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Any weird talents out there?

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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86
SO i figured people of NS that some of you must have some weird talents or abilities besides skiing. what've you got? don't know if ping pong counts but ive got that goin on.
May 4 2012 12:20AM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
I can pee through a cheerio at 30 paces
May 4 2012 12:24AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I'm a speed cummer. Give me 10 seconds and a bottle of Jurgens
May 4 2012 12:25AM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
I can balance coins on my elbow, then catch them in my hand.  My best is like 54.
May 4 2012 12:27AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
i can retract my penis for ultimate surveillance.
May 4 2012 12:28AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I can assemble complex machinery using only my nipples.
May 4 2012 12:33AM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
sometimes when i get really sweaty after a workout i lactate out of my left nipple.
May 4 2012 12:35AM
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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86
yikes dude.

my buddy can rip ass on command. pretty rad
May 4 2012 12:46AM
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Skiing.Nz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 49
Inny Outies?

May 4 2012 12:48AM
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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86
calls 'em breathies. heard them last upwards of a minute.
May 4 2012 12:50AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51296 - Karma: 157,981
I can pee in yur moms butt
May 4 2012 12:50AM
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Skiing.Nz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 49
Hahaha yeah my friend can do these too. Goes hard at them haha.
May 4 2012 12:52AM
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sugar~glider
Posts: 142 - Karma: 13
i can fit my fist in my mouth, move each eye independently, and my favorite party trick is trying to stab / slice my foot with a knife and being unsuccessful every time.
May 4 2012 12:52AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
I can
May 4 2012 12:52AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
I can stick my foot up ur ass. Took me lots of practice.
May 4 2012 12:58AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I can give a woman an orgasm
May 4 2012 1:01AM
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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86
something nifty_shifty cannot do.
May 4 2012 1:10AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
i can memorize stuff by reading it once or twice for a short period of time. Once i realized i studied the wrong material in my nutrition class 5 minutes before my exam, I read memorized the study guide and got 100%
May 4 2012 1:21AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Are you sure it's not
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May 4 2012 1:23AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
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May 4 2012 1:28AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
I can give people AIDS with one loogie if I aim it right.
May 4 2012 1:39AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
sometimes i wrap myself is saran wrap and writhe on the ground pretending to be an inch worm. then after a solid 7 minutes i break free and become a wingless butterfly.
May 4 2012 1:42AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Is making furniture out of trees a weird talent? If so than this
May 4 2012 1:43AM
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alden.
Posts: 855 - Karma: 360
i can lick my elbow
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May 4 2012 1:45AM
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dique_cheeez
Posts: 61 - Karma: 11
i can smoke soooooo much weed.

May 4 2012 2:11AM
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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86
so when do you change your NS profile to a pink name? thats what happens right?
May 4 2012 2:16AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
picking locks occasionally
May 4 2012 2:51AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
also i can Future $pin
May 4 2012 2:52AM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
I can drink any liquid and make it flow out my nose. Also with noodles, so that I can tug on each end, one out of my mouth, one out of a nostril. I'm serious, it grosses people out very much lol
May 4 2012 3:46AM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
I can sound like one of those bike horn things.
May 4 2012 4:50AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
thats the first thing that fits in here. lol
May 4 2012 4:54AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Pics People! Especially alden.
May 4 2012 6:13AM
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Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 40
i can take my eye out, and do shit with it.
May 4 2012 6:52AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
That's cute.
May 4 2012 8:06AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Multiple orgasms.
May 4 2012 8:11AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Dammit...
May 4 2012 8:12AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Same...  And that's actually saying something for a guy. 

May 4 2012 8:17AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i can make girls walk funny.
May 4 2012 8:19AM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
I'm glad that I've earned your approval.
May 4 2012 8:24AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
I can find chads gap
May 4 2012 8:28AM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Stop posting shit like this on every thread. What are you, 11?
May 4 2012 8:29AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Ya but it's funny. Sit down buddy
May 4 2012 8:31AM
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Suchy
Posts: 209 - Karma: 14
i can chug a water bottle in 3 seconds
May 4 2012 8:43AM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
are you stupid?
May 4 2012 9:20AM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
Sometimes I place jumbo sharpies up my rectum and shoot them with enough force to penetrate cardboard boxes.
May 4 2012 9:21AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
poetry
May 4 2012 9:21AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
That noise makes me HORNy hahahahahahahahahabahahahahaha oh I crack myself up
May 4 2012 9:29AM
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Velocirooster
Posts: 336 - Karma: 38
I can have brown hair and brown eyes
May 4 2012 11:58AM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Yes. Tell me more.
May 4 2012 12:11PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
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May 4 2012 12:12PM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
I can slice a piece of paper cleanly in half with a pencil or pen.
May 4 2012 12:13PM
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