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The what if thread

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jibcrew1
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this is a place where u can write your opinions on things of what is in skiing for example what if tanner hall never broke his ankles and knees what if it was simon dumont what if tom wallisch never got dropped or dropped amplid what if he never won super unknown and go also +K to ones that are enjoyable or lovable hate
May 10 2012 12:21PM
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*TURBONERD*
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What if it was all a dream?
May 11 2012 12:45AM
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*kF_pauLo-
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What if Tanner never smoked weed ?
May 11 2012 1:43AM
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GrabsForFun
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You don´t joke abouth that  man
May 11 2012 5:27AM
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jibcrew1
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what if u are acually special needs and this is all of what you see in ur head but to everyone else u look like a special needs kid but u just dont know itt?????
May 11 2012 7:52AM
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JWeinstock
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What if elgato wasn't a dick and didn't permaban frenchy
May 11 2012 3:48PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Does anyone actually care that that kid is gone?
May 11 2012 4:32PM
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.skiwi.
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Ive thought about this before...
May 11 2012 4:49PM
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whipple
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What if you weren't down to film
May 11 2012 11:47PM
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ForeverYung
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What if we all died.
May 12 2012 12:01AM
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SickJib_Brit
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HOLY FUCK! SO have I!

Like, "I wonder if I am actually mentally disabled, but since I don't know any different I don't notice it, but others do notice it?"


Now that I think of it I can't be.

ANYWAYS

What if twin tips weren't ever invented?
What if skiers were invertebrates?
WHAT IF THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS JIBERISH?
What if Jiberish went mainstream?
What if global warming allows it to never snow again? Then What?! THEN WHAT!? Im sure M-Snow would make a killing.. Summer urban edits all around!

May 12 2012 12:02AM
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roddy116
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what if baggy was the new saggy?
May 12 2012 12:09AM
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jibcrew1
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answers to questions are apriciated
May 12 2012 12:41AM
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skithedirt
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then we'd all have a merry christmas...


What if I never put on my robe and wizard hat?
May 12 2012 1:09AM
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NinetyFour
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Here is a mega legit what if, and it could have been a possibiility I believe but don't quote me on it. It would have changed today's ski world for sure. WHAT IF Mike Douglas patented the twin tip ski?
May 12 2012 1:19AM
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roddy116
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what if shaun white was cool?
May 12 2012 1:39AM
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jibcrew1
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wat if simon dumont was cool
May 12 2012 1:44AM
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steezyjibber
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that was tough to decipher but i actually know what you mean, and i've thought about that before
May 12 2012 2:18AM
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.skiwi.
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what if simon dumont was modest
May 12 2012 2:56AM
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servi.
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what if this guy really played for 10 hours?



May 12 2012 8:48AM
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radish
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beat me to it
May 12 2012 9:52AM
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jibcrew1
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what if  u looked up 10 hours of what is love and turned it off???
May 12 2012 10:49AM
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roddy116
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what if tom wallisch wore super tight pants and was a ginger?
May 12 2012 10:53AM
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jibcrew1
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i see what u did there
May 12 2012 11:01AM
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J_Christoph
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what if snow blades were the mountain majority...
May 12 2012 11:30AM
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Pizzajeans22
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What if alta allowed snowboarders
May 12 2012 1:58PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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what if the guy that said he was going to hit chads film himself hitting it or getting beat up by the locals
May 12 2012 2:07PM
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*kF_pauLo-
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What if snow was never melting, and smelling like poop ?
May 12 2012 2:31PM
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EmperorKuzco
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He did hit it...
May 12 2012 4:13PM
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Alex_G
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what if photographers/filmers at WCS shot Cam Snyder? obviously one of the best motha fuckin skiers there.


May 12 2012 4:18PM
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Alex_G
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fucking great photo http://flic.kr/p/bF2NYf
May 12 2012 4:25PM
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_Jeffrey_
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what if jiblife was real?

what if snow was purple?
May 12 2012 4:47PM
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EmperorKuzco
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What are you the kid's manager?
May 12 2012 4:50PM
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fruitstick
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What If areials never existed?
May 12 2012 5:46PM
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jibmeisterflex
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I don't know how now one else has said that... I thought it was gonna be a make your own conspiracy keanu thread
May 12 2012 6:20PM
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edai
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What if I didn't use to read word up magazine?
May 12 2012 8:01PM
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2_fadez
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see my sig
May 12 2012 8:02PM
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Crankset
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What if there was an age requirement for newschoolers...?
May 12 2012 9:55PM
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specialSAWce
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i have a feeling kids would just lie like they do on everyother site in existance, so in conclusion, the world may never know.

on a similar note, what if we knew how many licks it actually took to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
May 12 2012 9:57PM
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Alex_G
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nope, i just find it ridiculous that nobody fucking knows about him and dont give a fuck about my reputation on this website so I figure I'd help promote his skiing as much as I could. And managers don't promote people, fucktard.



May 12 2012 10:18PM
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roddy116
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what if we were the actualy gapers.
May 12 2012 11:09PM
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jibcrew1
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what if being a gaper was excepted
May 12 2012 11:15PM
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roddy116
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Click for larger image
May 12 2012 11:18PM
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specialSAWce
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what if the things we do while we think we're awake are really just boring dreams, and we do a bunch of wicked intense awesome shit while we're awake?
May 12 2012 11:31PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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What if windells didn't cost $100,000,000,000.
May 12 2012 11:46PM
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Drail
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what if the strength of gravity fluctuated?

May 12 2012 11:48PM
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Ryanvdonk
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What if Hansel's story wasn't cool?
May 13 2012 12:00AM
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jibcrew1
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what if there was crying in baseball
May 13 2012 12:31AM
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specialSAWce
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you of course mean outside of NY, pussies
May 13 2012 12:37AM
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jibcrew1
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i was referring to a league of there own when tom hanks shouts there's no crying in baseball and its also allowed in chicgo i mean its been 100+ years they can shed a tear or to out in the comedy central and which ny i can honestly say Ive  been a Yankees fan since i was 4 and was told i had a swing that had the consistency of DiMaggio until last year when i got into skiing and stopped caring for playing i still do miss it
May 13 2012 12:43AM
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specialSAWce
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i was referring to the fact that i live in new england and the most popular sticker in all of the land is "there's no crying in baseball (except in new york)" i personally am not into baseball, except this year because my highschool isnt last, were still only like 3-7 but before this year we haven't won a game since my brother's class graduated
May 13 2012 1:09AM
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