do it, i will never see this girl again but it doesn't bother me
story time.
So it all starts off in Puerto Rico, I was there visiting my sister who was attending the university there and one of my friends Søren (Swedish and very very wealthy) was staying at one of the upscale hotels in San Juan. Anyways my sister had night classes on the weekend so i ended up meeting Søren and booking the Presidential Suite at The W for 5 days. (was roughly around $8,000) So for the first couple days we attracted a lot of attention because you are basically treated like kings and people aren't used to seeing a couple young adults blow so much cash. Anyways there was this girl who was talking to me for the first couple days we were there and i never thought anything of it. I got to know her a bit better and her name; Megan and we hung out at the pool and stuff like that, well one night me and Søren go out to a party at the Don Q brewing factory (Puerto Rican Vodka) and well we get fucking destroyed. Since we have a monster room with 6 bedrooms and our own pool we decide to invite roughly around 20 people from this party back to our place to continue the party and with me not speaking that much spanish i had no idea who i was inviting or if they were coming so there ended up being a lot more people there then we had anticipated. So our car pulls up to the hotel and about 6 of us stumble out with vodka bottles in our hands not knowing how to get back to our room. So we make it to the common area you could call it and i see this Megan girl sitting on one of the sofas at the bar. Drunkenly i think i called out to her to join us and anyways after some time talking we head back up the the room. So at this time i think its around 1:30 and 2:00 am and there seems to be a lot of people in my hotel room. So we all decided to take the party to our pool and we all jump in. Im pretty sure there were a bunch of naked people in there but between trying not to drown and hold this Megan girl i couldn't focus on everything that was going on. At this point Søren grabs our complimentary bottle of champagne pops the cork and starts to dump/spray into the pool. From this point on i don't really remember that much but the next thing i know me and Megan are out of the pool and looking for my room, it turns out most of the rooms were already occupied so we stumble over to the balcony... We took a seat beside each other and started to kiss, well i imagine one thing led to another and then the next thing i know is I'm wrapping my tool and we start to do it on the balcony. At this point the alcohol is flowing through me and i am ridiculously drunk. I don't know how long i lasted but we ended up passing out on the balcony naked. Well it turns out the balcony faces the common area and bunch of other rooms. (our room is basically the rooftop of the hotel so very visible through windows of other rooms and what not.) luckily it was super late and not many were in the area but the next morning i was woken up by a phone call from the front desk with complaints about a couple having sex on the balcony. So at this point i am like what the fuck happened??? As I walk through my hotel room i see people passed out everywhere and broken bottles and throw up all over the place and then i see Søren passed out of the floor with some girl in his arms i wake him and tell him I'm going to the beach to relax and try to get rid of my wicked hangover. I start to make my way out while kicking some of the randoms out of my room. Over the next couple days I blew off this girl i slept with because i was somewhat embarrassed and didn't really want to have to explain myself. Regardless the time comes when i have to come home and so i pack my bags and head to the airport. On my flight back home i have a lay-off in Chicago, and I never thought anything off it. Well i should have. I end up having one of those seats in the middle of the isle with seats on either side. I like to be early and board as soon as possible so I am one of the first on and i throw my bags in the overhead and take a seat and put my iPod in and sit back. As more people start to board I see this Megan girl coming down the isle... I'm think fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and then a sudden calmness comes over me and i reassure myself that there is no way she has a seat by me. Well as she makes her way father down the isle I kind of begin to sweat and duck my head behind the seat in front of me, well 30 seconds pass and the next thing i know she is looking down at me and then back up at the seat number. FUCK right? It turns out she lives in Chicago and she had the seat right beside me... She asks me where i have been for the last 3 days and I made up the lamest excuse i could think of and out came "I was playing chess" well that wasn't the answer she was looking for and for the next 8 hours confined to our seats we didn't say a word to each other. It was the worse 8 hours of my life but the previous days were well worth it!
