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Just to sum up every lie ever told in the gaper quote thread, here we go:
Once, I was riding up the chairlift, listening to my headphones, when some gaper was trying to talk to me, but he was like SOO stupid, he didn't realize I was bumping my Biggie and couldn't hear him, so I just laughed at him. Then, when I got off the lift, there was like this total gaper in a Dallas Cowboys Starter jacket, and he was like, "BRO, are those some double tipper twin edgers?" He was like, so, so dumb, bro. I just laughed at him and skied away. Then I ran into this little gaper kid in the park, and he was all decked out in like Full Tilts, Afterbangs, and Saga, but HE FUCKING SUCKED. WHAT A FUCKING GAPER NOOB. I just laughed at him as I skied slowly down the kiddie park and did a front 2 out of a box and got some props from my homies. Finally, I pizza'd to a quick stop at the bottom to film some bros on the box. They were rocking some hyphy ass 50-50s in their tight pants (lol gapers thought we were wearing girls pants, stupid noobs, it's called STYLE), and then this old guy in like some fucking 1980s gear with 206 straight skis was like, dude, can you do a backflip in the snowboard park? I was like, fuck yeah, of course I can, you stupid gaper noob fuck, and I skied away laughing at him. Everyone at my hill is like sooo fucking stupid, bro. Bunch of gapers. Ugh, I hate everyone but me and my crew, we are the only ones who know about freeskiing at my hill.
