haha why did you stop
"However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should
point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of
organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a
cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours
staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton
hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only
because I wanted children."