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What's the worst injury you have sustained as a child?

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Poems
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Mine was probably when I was 4 years old. I was at a Fourth of July party. I got nailed right above the eye with a metal swing. 12 stiches on my forehead. My parents said I flew back like I got hit by a shockwave. Post up. Sorry if it's a repost
May 4 2012 12:21PM
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NToTheZ
Posts: 137 - Karma: 44
Mine was in 4th grade I was running barefoot around a pool and jammed my pinky toe into a metal pipe that was for a trampoline and severed it half way off.......
May 4 2012 12:33PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
severally fractured skull/subdural hematoma, have 4 metal pins holding a permanent crack in my skull together on the right side of my head
May 4 2012 12:35PM
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bakedpow
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When i was like 2 or 3 i got about a two or 3 inches splinter through my foot.

May 4 2012 12:38PM
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maximiliaan
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falling with my teeth on the bathtub, had a black tooth for an year! yeah pirate style
May 4 2012 12:39PM
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De-Clan
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Mine was when i was in 6th grade i got my 2 front teeth knocked in and up onto the roof of my mouth by this kid who is absolutely crazy. He pushed me into the arm of a chair taking my shoes off my feet. They put in 7 Novocaine shots in and the doctor had to forcefully pull the teeth up with his hands. They had to then glue the teeth together with a wire to support the glue. I could not eat anything hard for almost 2 weeks, the kid who did felt so bad that he came over my house the next day and gave me a milkshake and his " Favorite" neck chain, i had no idea what to do after that.
May 4 2012 12:40PM
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Poems
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How'd you manage that one Balt?
May 4 2012 12:53PM
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soulskier
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i dont no but alot of people ask me if i was dropped on my hed when i was younger
May 4 2012 12:59PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
i was attacked by by an otter when i was like 10. still have scars
May 4 2012 1:06PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
Yeah jeez dude
May 4 2012 1:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i fell out of a wagon and broke my collar bone when i was three and then a few years later i was riding along one of those slidy things that you hang onto fell and broke my leg.
May 4 2012 1:13PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Hahahah legendary
May 4 2012 1:40PM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
Dislocated knee
May 4 2012 1:41PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
Circumcision
May 4 2012 1:43PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
I guess i used to slam my head off walls and the floor when i got mad when i was little....guess that explains a lot
May 4 2012 1:44PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
broke my leg when i was 2 or 3.
May 4 2012 1:46PM
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
I broke both bones in my right forearm doing something stupid on a swing right before 5th grade, and had to write lefty for like 6 weeks.
May 4 2012 1:49PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
I really don't have any, but i still remember the day that my brother smashed his head on a rock, and we were almost killed by a semi truck on our way to the emergency room.
May 4 2012 1:52PM
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AWALLRUS.
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when i was about 4 or 5 i was on a swing with a wet bathing suit and i slipped off backwards. dropped about 10 ft on to a rock (the only rock in the whole fucking yard) and landed straight on the back of my head. went to the hospital and it turned out i didnt even have a concussion. my head is like a rock
May 4 2012 1:54PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
Broke my arm in kindergarden. Also, in 5th grade I got a really bad infection in my leg that spread throughout most my lower body. My leg was so swollen and enflamed I could hardly move it. I got 12 shots in one day for it. Worst day of my life. Eventualy had to get it surgically removed, then the whole was stuffed with 3ft of gauze that got pulled out a few weeks later.
May 4 2012 2:09PM
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BROSEIDON
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when I was 7 a kid threw one of those swings with a rubber seat and a crack in it got me right behind the ear and halfway cut my ear off, I had to get a ton of stitches and was knocked out cold. I remember waking up in the ambulance.
May 4 2012 2:10PM
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elemeno89
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was playing hide and go seek at night. and along the edge of my property there are the electric poles supported by tow cables. as i was being chased i was close lined by one of those tow cables and the thing tore my face apart.

that and an icicle fell right into my eye and i had to wear an eye patch for a few weeks.
May 4 2012 2:11PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I put my dick in an electrical socket. Most painful orgasm ever
May 4 2012 2:12PM
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sugar~glider
Posts: 142 - Karma: 13
i got hit by a car when i was shoveling the driveway. the doctor said i might have had a slight concussion but nothing serious. it was my moms fault.
May 4 2012 2:12PM
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elemeno89
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also i was jumping in a trampoline and when i did a front flip i tore the muscles in my neck. had to wear a neck brace for a few weeks as well.
May 4 2012 2:12PM
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profa_212
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currently sitting in the waiting room for a mri...seeing if i tore my acl. Also i broke my back last year
May 4 2012 2:13PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
My bro did the same thing hahahaha. Keep posting! Shits funny!
May 4 2012 2:19PM
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Anathema
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when i was about 8 i crashed an ATV when i was driving it with my dad. we hit a pot hole in this gravel road out in the country and i jerked the handle bars to try to recover and we ended up rolling into a ditch and getting cut up pretty badly (we were wearing shorts and tshirts). it could have been way worse, though, because the thing rolled right over my head. luckily, i was wearing a helmet.

i also had a pretty bad spill back when i used to race, at around age 13-14. i clipped a gate and tumbled hard, straining my LCLs in both knees. i couldn't walk for a week, and had some really bad pain for like 2-3. that was more scary than anything, though. i thought for sure i'd need surgery and the feeling of not being able to walk or bend your knees with any load on them really rattles a kid.

when i was a baby i fell into a rose bush. parents still tell stories about that. i fell off the front porch as a toddler wearing nothing but a diaper and had hundreds of needles sticking out of my skin like i just tried to fuck a cactus. funny shit.
May 4 2012 2:31PM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,564
Cracked sternum and 5 broken ribs - rugby

Broken Nose, bone shattered/cracked around the right eye - rugby

Knocked my two front teeth out - cricket

My nose is still hooked as a result of the second injury and I still play rugby
May 4 2012 2:51PM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,564
Cracked sternum and 5 broken ribs - rugby

Broken Nose, bone shattered/cracked around the right eye - rugby

Knocked my two front teeth out - cricket

My nose is still hooked as a result of the second injury and I still play rugby
May 4 2012 2:51PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
not really injuries but i attempted to swallow a huge plastic easter egg and it got lodged in my throat causing me to suffocate, and i tried to walk on a pool cover when i was two and spent a good minute underwater before anyone noticed and saved me. Don't think i have too much brain damage.
May 4 2012 2:55PM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
Second grade sliding through my house with socks on. Caught an edge and got stitches in my chin.
May 4 2012 2:58PM
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Shasta.purp
Posts: 385 - Karma: 144

i was drunk and i decided to stick my dick in a fan thinking i could dodge the blade, i was wrong and ended up turning my penis into ground beef! 

May 4 2012 3:03PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
fell out of a shopping cart when i was 1
May 4 2012 3:04PM
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Poems
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Dude total thug life ^to the guy who turned his cock into ground beef. I call bs But if not, +vibes to a man who will never feel such a glorious sensation as urinating in a female's anus again.
May 4 2012 3:07PM
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Lansfield
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ahahahahahahahaha
May 4 2012 3:07PM
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Bertrand
Posts: 423 - Karma: 457
10 stitches to the right of my right eye.

6 staples in the back of my head.

Fractured collar bone.

32 stitches right on my kneecap.

YARP


May 4 2012 3:12PM
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.AR6rider.
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I never really had any bad injuries until I was in high school, but I always think this one about my girlfriend's brother is hilarious:

He was like 2-3 years old, and they were having a family party at their house for whatever occasion, so my gf's uncle was playing with her brother I guess, and kinda like tossing him up and making airplane noises. Anyway...he ended up throwing him straight into a ceiling fan. I guess that ended the party pretty quick.
May 4 2012 3:13PM
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*SNO*
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I lost at this bit.

Mine was when i was in like year 4 (3 or 5th grade in America im not sure?) I was having a race with a bunch of friends on the school playground and I ran full speed into a brick wall and knocked myself out.

May 4 2012 3:18PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Holy fuck
May 4 2012 3:18PM
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EC-Skier
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i was three and jumping on the couch, my dad told me to stop and get down. so i jumped off, hit my head on the coffee table, needed 16 stitches. I live so far from a hospital that by the time i got there it had stopped hurting and i had stopped crying haah; oh, and i bled so much in the car that it apparently smelled like iron for a while.
May 4 2012 3:23PM
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KaneDog
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damn the injury that never heals
May 4 2012 3:30PM
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mowglii
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in grade 6 i believe, some bucktooth kid at school ran into me while we were playing soccer. His front tooth hit my forehead and punctured a vein so blood started squirting out to the rythm of my heart beat. i just flipped out and sprinted to the office screaming so i could get saved
May 4 2012 3:31PM
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Poems
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Laughing so hard I can't breathe
May 4 2012 3:35PM
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Poems
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Bump
May 4 2012 4:19PM
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Relish_man
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my brother pushed me down the stairs breaking my left arm... twice. motherfucker
May 4 2012 4:22PM
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.ste
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 238
I got run over by a car outside of my local ymca when I was 4.
May 4 2012 4:25PM
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SarahLM
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In 2nd grade I was doing a cartwheel and my brother tripped me. I landed face down into the coffee table and my two top front teeth went straight through my bottom lip. There are teeth marks in the coffee table from where my teeth hit. Had to get a whole lot of stitches in my lip and new front teeth. Just finished getting all my dental work done last year - about 12 years after the incident. Yep!
May 4 2012 4:30PM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
When I was about 2 or 3 I was jumping on the bed and my brother decides to come and push me off. I went flying and hit my hed off the coner of a register and cut it open.
May 4 2012 4:33PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Concussion when I was 2 because I was playing around by the beach and tripped over a little ledge and landed on my head on a rock, got cut open and had to be air-lifted out.
May 4 2012 4:40PM
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gusestomp
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I was in tee-ball playing some baseball, eventually throughout the practice, some kid whacked me hard in the chin with a baseball bat.
May 4 2012 5:08PM
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