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This is probably the most common way people are permabanned, with the user doing something stupid, then the admin warns the user via message, then permabans the user before they have a chance to respond.
This is how Guest got permabanned. After mercilessly editing countless articles, the admin immediately permabans the user so incredibly fast that causes a rift in the space-time continuumthat the user is permabanned before he did anything wrong and the rift swallows the user in.
If the permabanned users keeps hacking wikia and creating a new user and won't stop bothering us, the admin hires Chuck Norris to permaban the user and he clicks the 'BAN' button so incrdibly hard that he permabans Windows, the user's hard drive, and blows up the user's car.
When permabanning goes out of control, the admins permaban permabanning. But then the admins have to permaban themselves for permabanning the permabanned permaban. This causes a paradox that destroys the universe, Uncyclopedia, and Wikipedia will create an article about it that everyone will mock.
This is the favorite of Uncyclopedia to ban its members. Just wait for someone else the permaban that guy so that admin doesn't have to.
I can't wait to e-roundhouse somebody in the cyberthroat so hard their hard drive crashes and their car 'splodes.
Nah, I doubt very seriously that mods there would bother with him over there. He just got laughed at for admitting to being an NSer that got booted. I seem to remember something about him complaining about giving NS $50 and how he wants Bishop to see him sullenly posting there and immediately long for the old days before he was banned. There may have even been a :'( emoticon, I'm not positive.
He definitely dropped a "shit's falling off over there and people totally suck on NS now" sort of line though, which was funny.