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What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

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BigTrouble.
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Story Time! What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Ill start-
2 years ago we were in the middle of nowhere coming back from a concert. Somebody got the brilliant idea to drive into a field have everybody get out of the car. We left it running and after about 15-20 seconds we would run after it and try to catch it. Was a ton of fun until we let it go too far and it hit a tree. Still a mark in the front today :(
May 2 2012 11:01PM
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ZAHNER
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Yeah I know, but since I passed out it pretty much fucked my dreams. I've don'e it before after and it was only like ten min an I smoked 60x
May 3 2012 7:43AM
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maximiliaan
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went to college for 2 years, smoking weed al day errday, lie to my parents that im following classes, get kicked from college, end up without an degree and 14000 euros debt.... good start at 19 ha?
May 3 2012 7:51AM
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Lansfield
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Snorting poprocks
May 3 2012 8:24AM
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SonicsTheName
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One time I woke up in the middle of the night and I went upstairs and got milk from my fridge and I turned around and saw my brother Odis sitting at the table crying and I was like.."What's wrong Odis?" an he said "I was down at the pawnd yestrerday and I tried to catcha frog but I loike I like couldn't catch a frog and I came home an told Mom I couldn't catch a frog...and she was like..It's ok." So I gave my brother my milk and said "Here drink this good milk" Turns out it had cocaine in it and he died....
May 3 2012 9:02AM
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ZAHNER
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Is this a joke? If not that's pretty fucked, but why was there coke in milk?
May 3 2012 9:25AM
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seward
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going to the university of toronto to major in history, poly sci and geo.
who does that?
what a waste of time.
could have gone to some shit school and took the exact same classes for a fraction of the cost and difficulty.

and one time on a camping trip a bunch of us got right dickered. as everyone was starting to go to bed a buddy of mine and i decided it was time to do some magical mushrooms.
we ate lots. after chilling at the fire for a bit he tapped out and went to bed and i ended up going for a "walk", which consisted of breaking into the waterpark, sitting nipple high in the waiting pool, balling my fucking eyes out, calling everyone i knew on my cell phone at 4am. luckily, or unluckily depending on how you look at it, my mom was the only person who answered.
i told her i was drunk, but really, i was mard shroooooomed out.
so after a lengthy chat about who in the fuck knows what, i started to walk back to campsite. then i had to poop, somehow shit my pants, fell asleep in the bullrushes, and woke up several hours later to some loud ass birds.
then i had to answer everyones same question of "where the fuck were you?".
i had done them many time before that, but for whatever reason this time just kicked my fuckin ass so hard.
that was amongst the dumbest things i have ever done, and havnt done them since.
if your gonna do them kiddies, make sure youre happy happy happy and got nothing negative on your mind. or be prepared to have the worst night of your life.

and dont poop your pants, that was awful.
May 3 2012 10:13AM
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Poems
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I haven't done much shit, but I stole a sticker at my mountain when I was like 12 and got my pass pulled, luckily I got it back. But once some kid in my year stole some tea from a convenience store then pushed a dumpster down a hill and he has to go to court now.
May 3 2012 10:23AM
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WakaShocka
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dolan post...?
May 3 2012 10:25AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Procrastinate until 3 days before my project is due...
May 3 2012 10:32AM
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alex=
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lost
May 3 2012 10:53AM
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alex=
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Sorry for the double post but one time i stole my sisters car picked up my friends, they had weed on them and were high, we went to mcd's grabbed some fries, went to a grocery store so we could smoke some cigarettes, then we tagged the store. we drive away laughing our ass off, go to Y, tag the parking lot and draw a penis on a white truck, get chased by a cop for 15 minutes, go into my friends apartment complex to shake the cop, park next to my friends dad, he sees us, we go out the apartment complex, barely pass the cop who is doubling back to check for us, and drive them back. Also I didnt have my after nines, had 4 people in the car, plus weed, and spraypaint. My state it's illegal to buy spraypaint under 18.

Looking back I realized I could've gone to jail and gotten assloads of community service and fines. Luckily our parents got involved, but they didn't get the law involved and didnt figure out about the paint or tagging.

I was a dumbass.

May 3 2012 11:01AM
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TallTeeNation
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this, thank you Lansfield who shares my pain
May 3 2012 2:56PM
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DubV134
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May 3 2012 3:01PM
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CrotchKiller
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May 3 2012 3:08PM
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Huck_Norris
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Man that's a tough choice, I've done some dumbass shit in my life. 

May 3 2012 3:10PM
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northeast
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it's a toss up between getting expelled from public school for jokingly threatening a teacher with a pair of scissors for a cupcake, and getting expelled from prep school for saying "you won't, no balls!" to my soccer coach when he threatened to kick me off the bus for yelling out the window at kids after we'd just fucked up their team.
May 3 2012 3:11PM
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MFM
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Crashed my car off a dirt road and managed to stop mere feet before a 100 foot cliff over a lake with my car at at least a 45 degree angle. The tow truck driver called his work to claim it was the gnarliest shit he'd ever seen.
May 3 2012 3:13PM
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northeast
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oh, another possibility was when I flipped my truck going under 40 MPH.
May 3 2012 3:36PM
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Dr.Gnar
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In grade 6 I thought it'd be neat to snap a pencil by jumping directly on it, so I tore the eraser off and stood it up on the floor sharpened end UP (truly, truly DUMB), and tried it. It went through my shoe and into the bottom of my foot about an inch. I pulled it out quick, took my shoe off, and pulled a "cone" of sock out my foot before it even started to bleed. My teacher literally fireman carried me up to the infirmary.
May 4 2012 11:32PM
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Poems
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threads
May 4 2012 11:52PM
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maynaiseman
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Today we were running for track and i ding dong ditched some old lady's house and she apparently fell down the stairs going to the door. So she went to the highschool and told my track coach. He wasn't even mad. Not close to the dumbest thing ive done but this is just very recent.
May 5 2012 12:08AM
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Dr.Gnar
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Reminds me of when my lil sis and her friend played Nicky Nine Doors on a brutal possibly Nazi German neighbor and he chased them with his Rotweilers around the neighborhood. Scared the shit out of her, all hysterical and crying n shit
May 5 2012 12:13AM
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SelenaGomez
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You managed to get one thing right: this thread.
May 5 2012 12:26AM
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Dr.Gnar
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Hahahahah I fucking did the same thing at university. Whole ordeal cost my parents 40 thousand dollars, but they still love and support me, even though they know the truth. I blamed it on my "friends" and getting "sucked in." lol. My parents are fucking awesome.
May 5 2012 12:30AM
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chicken
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not giving a fuck in high school.
May 5 2012 12:35AM
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bo0b
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Why?
May 5 2012 12:44AM
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Spinoza
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I had the chance,  multiple chances actually, to ask the perfect girl to prom.  and she would have said yes.
and im a big fat pussy and hate myself for it.
5 years later and i still cant get over it...
May 5 2012 1:03AM
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roddy116
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one time i got on the naughty part of the internet, but not everyone was gone.
May 5 2012 2:29AM
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Oldmann1584
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LOl this is going to get deleted holy shit


and probably when i was in bali just taking random drinks off the tables at clubs cause they hand out free drinks haha and there was a bunch of full ones. pretty sure i got ruffied cause i dont remember anything past that point and woke up on the stairs of our hotel at like 5 am by some random chick/hooker i think
May 5 2012 5:50AM
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maynaiseman
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What an unexpected left turn in the thread.....
May 5 2012 8:49AM
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penguin_steeze
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bye
May 5 2012 10:18AM
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bo0b
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What the fuck?

And it was a naked black guy for when people ask what got deleted.
May 5 2012 10:25AM
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shibby
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Black dick.
May 5 2012 10:29AM
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Spinoza
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it was a picture of me for when it gets deleted
May 5 2012 10:43AM
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corona
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dress to the left eh?
May 5 2012 10:58AM
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skijunkiedtm
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Do not remember this...
May 5 2012 11:03AM
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Spinoza
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yeye
May 5 2012 11:09AM
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jamodeo
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I honestly don't know the ymr in me took over
May 5 2012 11:21AM
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84891jnf92048
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honestly probably the funniest thing anybody has ever done. ever.
May 5 2012 11:25AM
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bo0b
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More like unexpected left turn in the head.
May 5 2012 12:46PM
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Anal_Rapist
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Then I was 14 I was riding in my car(big fucking SUV) in the passenger seat with my arm out the window kinda playing with the wind in my hand when I thought "OH SHIT I HAVE A GREAT IDEA" so without my mother knowing i took a long nylon rope (I'm not sure why I had it in the car with me) and tied it onto my hand and then proceeded to stick that mother fucker out of the window. Well I was having a grand old time watching it wave up and down in the wind as we were traveling at 55mph down the road when all of a sudden CRACK! The rope got caught up in the wheel slamming my arm against the edge of the window snapping the two bones in my forearm in half, causing serious muscle and tendon damage and breaking 3 of my fingers, along with giving me 3rd degree burns along my hand where the rope was attached (think rope burn x100)
May 5 2012 12:54PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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When I was 14 I thought it would be really sweet and cool if I started smoking cigarettes.
May 5 2012 1:17PM
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thenightman
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honestly this, i could have gone to a much better college and been way more successful in all of my classes if I had actually given any effort. I still managed a 3.4 in high school but i could have easily gotten at least a 3.8-4.0 if i would have given half of the fucks i give in college.

anyway, me and my cousin decided to take a bunch of ambien and have a triathlon type event. We would take the ambien, wait a half hour then start. The first leg of the event would be swimming three laps in his pool. After that we would go outside and run about 3/4 of a mile down to his dirt bike track. Do a lap with the dirt bikes and then drive them back to his house, first one in the driveway wins. Well, I don't remember anything after the pool but I woke up in the ditch alongside a dirt bike with a pretty skinned up arm. My cousin made it back but he parked his bike in the yard and fell asleep in his garage.

Thinking back, that could have ended really, really badly.
May 5 2012 1:31PM
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WI_Personallty
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volunteer to snowblow someones driveway with 45 mile per hour winds

May 5 2012 1:33PM
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Dr.Gnar
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Oh Jesus! I dare say it could have been even worse. Fuck man that is so dumb and so gnarly.
May 5 2012 2:14PM
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Anal_Rapist
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doctors said I was lucky to have my arm
May 5 2012 2:15PM
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Bodhisattva_
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With all due respect, You're fucking dumb man. Cool story to tell though!
May 8 2012 12:06AM
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specialSAWce
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Not the dumbest thing i've ever done, but the dumbest thing my asshole friend blamed on me. We go to Mcdonalds and we do the drivethrough cuz we were a little high and didnt wanna see people. So my friend who was driving decides it'd be wicked fucking funny to put a bag of peanut m&ms in the donation box at the window. Boy genius can't leave it at that though, he then tells the dude when we go to pick up the food and because he didnt wanna get yelled at after he told them he sped off before we got drinks. Got halfway back to his house and i was like "shit dude we got no drinks" so we go back and he parks and makes me go in. I then got yelled at for like 10 minutes by the manager about how its super rude to put candy in a donation box so then i kinda just grabbed the drinks and walked out. But writing this has helped me reflect and realize that one of the dumbest things i've done was hang out with that kid, he's just a fuck.
May 8 2012 12:38AM
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specialSAWce
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Not the dumbest thing i've ever done, but the dumbest thing my asshole friend blamed on me. We go to Mcdonalds and we do the drivethrough cuz we were a little high and didnt wanna see people. So my friend who was driving decides it'd be wicked fucking funny to put a bag of peanut m&ms in the donation box at the window. Boy genius can't leave it at that though, he then tells the dude when we go to pick up the food and because he didnt wanna get yelled at after he told them he sped off before we got drinks. Got halfway back to his house and i was like "shit dude we got no drinks" so we go back and he parks and makes me go in. I then got yelled at for like 10 minutes by the manager about how its super rude to put candy in a donation box so then i kinda just grabbed the drinks and walked out. But writing this has helped me reflect and realize that one of the dumbest things i've done was hang out with that kid, he's just a fuck.
May 8 2012 12:39AM
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