had a test in college and one of the questions had CNC code written out and we had to draw what it was trying to make. I was getting up to turn mine in and walked past my friend...  he had a very good sketch of an elephant standing on a beach ball which the professor gave him a 5/10 on with a comment saying "Where's the clown and trainer?"

Same test, one of our roomates had a friend in from out of town. We get up to leave and head to campus and find him shitfaced at 10 in the morning downstairs. We ask him if he wants to come take a test and he does but he had to fill his water bottle with Jager first. While he was taking the test he made it obvious he was trying to cheat and the professor was watching him the whole time... also prolly trying to figure out who it was. Periodically through the test he'd take a drink and give a very loud ahhhhhhhhh. Nothing happened during the test but the day we got them handed back we got a nice lecture about not admitting people into the class who dont belong.

May 15 2012 2:27PM
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AT-AT
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When i have no clue what the answer is i usual response with a simple "YES"

ex) Define what a unit hydro-graph is. To which my response is, "Of Course."
May 15 2012 3:04PM
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No_Dub
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forced to take the NYS english 11 regents two times last year, passed with a 90 the first time, proceded to write 4 pages of BIG lyrics for the essay on the second one.

the teacher wrote me a letter saying it was disrespectful
May 15 2012 3:08PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Draw a big ass picture of shark and proceed to write



"I cannot answer this question because there is a shark on my paper."




May 15 2012 3:09PM
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EmperorKuzco
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This is actually pretty lame and not really funny at all. For the First part of the sat where you write in cursive, I did not write in cursive.
May 15 2012 3:11PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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I think we all know a person that could have done this


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May 15 2012 3:16PM
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CrotchKiller
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every guy that takes a standardized test?
May 15 2012 3:23PM
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.AR6rider.
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I suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to knock you the fuck out with a 44" megadildo.
May 15 2012 3:52PM
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Piste.Off
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On a bio test I had a question that said "explain agnostic behavior." I totally spaces so i wrote "a person acting like you can't prove there is a god while also acting like you can't prove there isn't a god." I got full credit.
May 15 2012 4:08PM
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JzD.
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I shit my pants on purpose when the test was half done. I didn't study and wasn't Doing good. The teachers had to evac the room because it smelled, and on the way out two kids starting talking about the answers so everyone could hear. Our tests were ruled invalid and didn't have to take it again

/claim
May 15 2012 9:19PM
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Randy_Quench
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We had an assembly back in middle school (I think 8th grade) where our principal told us not to mess around and "draw whales or christmas trees ect.." I was like YOLO and drew a Whale in a santa hat wishing merry christmas on the question with the most reading.

Fuck the man
May 15 2012 9:21PM
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MACAQUE
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Last year the prompt for a state writing test was "Write about an experience you had with money and describe how it changed you". I wrote about how I was a drug lord and ran coke up from Columbia. Got full points.
May 15 2012 9:33PM
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FerrisBueller
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On my IB Physics HL paper 2 exam, it asked me what 2 negative affects of wind power can have on the earth, and i said for the second one, "bird species extinction."
May 15 2012 9:37PM
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heavy_lettuce
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sounds like it was completely worth it.
May 15 2012 9:38PM
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Spinoza
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You're now in a story of a young man with exceptional creativity who acts out on his test and instead of being reprimanded, is noticed by a retired professor who wants to take you on as his apprentice. What the hell am I taking about. Nice handmade icon
May 15 2012 9:42PM
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Spoomaster
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Putting all C's on a standardize test WILL put you counseling for 2 years.
May 15 2012 9:45PM
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Pigeon.
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Drew a very big giraffe and wrote in big capital letters YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME A GOOD GRADE BECAUSE I DREW THIS GIRAFFE.
May 15 2012 9:48PM
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c_roll
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i lit a cig halfway through my AP us exam. then i blew smoke in the proctors face, threw he cig in the garbage, which caught it on fire and burnt the whole school down killing everyone in the building including  me. now im on some next level shit.

/claim
May 15 2012 9:48PM
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JzD.
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Completely.
May 15 2012 9:51PM
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dispatchQ_main
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AHAHAHAHA I GOT TO SEE VIC MIGNOGNA SING DRAGON SOUL ON THE WEEKEND!

Anything dbz related is fucking awesome.
May 15 2012 10:01PM
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j.saaaarela
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Well I thought I was being original...

In the AP English Lang Test last year, I had horrible timing for the essays. The proctor called a 5 minute warning, and I had one sentence written of the third essay. So at that point I stopped, and drew a giraffe (his name was santiago) eating the only sentence (I tried to make it look like the giraffe had eaten the page and only the first sentence remained). I wrote underneath, "Should have gotten here earlier, Mr./Mrs. Grader, giraffes are known for their affinity for amazing, 9-worthy essays..."

In retrospect I probably should have written a thesis statement instead. Still got a 3 though.
May 15 2012 10:09PM
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HorsecockTony
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haha, these are all awesome..I would try some out, except all of the end of level tests are on the computer now...
May 15 2012 10:12PM
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TooTanked
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made a snake on a practice SAT...i'm badass btw
May 15 2012 10:38PM
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e.wait
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I took a state-wide standardized test for science a few weeks ago. One of the questions asked you to propose a new renewable energy source. My proposal? Zombies on treadmills.
May 15 2012 10:43PM
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e.wait
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I took a state-wide standardized test for science a few weeks ago. One of the questions asked you to propose a new renewable energy source. My proposal? Zombies on treadmills.
May 15 2012 10:43PM
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skitheast
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we had a field test today so it doesn't mean anything and someone wrote this
May 15 2012 10:48PM
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skitheast
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shit forgot the picture

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May 15 2012 10:54PM
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DrZoidberg
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I'm still waiting to do this on some chem test, if I can't think of the appropriate reagents to do something I'm just gonna write black magic as the reagent. Or alchemy or something.

And on an english paper I had to do, we hand in the rough draft with the final. My conclusion on the rough draft is "In conclusion, yolo" as its own paragraph. I hope the teacher reads the rough draft.

May 15 2012 11:14PM
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lucasicool
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During an English benchmark we were to write a page on what a good career for ourselves in the future may be. I then wrote probably my best work, 6 pages on how i wished to be a communist dictator in a small island nation
May 15 2012 11:16PM
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ECB
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Shit on a test in high school

Got the teacher sick

Felt remorseful at funeral

YOLO
May 15 2012 11:17PM
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Relish_man
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In a philosophy final, a bonus question was: Erich Fromm compares non-productive behavior with productive behavior as he would compare ________ with _________

naturally, I answered: a sketchy 180 with a stomped switch dub 10

The only thing I got for that answer was a big red question mark, stupid oldschooler teacher.
May 15 2012 11:17PM
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AWALLRUS.
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yeah that sounds pretty funny if you're a 14 year old girl.
May 16 2012 6:23PM
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sammiedee
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I have been known to fuck around on tests when I run out of time or have no idea whats up.
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the best is when you get marks for it haha:
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May 16 2012 6:28PM
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