Haha this story is the most popular ever on Unofficialnetworks...
here's the news story. It's all in Czech. Go to 4:41 for the story.
http://tn.nova.cz/zpravy/archiv-tn/sledujte-zive-televizni-noviny-148.html
The best part is that I have no idea what they are saying, so let me transcribe what I THINK happened... might as well because some of you are in school right now and probably cant see this shit right away.
First, the Blonde Veronica Corningstone anchor lady introduces the story. She's got mad makeup on and shit, and is kinda hot. She says something to the extent of "ski vleg", "kilometro", and "complet" probably meaning "SOME BADASS DUDES COMPLETELY REMOVED A SKI LIFT FROM THE SKI SLOPE HOLY BALLSACKS IN MY MOUTH!"
She then leads the story to Ivan Berka, who's all like "yeah, so I'm at the ski area and we found all these mangled ass cables lying around and a bunch of junk everywhere, theres a bunch of holes in the ground where the towers used to be, too... and a few nuts/bolts and shit. Here's a 911 call from someone, and Czech Veronica, put my balls in your mouth, please". the 911 caller goes, "yo so these hardcore dudes are totes tearing out this chairlift, but one of them's a babe so I'm gonna go hit on him"
they then cut to some old babushka lady named "Obyvatelka" whos standing in front of a bunch of wood... probably saying "I haven't had good wood like this near me in years" Some dude then strokes a bolt that looks like a rusty chode, for some reason, and they then cut to some teenager who's face is blurred out and he says something. Dude probably said "yeah i can give you some wood, bitch" (but he really probably said "hahaaaa motherfuckers pulled out a chair lift, its fucking rad") The old lady then comes back and is like "oh shit fuck yeah, come over later, please."
They then show some rusty bolts and fences and old railroad tracks. Then cut to some photos of crane equipment and stuff. Then they cut to footage of some dudes mobbing around on dirtbikes, saying "fuck the man". Then it cuts to a graphic of some cranes moving some shit onto a flatbed traincar, and the fucker just peacing out.This leads me to assume that the hardcore dudes who pulled off this shit were so rad, that in the middle of their operation, they rolled out their dirtbikes and busted out some sweet wheelies for the babes, who definitely flashed their tits.
Then it shows some cops investigating some electrical towers, and cutting some pipes with a big ass saw. They find a bunch of those giant ceramic insulator bushings that hold the live wires to the power towers, all broken in half and all over the ground. I have no idea what this has to do with chairlifts, but whatever.
the story then cuts back to the black anchor, which is slightly amazing that they found a black guy who is also czech, much less who can speak the language and is a news anchor. It's rare to see black news anchors even in the USA - which I have to assume has a much larger population lol.
