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If I were a mod..

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introvert
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May 11 2012 1:54PM
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Bateman
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thats what mods do.
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May 11 2012 1:55PM
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.RYAN66
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Bingo^^^^
May 11 2012 2:03PM
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TheClap.
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gato
May 11 2012 2:05PM
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Ski_Alot
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where did they get his picture?????
May 11 2012 2:06PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Handling it like a gentleman
May 11 2012 2:10PM
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Jodi
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I havent been in too much of a banning mood lately.....but i have been in some serious thread deletion mode. finger on the trigger in 3, 2...........
May 11 2012 2:17PM
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Malcolm
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I look ravishing in that photo
May 11 2012 2:18PM
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theabortionator
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DERP
May 11 2012 2:19PM
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Bateman
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But instead you're more like this
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May 11 2012 2:19PM
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introvert
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May 11 2012 2:23PM
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introvert
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Technique A: Warn, then Permaban

This is probably the most common way people are permabanned, with the user doing something stupid, then the admin warns the user via message, then permabans the user before they have a chance to respond.


Technique B: Instant Permaban

This is how Guest got permabanned. After mercilessly editing countless articles, the admin immediately permabans the user so incredibly fast that causes a rift in the space-time continuumthat the user is permabanned before he did anything wrong and the rift swallows the user in.


Technique C: Chuck Norris Permaban

If the permabanned users keeps hacking wikia and creating a new user and won't stop bothering us, the admin hires Chuck Norris to permaban the user and he clicks the 'BAN' button so incrdibly hard that he permabans Windows, the user's hard drive, and blows up the user's car.


Technique D: Perma-Permaban

When permabanning goes out of control, the admins permaban permabanning. But then the admins have to permaban themselves for permabanning the permabanned permaban. This causes a paradox that destroys the universe, Uncyclopedia, and Wikipedia will create an article about it that everyone will mock.


Technique E: Do nothing and let somebody else take care of it

This is the favorite of Uncyclopedia to ban its members. Just wait for someone else the permaban that guy so that admin doesn't have to.

May 11 2012 2:33PM
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Bateman
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Dude. thats internet-moderator exam answers. Permaban incoming.
May 11 2012 2:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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If I were a mod, I feel like I would create some sort of NS paradox. On one hand, there would be far fewer retard noobs/general idiots, but on the other hand, NSG would then become extremely boring, since there would be nobody to hate on/troll the shit out of.
May 11 2012 2:36PM
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EmperorKuzco
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so awesome.
May 11 2012 2:38PM
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I_Am_Mod
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May 11 2012 3:53PM
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Anathema
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if i were a mod i would have various thread game tournaments and in each head to head match the victor would receive something awesome and the loser would get banned. kind of like tron. and tournament champion would have a home page post dedicated to how awesome they are and receive a wicked awesome shwag pack.
May 11 2012 3:58PM
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.AR6rider.
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Someone make this man a mod!
May 11 2012 3:59PM
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REDFRO420
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Holy shit haha this is hilarious
May 11 2012 3:59PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Yessssss hahaha
May 11 2012 3:59PM
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Bill.Nye
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What if Mods were one of us? Just a n00b like one of us? Just a troll trolling all of us? Trying to do it for the lulz.....
May 11 2012 4:00PM
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Bateman
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you're awesome. +1
May 11 2012 4:02PM
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REDFRO420
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you just blew my mind, i have so many unanswered questions
May 11 2012 4:21PM
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I_Am_Mod
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maybe he's just trolling about the trolling ?
May 11 2012 4:22PM
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hot.pocket
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TROLLCEPTION
May 11 2012 4:25PM
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Bill.Nye
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May 11 2012 4:26PM
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soulskier
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oooh nooooooo
May 11 2012 7:09PM
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Jodi
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gotcha.
May 14 2012 9:58AM
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REDFRO420
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Priceless!
May 14 2012 10:06AM
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Huck_Norris
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Lol...  or you could be like frenchy and go cry your little eyes out about it on TGR, which is even funnier. 
May 14 2012 10:10AM
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act.resist
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May 14 2012 10:13AM
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Huck_Norris
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I can't wait to e-roundhouse somebody in the cyberthroat so hard their hard drive crashes and their car 'splodes.  

May 14 2012 10:14AM
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Jane6
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shit just got real
May 14 2012 10:15AM
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snwbrdmilf
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lmao - good shit right there
May 14 2012 10:18AM
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.RYAN66
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Link is needed.
May 14 2012 4:54PM
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soulskier
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^i'd give it a read, not that i find pleasure in people taking the internet seriously
May 14 2012 4:57PM
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Big_Spence
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haha while i was scrolling through this thread all i kept thinking was, "Frenchy, Frenchy, Frenchy, Frenchy"

those gifs are golden.
May 14 2012 5:00PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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I actually am a baby. I'm 1 year old and am crying like that as I type this out.
May 14 2012 5:09PM
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Peter.
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frenchy went to cry on TGR? that is awesome
May 14 2012 5:11PM
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ErMahGerd
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im unbanable. pussies
May 14 2012 5:11PM
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DGski
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do you feel power now?
May 14 2012 5:14PM
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Big_Spence
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if i remember correctly his first username was Frenchy with a slightly different spelling, but I don't recall him making a second account...
May 14 2012 5:15PM
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roddy116
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frenchy got banned, haha how?
May 14 2012 5:18PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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I saw it happen.
May 14 2012 5:20PM
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Big_Spence
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i'm so tempted to bump that thread...
May 14 2012 5:24PM
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Huck_Norris
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Nah, I doubt very seriously that mods there would bother with him over there.  He just got laughed at for admitting to being an NSer that got booted.  I seem to remember something about him complaining about giving NS $50 and how he wants Bishop to see him sullenly posting there and immediately long for the old days before he was banned.  There may have even been a :'( emoticon, I'm not positive.

He definitely dropped a "shit's falling off over there and people totally suck on NS now" sort of line though, which was funny. 

May 14 2012 5:24PM
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HorseCock
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tha mods are playa haterz
May 14 2012 5:30PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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I see you're some what of a new member...
May 14 2012 5:32PM
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HorseCock
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ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
May 14 2012 5:34PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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I'm not judging, only speculating.
May 14 2012 5:34PM
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hot.pocket
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May 14 2012 5:41PM
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