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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/16-year-old-weds-51-year-old-quot-lost-quot-star-why-we-still-cant-process-it-2500540.html?fb_action_ids=3808316649082%2C10150994459153574%2C3397186572025%2C10151590709605722%2C10150783749527074&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_ref=type%3Aread%2Cuser%3AKK9kAVh2YNtNWHfzixsYJqxj0Q0%2Ctype%3Aread%2Cuser%3AmoIzOtOva3-chTLPcrfEt2RAxEI%2Ctype%3Aread%2Cuser%3Aq62gD6Pdg63oXoM7Stx7otJARlQ%2Ctype%3Aread%2Cuser%3AL4cBzyZe6eDVA6lY6X3967gr7AY%2Cfb_opengraph&fb_source=other_multiline&code=AQBT-mlZ-Z48Q_lPi3-qGS34u5tT4juRqAer2l3FVDORdn7-V3kF5EgqSJCuEdCbSfMdE1UyonXZ_KhmIRpt1z_P5z-VIO1KQ-D2oHMFrOrZprURNX4TF27WDgoG8Ryk4-fOxFCEYIEtWkCZu_s_YURBlFINSBfhxkSETY71MPP6aEb6jcWNdToZkTOMbK2uzgM#_=
Apr 30 2012 1:51AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
No it won't.
Apr 30 2012 1:52AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51311 - Karma: 158,138
okay
Apr 30 2012 1:54AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,527
it won't, no
Apr 30 2012 1:54AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
the 16 year olds fresh single for those who couldn't read all the way to the bottom.

Apr 30 2012 1:54AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
should we kiss?
Apr 30 2012 1:55AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
"Every father can only pray to have such a man behind their daughter"

Wait, does he realize this is going to be literal?
Apr 30 2012 1:59AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
I think there is a law against putting a girl in dog after you turn 50.
Apr 30 2012 2:02AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Welcome to Obama's America
Apr 30 2012 2:08AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Its a strange world we live in...
Apr 30 2012 2:24AM
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rommo
Posts: 103 - Karma: 143
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Apr 30 2012 2:25AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
What the fuck I want a 16 year old.
Apr 30 2012 2:48AM
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Sherlock_Holmes
Posts: 280 - Karma: 48
lucky bastard.
Apr 30 2012 2:58AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
Hundreds of years
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One year
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Apr 30 2012 3:14AM
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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
just throwing this out there,

shes pretty fucking hot and i'd fuck (then chuck) her, but not merry her. looks way too much of a slut/is.
Apr 30 2012 3:45AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
she must be witnessing such a weird realityPr
Apr 30 2012 3:58AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
that escalated quickly
Apr 30 2012 4:11AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
I lost it at the dogs wig.
Apr 30 2012 6:25AM
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Krizzle
Posts: 375 - Karma: 22
This is from last year...
Apr 30 2012 7:36AM
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Krizzle
Posts: 375 - Karma: 22
This is from last year...
Apr 30 2012 7:37AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
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yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Apr 30 2012 7:38AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
i think i puked a bit
Apr 30 2012 7:59AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
I would not be surprised if that girl made it in the music industry...which is frightening.
Apr 30 2012 8:14AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
he is winning ALL the sports
Apr 30 2012 9:58AM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
Well they're coming up on a 1 year anniversary, so you can't say they've done too bad in the context of it being a Hollywood marriage.
Apr 30 2012 10:40AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
This. But seriously
Apr 30 2012 10:47AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
wow, that video really sucked. and apparently her tits are real? i don't know if I believe it.
Apr 30 2012 11:08AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
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Apr 30 2012 11:13AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
is it weird that i thought from that first picture that she was the 51 year old and he was the 16 year old?
Apr 30 2012 11:19AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
well thats really fucking weird. that girl is pretty bomb though
Apr 30 2012 11:21AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
She looks like such a skank. Plus she looks like shes 25 and worn.
Apr 30 2012 11:22AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
I hated his character in Green Mile.
Apr 30 2012 11:35AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
i loled,

this is crazy though, wtf
Apr 30 2012 11:37AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
This bitch does NOT look 16

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Apr 30 2012 11:50AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
She was a lot prettier before she started dressing like a prostitute and using an industrial paint brush to apply her makeup
Apr 30 2012 11:54AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
YOU JELLY? SHE'S A FOX AND THAT OLD GUY IS SLAMMING THAT HOT ASS. HE'S PROBS RICH AS FUCK AND SHE ALL AWWWWW YEAH MAKE MONAY MONAYYYY AND MAYBE HE HAS A GODLY COCK. WHO DA FUCK NOES>
Apr 30 2012 11:56AM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
Well said!
Apr 30 2012 12:01PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
her parents fucked up so bad
Apr 30 2012 12:14PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Oh, classy.
Apr 30 2012 2:28PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Busted.
Apr 30 2012 2:29PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
and even now, one year later, shes still underage
Apr 30 2012 2:34PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
shes real dude, her mom even says so
Apr 30 2012 2:53PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
the only thing she should be doing is taking d's on camera
Apr 30 2012 3:05PM
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37

Apr 30 2012 4:50PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
She looks likes a 40 year old who's trying to be 16
Apr 30 2012 4:53PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Doesnt this seem so fucked to any one else?

On the left is what is beautiful. But on the right is what society thinks is beautiful.

So messed up.
Apr 30 2012 4:58PM
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HARVERSACE
Posts: 763 - Karma: 372
tru dat
Apr 30 2012 5:16PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
ooo hey there
Apr 30 2012 5:30PM
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fitzcarraldo
Posts: 218 - Karma: 63
courtney... what do you want from me? I don't understand.

You're all jumpin' around.... and I'm just sittin' here with my beer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XelmvQuLgJ8&feature=related
Apr 30 2012 5:59PM
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SirBrownlee
Posts: 55 - Karma: 61
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Apr 30 2012 6:21PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
That story is almost a year old. Why is this just now a thread?
Apr 30 2012 6:23PM
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