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Some dumbass kid tries to start a fight with me....thread
So me and some of my big black friends were at a party I walk in and one of my friends tells me that some tiny little white boy was accusing him of punching his girlfriend in the face. Naturally he thought this was pretty funny because my home boy Jamal is a pacifist buddhist and would never hurt any living thing. So, the dude finds him and they go outside to fight. They start fighting and this white boy tries to take a swing at Jamal but Jamal ducks and he misses, then the guy starts looking around drunkenly saying there's 3 black guys coming up on him. He must have been wasted and seeing doubles because there was just Jamal there. So....I am thinking you can jump in and help mediate the situation or stand here and just watch this white boy get embarrassed, but I decided I wouldn't be able to live with myself so I run in and try to stop home boy from swinging his fists like an idiot, and then he hit himself in the head and fell down instantly. he looked around to try to get his bearings and when he did, I was standing there above him. He was at least a foot shorter than I was, and I used to do ballet so I bet he was pretty intimidated. At that instant, someone from inside walks out and randomly hucks a beer bottle and it hits this kid right in the face, BAM! He goes down to one knee then falls back over and, this time hitting the back of his head. This was the money shot. He collapsed. He puked too, so his gut was probably hurting bad also. Cops show up right after because it was a giant party with security and literally he's on the ground still, and the cop looks at me and just says "break it up." What the fuck? Anyone else have a similar experience?
hahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahha you showed him.
Didn't read the OP, but can tell its making fun of the other thread...that I didn't read either.
and the LORD said "let there be paragraphs, and there where paragraphs, and he saw that it was good." genesis 1-8
oh fuck you do ballet? no wonder that kid got the shit beat out of him
And you mugged two other kids you sick fuck.
2nd thread on this? or first? theres another one.
Oh shit looks like one of my big black home boys also made a thread. We were both there.
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