I would document each step of the troll...
1. Initial Phone Call
3. A day in the filed (if you make it past the interview)
obviously full troll at each step.
go to the interview and troll the shit out fo them. flop your cock out over your wrist (discreetly) and ask him to read your watch.
I knew a girl that worked at Vector, she went around cutting up pinapples and ropes.
If you have to ask if you should troll, it's always a yes.
Offer to give them discount abortions