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the kid who thought he was cool

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october
Posts: 324 - Karma: 34
this kid is one egocentric bastard. he is a dedicated weekend warrior who pulls up to the parking lot boosting his hip hop as he looks around to see if anyone is looking at how cool he is. he thinks he is hot shit with his armada skis and oakley pants. On the way up to the mountain in the bus, all you hear from this kid is how sick he is and how he is going to get sponsored someday. he talks about pros,competions this season, and how he thinks all the jumps at the mountain are too small for his skill level.
You get off the bus and this kid grabs his skis, one in each hand, and drags them across the sidewalk, as he walks to the lift lines. He gets to the lift line and thinks everyone thinks he is good, so he smiles.
when he gets off the lift he does a few 180s and skis switch( no carving) and then reverts when things get a little scary for him. he pulls up to the park and looks around. his first runs appear to be humble, a few straight airs. then on his third run he rolls up and starts his ego centric bullshit again, talking just loud enough to get everyones attention. once he thinks everyone is watching he drops in with mad pre-bang and gorrilla steeze. for a second you think this kid is legit. he boosts off the kicker and throws the ugliest looking nine hundred you have ever seen. hands all over the place and legs squirmming.
a few texans and gradma lindas, holler in exicitement 'ohh my, that was most incredible' 'Damn Dave, that kid is crazzyyyy!!!!'

the true skiers nodd their heads in disgust

the kid lands with some seroius afterbang and continues to shred like this the rest of the day, thinking he is cool.
What he doesnt realize is he, and kids just like him are ruining skiing. they think they are legit throwing big ugly spins and misties, but cant even do a stilie 3 or five. it doesnt matter how many tricks you can do, work on style and flow not how many times you can spin around.... the end



Oct 6 2004 10:22PM
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october
Posts: 324 - Karma: 34
ohh yeah i dont like atlanta ski. he just pisses me off.
Oct 6 2004 10:23PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
and typing that whole shpiel made everything better? sounds like you're just as bad as the kid you're making fun of. obviously you've paid enough attention to this ''kid'' that you can chronicle his entire daily events, so how are you any better of a person that he is?



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Oct 6 2004 10:27PM
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TheStamos
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haha nice





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Oct 6 2004 10:34PM
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fuck you nigga! i like atlantaski
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Oct 6 2004 10:35PM
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strode
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i mean i can understand being a little annoyed at someone who talks mad shit but really sucks, but you're bagging on people who ride twin tips and listen to loud music in the parking lot. most people on this site ride twin tips and bump their music in the parking lot. it's not because they want you to think they're cool, it's because they enjoy it more than rocking single tips and listening to emo at a low volume level. the question is why, instead of ignoring this guy and having fun with your crew on the mountain, you've chosen to let him piss you off so bad.



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Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Oct 6 2004 10:35PM
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chugLIFE
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cool story, hansel

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Oct 6 2004 10:36PM
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mnjib
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^hahaha.
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Oct 6 2004 10:43PM
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PowderCanuck
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Fuck man, I respect all skiers, whatever their level. If he is having fun at the hill, power to him. Don't get pissed off. This whole story I thought you were talking about a rich kid who bought all this crap to look cool, but couldn't ski worth shit. Turns out he can pull off a nine. Just because he isn't a master of the nine yet and has no style, whatever. He's going out there and trying shit and hitting as big as he can go. That's enough to get props from me.


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Oct 6 2004 10:44PM
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Gdawg3
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Hey, I can barely throw 360s and 540s and they're definitely not stylie, does that mean I don't love skiing? Does that mean I'm just here to look cool? You obviously know that love is skiing is proportional to ability in the park, so please explain to me why I get up at 5:00 in the morning every weekend to go ski my favorite mogul and big mountain lines. I have class throughout the week and a job, I can't afford to go skiing more than twice a week.


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Oct 6 2004 10:51PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
ok hes confident... whats ur point? You're jealous that he's more confident with what he does than you?
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Oct 6 2004 10:55PM
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telestar6
Posts: 2102 - Karma: 44
Yeah I always role up with my music all load but that's cause I don't want to listen the sit the douche next to me is playing. And I'm a weekend warrior so what. I go to college and live 3 hours away from my local hill I can't ski all the time. But that doesn't make me any less of a skier.

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Oct 6 2004 10:57PM
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dood that wa sne that day im dopr just @ tim dood im serious gonna win the fuck x-games ppl be like tanner who???????
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Oct 6 2004 11:00PM
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strode
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yeah dude i rock the fuck out of music in the parking lot.....you're from colorado, you've probably heard me. bumping the system gets me pumped as fuck before i ride, and my earphones sure don't have any fuckin bass like my car does.

and if throwing a hucked nine makes this kid's day more fun than throwing a stylie five then who the fuck cares?

i think you're just having a bad day



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Oct 6 2004 11:04PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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all my tricks are hucked and ugly but I'm sure I enjoy skiing as much if not more than the next guy


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Oct 6 2004 11:07PM
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fdsa
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Biatch. Less talk more ski.




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Oct 6 2004 11:15PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
the whole 900 thing ruined what you had going for you there.


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Oct 6 2004 11:23PM
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SKlAN
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Its like the story about the dog who lost its way
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Oct 6 2004 11:28PM
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albatross.
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yeah, that story hurt my feelings.
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Oct 6 2004 11:38PM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
oh shit october you just made fun of some kid expecting people to be like, yeah i hate those faggots, well if it wasnt for those people trying that shit our sport would progress. you do have the right to rag on someone but make sure its legit. not something stupid like i hate that because his nines look like poop.. come on man.. hes throughin 9's dont matter.. and yes i think the only reason why ur raggin on him is because u want to be that good. sooooo yea my work is done
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Oct 6 2004 11:49PM
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@k
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thats my icon






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Oct 6 2004 11:50PM
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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

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Oct 6 2004 11:53PM
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TJ.Brk
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
It will be snowing soon folks. Then balance will be brought back to the world.

And remember one simple thing. What some people view as an embarrasment, ends up being is another mans nirvana.

Besides the world needs comedic entertainment ;)

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Oct 7 2004 12:04AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
its not not just him that is ruining skiing. its everyone including yourself (no affence) that think skiing is sitting in the park all day long. He may be throwing ugly 9's in the park all day but your right behind him sitting on your ass in the park too, go out and accually ski
Oct 7 2004 12:08AM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
Listening to emo is the best! Gets you all ready to DIE and go for some BIG CLIFFS (yay tahoe)!! And twin tips are the BEST THING SINCE TWIN TIPS. Cause you can use them as swords and pretend you are a SNOW NINJA
Oct 7 2004 12:19AM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
Oh wait no i like single tips, GIVE ME TIPS
Oct 7 2004 12:19AM
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eljefe
Posts: 914 - Karma: 465
The only reason anyone bitches about stylie 3's and 5's is cause they don't do 9's. Ive pretty much realized that anyone good talks the least shit on anyone...making you...not so good? Are you jealous of 9's? If hes having fun then sweet. right? don't we ski for fun? or are you too core for that? Get over it...
Oct 7 2004 1:07AM
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Mahre
Posts: 2507 - Karma: 490
dont try and get 'good' style. its much better to have your own style...express yourself biatch. ride without poles to easily develop your style. or dont

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
Oct 7 2004 2:05AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
tips rule



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Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Oct 7 2004 2:13AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
ill show you progression...
no-tips.
try it bitch.

oh, and i like emo and dressing like im good and not even being able to do 5's. i have fun. i think im cooler than i am. i listen to hardcore and hip hop and electronica and indie stuff too, even punk... but what i hate is someone who hates on everyone else. funny cuz i wonder how many people on this site can do STYLIE NINES. there are pros who have ugly nines. its all opinion. and by the way, the guys who piss me off are the skiiers who know they suck and embrace it and dress the part...
and they rent.
single tips.
and wear camo.
and hold their moms hand when they are getting off of the lift.
and are like 16.
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Oct 7 2004 2:56AM
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Oct 7 2004 4:03AM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
i think rory silva is style and he wazes his arms all around, maybee that was the steeze he was going for.
Oct 7 2004 4:27AM
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dawilltoski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 10
yea you might of had something going til the mention of the unstylie 9



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Oct 7 2004 7:23AM
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freestyler540
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Skiing is not really about showing off your hot flips and sick tricks(ha! that rimes)((maybe in competitions)).

Skiing is about making friends and having a good time. It fun to push some tricks to get girls(I say doing it with style).

People that think that they dominate makes me sick.I know someone who does that(I can't tell his name).He brag about how he is going to do 7s and 9s this year(its ironic,he can't spin a 3).

People that belive they are best have no friends,they are just fulling themself.


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Oct 7 2004 8:18AM
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smirnoff*ice
Posts: 172 - Karma: 10
october wrote that well



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Oct 7 2004 9:07AM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
october - you may not like that guy, but i bet he gets a lot more ass than you. Women love confidence and hate whining and bitching.


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Oct 7 2004 9:19AM
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davidh
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meh, we prolly all do the same thing every once in a while.
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Oct 7 2004 10:48AM
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dawilltoski
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arrogance is the only thing that bothers me



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Oct 7 2004 11:07AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
I know what he is trying to say, like there kids who are decked out in new skis, new eveything and then im there with my 75$ JC Penny coat, riped ski pants 3 year old boots and bowling ball helmet.
Oct 7 2004 11:21AM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
i think every hill has kid or two like that.i think mainly what he is say is if your good dont brag and if your not to say you are, just ski and have fun.
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Oct 7 2004 12:57PM
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dude that was touching

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Oct 7 2004 1:03PM
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teamdummy
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sounds like me, except i ski k2. relax dude
Oct 7 2004 1:14PM
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aggro_sk8
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ok, so the cocky attitude could be considered annoying.but seriously, just cause he talks about skiing while skiing (how dare he!), likes baggy clothes (dont we all?) likes rap (still a lot us us do, and not just to be cool)drives with the speakers up (again, we all do), and knows a quality ski, why should we hate him?
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Oct 7 2004 1:25PM
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quebecfreestyler
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i wish i could be just as cool as that kid
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Oct 7 2004 1:40PM
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jtbromski
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'that kid' is just about everybody on newschoolers except for the pros who log on here and there
Oct 7 2004 1:57PM
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themax112389
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whats wrong with him owning armadas?? maybe he paid for them himself
Oct 7 2004 2:00PM
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ScratchCobra66
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People make fun of the people who talk big and cant throw big, and then they make fun of the people who tell the truth, and cant throw anything.





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Oct 7 2004 2:29PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^your icon is thrusting to the beat of my music



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Oct 7 2004 2:34PM
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KillerMonkey
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if he can throw a nine i'm gonna give him some respect
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Oct 7 2004 4:04PM
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cravenmoorehed
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i like rap music and bump it in the parking lot, i bump it every where so fuck off seriously who cares, i dont bust on kids who think there all punk rock and shit, if someone bothers you, the way they act, ignore it...
Oct 7 2004 4:11PM
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friedcheese
Posts: 1245 - Karma: 23
i hate it when people say this kid and that kid ruin skiing. Park rats ruin skiing, mogul skiers ruin skiing and so forth. These people are the ones who should get ragged on if I see a kid who thinks he's good has newest gear and brags I could care less. What I do care about though is kids who bitch about skiing being ruined cause it never will be.
Oct 7 2004 4:44PM
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